"Alas, what on earth is going on here?"
Zhang Xingbao sighed deeply, his face filled with a puzzled expression.
Zhang Qinfen cursed angrily, "Stop with your damn pretenses, I think all you're good for is sweet-talking nonsense, but in reality, you've always been a piece of trash!"
"Nonsense! I rocked my wife's world so hard last night she was crying out to heaven and earth. If you don't believe me, go look in my courtyard, I bet the bed sheets aren't even dry yet."
"Ha! If you were really that amazing, why is there no action now?"
"I..."
Zhang Xingbao's old face flushed red, at a loss for words.
Zhang Qinfen, furious, punched him and said while getting dressed, "You're clearly useless, but you act as if you're Sun Monkey, capable of wielding the Ruyi Jingu Bang every day.
With you being such a waste, you'd better stop bragging in the village, or else you might anger the girls and young wives enough to dig up your ancestors' graves!"
