useduseaneouslypelganger incident last night, Javier is staying at the medical tent. The soldiers are still celebrating their triumphant victory led by that cocky brat Franz, well I was pissed at first when I heard that dumb fuck was leading the charge and mostly because he left me alone in the tower!
Well, anyways I'll go and visit Javier and that bitch simultaneously because for some stupid reason, they're staying in the same tent...
I walk into the medical tent to see Javier on top of Franz holding a wrench as he's gripping his thighs tightly...
We all awkwardly stare at each other for a moment while Javier places the wrench at Franz's groin.
"What the fuck are you two doing?" I asked them with a confused tone.
"Castrating..." Javier replied with a straight face
"You Avierto help me out here Felizch please!" Franz cries out as Javier pinches the pliers hard in his groin.
I grabbed the wrench out of Javier's hands and threw it outside the tent.
"Okay okay stop that please, why the fuck would you castrate him?!" I asked with a confused look.
"He tried to touch me!" Javier shouted
"The fuck do you mean I tried to touch you?
I was asleep that time dumbass!" Franz replied with a confused tone
"Great reason maGuess were touching my dick and drooling while you were at it!"
"Are you fucking dumb?! You know I move a lot when I sleep, not to mention you kept putting your finger in my mouth when you were sleeping!"
"No, I did not-"
"Guys, shut up you both sound like dumbasses right now!" I shouted at them.
"Javier get off Franz and you, you still have a beating to take from me!"
Javier gets off Franz and he sits down at the mattress... I walked to Franz as he looked at me timidly.
"You... you left me on top of that fucking tower to rot... I will fucking castrate you myself." I pulled out a wrench and I covered Franz's mouth as I pinned him down in the mattress.
He cries out for help but his screams are muffled, I place the wrench on his groin preparing to squeeze it.
"Yeah, go do it Felizch!" Javier cheered.
Footsteps approach our direction as I grip Franz's face tightly preparing to castrate him, suddenly I heard rustling from the tent's entrance.
"Hey Franz I'm here to check- what the hell are you doing here Felizch?!" shouted a woman.
I looked in the direction of the voice to see Haniel's confused expression... We all awkwardly stare at each other for a while till Haniel takes the wrench and throws it outside with the other wrench.
I get off of Franz and I quietly sit down on the mattress as I look at Haniel.
"Can I speak now?" She asked
"It's not what you think it is, I'm not gay!" I shouted
"I know you're not gay Felizch, the question is what the hell are you doing to Franz?!"
"We're castrating him" Javier replies with a high expression and a smile on his face.
"Castrate- oh god please don't castrate him, what the hell did he even do to you?" She asked confused about the current situation.
"Wait I'll also ask, why the hell are you checking up on Franz?" I asked confused
"I don't know, maybe it's because I'm a doctor? Why are you harming my patient?!" she asked with a demanding tone.
"Because he left me in the tower to rot!" I shouted with a pissed tone
"Why would you do that?!" she shouted at Franz.
"How the hell was I supposed to know if there was a way down?!"
"You literally tossed me to the top!"
"Yeah, so what? There was a way up but it didn't show a way down!"
"Look, you both shut the fuck up!" She shouted.
Javier stood up yawned with a high expression and walked out of the room, "I don't wanna deal with her, toodle-oo
As I witnessed Javier walk with a hole in his leg I shouted, "You can walk?!"
"Okay then now that he's gone, you both talk it out like civilized men," she said with her arms crossed
She went out of the tent and left the both of us awkwardly staring at each other...
What was I about to do...?
Why am I even here...
I stared at Franz for a moment and I walked out of the room to return to my tent, as I sat down at the desk staring at my journal.
What the hell just happened...
Anyway, let's check what day is it today...
I opened my journal to check the current date to see that it was September 3 the day Luna found me... It's my birthday...
It's my birthday huh...
