The city of York

It is the place of crime and damage

Everywhere you go its all about bad and destruction, as a kid i saw all kinds of stuff.

Gangs, Gang wars, Robberies, Arson and so on, it got so bad eventually the state federation had to assign Heroes to the place. At that time heroes were a so called new thing, they were people but with utmost superhuman abilities, to be surprised i was very new to an environment where theres no chaos, rules and other stuff.

Thanks to the heroes many lives were now living in peace, and to me i finally had an ambition to look up on, i decided to become a full time hero, throughout the years i trained hard and to my best, i wasnt alone throughout this, i had my partner/sidekick

by my side together we fought crime and eventually became qualified to become heroes and eventually gained powers.

I took on the mantle to Become the a hero, better known as The Robber of justice or The Robber hero

Known as Weirdo Guy.

Of course people questioned the ridiculous name but back then it was a weird time

People were giving themselves pretty weird names and so on, that trend died out.

Present Day

Me and my sidekick Also known as

Captain Cash during an average day

Both stroll down the streets of york as sunny as always, its been 2 weeks ever since the last villain attack, its been doing alright

We sometimes stroll around and managed to catch some petty criminals 1 or 2 during the past week, but that doesnt make much of a difference as i myself tend to get bored from less action from time to time.

Cash doesnt really mind so much, his stoic natures not much of a hastle but he does a good job, considering that he hasnt received any powers yet.

Of course agency is responsible for giving such things but, he hasnt quallified to getting them yet, but assured to me he will get his powers there is some improvement.

In the day we could either be in hero mode or as our usual selves but at night, is where we do most of our shifts, especially that the heroes during the day need some rest

But at this occasion we decided to do some day work.

Its the least we could do especially when contributing to society, we get quickbucks now and then doing some gig's or by tips from civilians. talk about dedicated idolation,

Now and then even during shifts we would sometimes encounter a crazy hero geek or die hard fan of some sort, its not that big of deal as its avoidable.

Now focusing on what to do in the morning

Considering how things have been, im not sure what to do anyways, i felt like i couldve used this time for more activities besides adding up to the unnecessary volunteering.

As i was strolling around suddenly my phone starting ringing.

*VIBRATING NOISES*

i reached out to my pocket to answer it

*Hello?*

*Weirdo Guy this is agency, we've got a report coming from ____ avenue*

*it stated that an explosion has occured in one of the buildings be on it.*

*Roger that* i replied enthusiastically

We then head off to the location

As we both arrived the building was in shatters, the other heroes managed to secure the perimiter and evacuate some citizens, unfortunately some died and where injured.

Gazing upon the huge burning building

I met up with one of my close friends Fulcan

He doesnt posses any powers whatsoever

As he prefers to rely on his gifted skill.

*This is real bad* he said

*Im not sure what to even say*

I said wondering if this was just made by a non-Villain

*This might be some terrorist attack by the looks of it, or maybe even worse*

He pondered

*By the looks of "Worse" this could mean that*

*Yes, A Villain Attack*

*This could be done by any villain, of some sorts there are endless possibilities, aside from the evidence that we are seeing right now*

I pondered too

*That said, i believe right now the others have checked for aby traces in the evidence but to no avail we cant trace who's done this*

*Crap, this guys smarter than he seems, i bet hes smarter enough to come out now*

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA-

as the flames everywhere grew we all heard laughs, coming from the mouth of a maniac

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HEE HEE HEE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Theres could only be one person behind this

Dr. Evil

As we all turned to the hovering figure in the

Top it was no doubt to be him.

*GET HIM*

Me, fulcan and the others rushed to get to him, but to no avail a bunch of droids countered us.

We came crashing down stunned by the surge of electricity by the droids.

*I came prepared as i expected*

*i spent the last 3 weeks again perfecting the art of

Maximizing my robotics strategic prowess.

This time i came to give the message to you all, in the following week, I will be hosting the worlds largest invasion of a mere city by far.

I will unleash my entire arsenal of destructive droids, weapons and everything on to all of you putrid heroes.

I DOCTOR EVIL PROUDLY AND FINALLY WILL DECLARE WAR ONTO ALL OF YOU

be prepared while you las-*

*SPEAK ENGLISH NERD*

A hero shouts out

*Yeah*

Some other agrees

*What the hell!?!, You Imbeciles*

*Next week, i'm gonna launch a robot invasion, UNDERSTAND???*

he then left off irritaded by our ridicule

*Next week?, pfft theres no way that fool could destroy us, you have your insane punches, i have my skill and especially for metabolis with his metal bending ability theres no way a bunch of robots would defeat the York heroes, Isnt that right everyone?*

*YORK HEROES RULE*

*YORK HEROES RULE*

We all chanted that as Fulcan livens the mood, cash stood there unimpressed as usual.

We all head our usual ways as we go

So we called it a day, it was both devastating and unfortunate for the ones that were lost.

I give my prayers to the victimes, of Evils sick tricks.

Dr.Evil i could say he is my arch nemesis

we've known each other ever since the early days of our heroing, when villainy and protest against heroes were become such a concept.

Throughout the years he's done some of the worst things you could ever even imagine, of how destructive one person could do, he doesnt really take lives but wants to cause suffering and havoc, he's been arrested for

1 to 3 times but managed to escape the prison.

Doing so he would cause havoc in 5 or a few months or once, but that doesnt come close to how hard it is to catch the guy.

This time if we capture him were sending him to the highest security the agency would have to offer.

That concludes our days of subtle piece.

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