"Hehehe."
Li Jian chuckled, displaying a look every man can relate to.
"No need to explain, cousin understands. After all, I was young once, too. You must practice moderation, though. Don't damage your foundation. If you overdraw now, later you'll be out of stock."
"It must be tough on you, still single at such a vigorous age. Wait a second, your cousin will keep an eye out for some nice girls at the university to introduce to you, to be your girlfriend, hehehe."
Poor Li Jian, he thought Su Fan was just spanking the monkey and wanted to help him find a partner—someone to discharge some of that bodily heat, but how could he have known that the stain was from his perverted wife Bai Man's doing?
Su Fan hung his head in shame.
"Alright, get some rest. I'm going to see what your auntie's up to."
Li Jian laughed and walked away.
Bai Man awkwardly crawled out from under the bed, still grumbling.
"Didn't this old fart say he wasn't coming back tonight?"
"Scared me to death."