Well well, time to ask the crew for money
I grinned in both ears as I went out to the tent walking enthusiastically the soldiers stared at me as I took my time heading to Luna's tent.
"Luna! Guess what's the occasion today!" I shouted as I barged into Luna's tent
I looked at Luna while he was topless kissing a woman, he paused for a moment to quickly turn his head at me and we both awkwardly stared at each other.
"I'll... ask for money later, remember to use protection..." I said while I slowly backed up the tent.
Jeez, having sex at the morning?
Talk about energy...
Who should I go to next...
Oh right! Javier, he must have a wad of cash in him!
I walked around to find Javier in the middle of a crowd smoking some ashy grass with bloodshot eyes, he stared at me as if he was processing how I looked and said,
"Brother..." He walked up to me and wrapped his arms around me and he shouted.
"Come here my brothers, let us gather today in these green pastures as I spread to you the wisdom of women!" He shouted with a tone as if he was preaching something.
"Yeah!" the crowd cheered
What the actual fuck is happening today...
I looked around the crowd to see them all with the same eyes as Javier as he continued to preach about women.
"Brothers, we must clench our thirst once we return to the capital the first thing we would return to is the holy brothel!" he shouted
The crowd murmured as if they were agreeing to the nonsense Javier's spouting in his mouth.
Well... I'll just get out of here.
I slipped out of Javier's grip and left him as he "preached" his word to the other Exiles who were stuck on cloud nine.
Well, Luna is busy with a prostitute and Javier is busy spreading his gospel...
Hmm...
Oh yeah, Johann!
I walked around the camp to search for Johann and I saw two muscular Exiles talking to each other.
"Hey, excuse me guys but have you seen Johann?!"
"Oh, you mean the commander? He just resigned last night." said the muscular exile
"What, why would he resign?" I asked with a shocked expression and a confused tone.
"Well, he kept rambling about a deal with the gods or something saying that he was about gonna die if he didn't resign." The other exile explained.
What the hell is happening today...
"What makes you want to find him though, you gonna get something repaired or something personal?" The man asked curiously
"It's something personal, well... thanks for your help though"
I walked around the camp with a confused and down expression...
What the hell is happening today...
Luna was normal...
Javier was... reasonable?
Johann started believing in conspiracies for some reason, he was the last person I'd expect to believe in making deals with divine beings.
Ugh, just what is with today?
While walking around the camp I felt a tap on my shoulder, I turned around to see who it was and I saw Haniel's pretty face.
"Oh, Haniel what is it?" I asked curiously as I stared at her gray eyes.
"Oh, uhm it's nothing actually I just noticed you were walking around the camp too, so I figured we should walk together..." she said with a nervous tone
"Mm... Alright..."
While we both walked around the camp together, we saw Javier preaching his gospel in the alley nearby...
Haniel looks at Javier and the gathered Exiles in the alley with a confused expression while she tightly wraps her arm around mine.
"What the hell is Javier doing, isn't he still injured,?" she asked me with a timid look
"Don't mind him, he's just preaching the gospel..." I sarcastically replied to her.
"Gospel?" she asked with a confused tone.
"It's better if you don't know what shenanigans Javier is preaching to those junkies... " I told her covering her eyes as we walked away from the alleyway.
We continued walking, around the camp and after some time we stumbled upon Franz who was eating at the shabby noodle shop built at the camp.
"Oh, hey it's Franz," Haniel says with an enthusiastic tone.
"Hey Franz, how are you, are you feeling any better?" she asked him while smiling.
"Hm? Oh, Haniel, actually yeah I'm feeling a bit better now also the soup you made-"
Franz paused as he looked at me standing behind Haniel with a menacing eye.
"Well, the soup was extremely delicious!" He said with an enthusiastic tone, while he trembled in fear.
"Yeah... the soup was delicious..." I told Franz as a reminder.
"Oh, you've tasted it too?" she asked curiously
"Of course I did, I won't ever miss out to taste your cooking!" I lied enthusiastically...
