"Good morning, Chicago! You might have missed the game last night, but don't worry, you just need to know that our team thrashed those bastards from Phoenix!
Phil Jackson's timely rotation adjustments kept our offense flowing seamlessly through the connecting segments. And our 'Truth,' in only his third career game, dropped 27 points, setting a new career high. And let's not forget those record-breaking two assists!
Okay, you might say Michael managed 37 points in his third game. But how old is Roger? Just 18 this year!
He's only 18 and he's already scoring 27 points in the NBA. Most importantly, he made Charles Barkley look like a complete fool.
What's really worth celebrating, though, is that there's no issue whatsoever between Roger and Scottie. It turns out all the so-called conflicts between them were just baseless rumors from those unscrupulous media people.
