"Damn, what kind of craziness are you up to now? Could it be that you've fought with your girlfriend and lost your mind?" Lin Feng pretended to reach out to touch Shen Congwen's forehead.
Shen Congwen blocked Lin Feng's hand and said, "Are you just hoping for us to fight? Ah, people nowadays just can't stand to see others paired up. To ease your jealous heart, I've decided to introduce you to a girlfriend! Once you kiss your single life goodbye, you'll understand just how great women are!"
Lin Feng snickered, "Cut it out, stop spouting nonsense! You not sleeping or going online, and waiting in the living room for me, definitely means no good! But let me make it clear first, I haven't gotten my salary for this month yet, so I can't lend you any money!"
Upon hearing this, Shen Congwen rolled his eyes and said disdainfully, "What are you talking about? Do you think I came to you just to borrow money? You really think too little of me, brother."