Girl- Yo Amy!
Amy- Yo Alice!
Alice- Why you didnt come to school yesterday?
Amy- I got some killer periods pain. It was fucking aweful, swear to God. I'm still bleeding like a waterfall. Ugh i feel miserable. Do you know I'm on drugs right now? Pain killers. Big ass ones. Mom bought them for me. I feel better but dizzy as heck.
Alice- Damm. You have any idea what we did yesterday!?
Amy- What?
Alice- We had 4 fucking free periods. Mrs. Autism was absent. So no maths class. 3 periods of games in the grounds and 4th period they took us to museum.
Amy- No fucking way.
Alice- Yes fucking way. Plus we got fish fries and noodles in canteen. Principal bought us food from the food stalls outside the museum. So I took squid fries. They were freaking awesome. And the best thing? He paid all of it from his own pocket.
Amy- What the fuck!
Alice- Exactly you fucking missed it!!! AAAAAA!
Amy- Tsk. Fuck my life.
Alice- Hehehe...
Amy- What else?
Alice- A new guy came.
Amy- Shut up!
Alice- I'm not talking.
Amy- no no... seriously? For real?
Alice- yes... hehehe..
Amy- ....
Alice- what?
Amy- He good?
Alice- Oh he delicious.
Amy- for real?
Alice- yep.
Amy- What's his name?
Alice- Damian Clark.
Amy- what's he like?
Alice- he's sitting right there. Look yourself.
Amy- wow. Oh he's freaking hot dude.
Alice- and he's smiling at us right now. You wanna shoot your shot?
Amy- hell yeah. Is that even a question?
Alice- careful though.
Amy- why? What?
Alice- he's not my type.
Amy- what?
Alice- yeah. He likes to date kids.
Amy- what? Seriously? What the hell?
Alice- I mean he dated a sixth grader.
Amy- what?
Alice- yeah. Shanty told me.
Amy- Hmm.. maybe she made it up.
Alice- .... I don't know. I don't like the rumors. Shanty don't lie though. Why lie about a hot one like him?
Amy- You talked to him girl?
Alice- yeah.
Amy- what he say?
Alice- i didn't ask him his dating history.
Amy- then what did you ask?
Alice- asked where he from? He said yahoo town.
Amy- damn. That's a crazy rich neighborhood.
Alice- I never heard of it. Anyway. Then i asked how was last school.
Amy- what he say?
Alice- he said garden high was crazy place.
Amy- damn.
Alice- then i asked , why you leave?
Amy- wait wait hold on... you guys talked alone?
Alice- no? Everyone ganged up on him in the lunch break and we all asked different questions...
Amy- oh i see.
Alice- so he said he didn't like his old classmates.
Amy- aww.
Alice- ....
Amy- and?
Alice- then Shanty told me that he's had a history of violence. That he fought with his older classmates and got beat up. He bullied and got thrown out of garden high. No other school was taking him in so he came here after some extra donation and consideration. His dad was here too the other morning.
Amy- goddam. how does she know all that?
Alice- shantys sisters the school receptionist. Don't you remember?
Amy- oh yeah! I totally forgot.
Alice- ....
Amy- look I don't care. He looks really crazy good. I mean none of the guys in our school looks as good as him except Nathan from soccer team.
Alice- Nathan's a dick.
Amy- Still..
Alice- .....
Amy- don't judge a book by it's cover?
Alice- hahahs. You're doing exactly the opposite. he's cute though. I guess you should ask him on a date. if he actually dates 6th graders, you'll know it from him yourself..
Amy- does it matter? I mean it's only a six years difference. Love is love right?
Alice- ..... that's true. But wouldn't it be creepy if they fucked?
Amy- right. I'm gonna go and talk to him now. Don't give me jujus Alice. This might be my only chance at getting a decent boyfriend.
Alice- ok. Mwah. All the best bestie.
Amy- Mwah. Wish me luck.