"God, God God God, oh, God!"
"On the very brink of an interception, Li Wei catches the football before it hits the ground, dodges a tackle, shakes off another—flipping Watkins over in the process—and then evades a second grab, breaking away for the end zone like a frenzied dance on the blade's edge."
"Touchdown!"
"A forty-three-yard rushing touchdown!"
"Incredible, simply incredible!"
"The game is not over, God, the Alabama Crimson Tide Storm come back from the dead with an unparalleled performance, bringing suspense back into the game."
"Saban's Crimson Tide Storm shows the quality of kings once again, proving they are still the team that all NCAA teams desperately want to defeat but find so difficult to beat. The Clemson Tigers were very, very close, but now Saban has thrown another challenge to Sweeney."
"With the next offense, should they play conservatively and wind down the clock waiting for victory, or should they take a risk and seize the initiative?"
Madness.