I never actually had a taste of her soup...
"Ah, well I'll get going now I still have to report to General Lin," Franz said nervously as he blitzed out of our way.
"What's with that guy?" Haniel asked as he stared at Franz sprinting away from us.
"Beats me... "
We entered the shop to see Franz hadn't even finished his noodles.
"Hey, he didn't even finish his noodles!" She pouted
"Hmm, they must taste bad then..." I sarcastically replied
"Hey, don't say that! You haven't even tasted their food yet." Haniel angrily replies.
"That's right Felizch..." said a familiar voice on the counter
"You haven't even tasted my noodles and you call them shit already?" Luna said with a pissed expression.
"Wait, Luna?!" I shouted
When did he own a damn restaurant?!
And does he even know how to cook?
"I know what you're thinking kiddo, you want to treat this fine lady to a nice date. Well fret not my brother, it's on the house for the both of you." He said while sharpening his knife.
"D-date?" Haniel asked with a confused tone
"At least the food's free-"
"Papap... not so fast, first you take back what you, said about my food being bad by finishing Franz's leftovers over there." He said as he pointed to the bowl.
"Alright then..."
What could go wrong...
I held the bowl of leftovers with two hands and gulped the soup all at once, surprisingly... it was good.
"Hey dude, this actually tastes good!"
I took a plastic spoon from the box in front of the counter as I ate the leftover noodles, and gave the bowl back to Luna.
"See, I told you it was good," said Haniel with a joyful expression.
"Alright, it's on the house right?" I asked Luna
"Yeah, it is..."
"Haniel, what would you like? "
She looks at the menu at the counter and points to "Beef Noodles"
"I want to try that, I never tasted beef before," she said with a joyful face.
"You heard the girl," I told Luna
The both of us sat down waiting for the noodles to be cooked, as we smelled the fragrant aroma of the spices Luna was putting in the beef I looked at Haniel as she started to drool.
"Beef~," She thought out loud.
After cooking, Luna gave us two bowls of beef noodles and two glasses of wine.
"Enjoy it kids," he said with a smile while he cleaned the utensils.
We both take a big slurp on the noodles and the flavors start melting in my tongue.
"Mmm, this is delicious!" Haniel shouted enthusiastically
"I know right!"
Luna leans into my ear to whisper something...
"I'm joking about it being free, you'll have to pay for that later..."
Luna leaned away from me and continued cleaning the utensils.
"Well then, savor every last slurp!" he said while laughing.
That con artist....
I'll get my money back you fuck...
Haniel looks at me with a worried expression,
"What's wrong don't like the food?" she asked curiously
"I do like the food, I was just remembering something."
Haniel leans her chair towards mine and she holds my head with two hands and chants
"May the sky be bright again!" she said while staring at my purple eyes.
"Uhm... what are you doing?" I asked awkwardly.
Haniel takes away her hand from my hand,
"I'm clearing away your bad thoughts it's gone now!"
Eh...
"Uhm, don't worry it wasn't really that bad I'd say just a minor inconvenience."
Haniel awkwardly stares at me trying to process my words.
"Uhm, never mind just keep eating!"
I slurp the noodles hard as I accidentally choke on one of the dough.
cough cough!
Haniel with a worried expression pats her hand on my back to make me feel better.
"Jeez, slow down when you eat..." She scolded
"I'm sorry, the meal was just too good..." I chuckled
We continued eating the beef noodles leaving no drop of soup nor small bits of noodles behind.
We went out of Luna's noodle shop as he glared at me while waving goodbye, I suddenly hear Luna's voice play in my head my expression suddenly becomes timid
You better pay up...
"Is, anything wrong? You're just standing there..." Haniel asked
"It's fine, I just remembered what Luna told me earlier..."
"Oh, okay then shall we continue?"
"Yeah..."
We continued walking leaving the camp as we strolled around the port, it gave me a sense of relief to see that there were no more caines left wandering around the beach.
