"Mr. Stark, were you injured in the attack?"
"No, but my drink was spilled, and it was a 26-year Macallan, so I guess that counts as a war crime."
"Hello, I am Harry Whittington from the British Post. What have you learned from your experience in Afghanistan?"
"Of course—never travel to a place that doesn't have a Four Seasons hotel."
"Mr. Stark, how has this experience changed you?"
"Well... seeing American youth die because of the weapons we manufactured—I realized I had to do better for them.
Bigger, fiercer, stronger! So I will appoint Lieutenant Eric Stevenson as the new head of industry at Stark Industries.
And I promise to double the capacity of the military weapons production department within the next year!"
The genius, millionaire, CEO of Stark Industries was saved by a Marine Corps lieutenant from a terrorist attack, and he immediately announced an increase in production capacity and expressed his support for continuing the war.
The stock market went crazy—