The scent of ash transitioned to the scent of
the sea as we walked closer to the bay... we soon arrived at the ocean and we sat down staring at the beautiful night sky...
Haniel leans closer to me while listening to the gentle breeze of the sea, and gazing at the grains of sand in the sky...
For a moment of silence, she looks at me and asks, "Do you want to swim?"
What?
Swim?
I don't even know how to swim!
"Uhm, I don't know how to swim..." I nervously said
"Don't worry, I'll teach you" she says enthusiastically
We both stand up as I stare at Haniel's face...
"Arms up!"
I raise my arms while staring at her gray eyes, blushing while stripping my cloak and my clothes.
"Alright, I'll go strip don't look!" she tells me with a smile.
"Y-yeah..." I turned back as I hear the rustling of clothes behind me
A little peek won't hurt right?
No, it's bad to peek at a woman...
But it's Haniel...
It's even worse if it's her!
Argh, fuck it!
I turn my head to Haniel as she stares at me while blushing with her naked body.
"I knew you'd peek," she said with a flirty tone
She slowly walks toward me and pushes into me in the shallow waters of the ocean, after a few moments I struggle to swim as I feel deeper at the depths of the sea...
I then saw an angel coming to rescue me as its soft hands brushed mine pulling me up with her hands wrapped around my body.
She smiled, blushing as I wrapped my arms around her small waist as we danced in the shallow depths of the ocean gently floating around.
"I'll let go for a moment..." She said with a gentle whisper.
As she slowly brushed off her soft hands from my waist I began floating around the shallow waters and it felt like I was floating in the air...
"Hey, you're getting the hang of it!" she happily said as she splashed water in my face
We both played in the shallow ocean under the moonlit sky laughing...
Badump...
I have this feeling again, this feeling when I'm with her it's like she's hugging my chest tightly...
She swam in my direction and wrapped her slim arms around my neck as she leans closer to me, I could feel her small chest and the warm breath emitting from her mouth.
"Happy Birthday... Felizch."
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I suddenly felt a sudden headache as Haniel leaned in for a kiss.
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Suddenly, I sat up on the hard concrete floor of the bay, I looked around to see I was no longer in the water and Haniel with a worried expression was beside me wearing her top yet showing some skin in her bottom.
"Felizch..."
"What happened?!" I ask her while tightly gripping my hand on my chest... I felt a rush on my skin and my brain was on shambles.
"You suddenly passed out when I kissed you in the water..." She said with a sad tone.
"Well uhm it's-"
"I'm sorry... for forcing you to swim earlier..." She said with an apologetic tone
"No, you shouldn't be sorry... I liked swimming with you. "
"Are you saying that because you're obligated to or are you telling the truth?" She said with a sad expression.
I pause for a moment as I look at her watery eyes I hold her hand.
"Let's go star gazing instead, lie down with me..." I shifted the topic.
Haniel lies down beside me and I feel the warm touch of her hand as we both watch the stars rotate...
"Hey, you still haven't answered my question earlier" Haniel nervously said
"It's the truth." I said while staring at the starry sky.
"Mmm..."
We both continued gazing at the stars as if we were frozen in place, I recalled something and I squeezed Haniel's hand lightly.
"I had a dream once when I was a kid, whenever I was lying down in the walls I would try and catch the stars with my hand and eat it..."
"Why would you eat the stars?"
"Because, Luna said the stars taste like snow..." I said with a nostalgic tone
"What's snow?" Haniel asked curiously
"Tasty ash..." I replied
"Snow... I want to taste snow too!" Haniel shouted
She turned to me while lying down and held both of my hands gripping it tightly.
"Felizch, promise me this you die till we finally live to see the day when it will finally snow here!" She said with a scolding tone as her eyes sheds little drops of tears.
I wiped her eyes and I told her, "I won't."
"Do you promise me that?"
"I do."
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