Well, to say I had been disappointed with this after-life would be an under-statement, if this is what hell looked like then I was surely relocated there. God be so cruel, if you are not thinking and praying to him as a bullet goes through your balls.
However, I had prayed to God occasionally and barely missed any church services(mostly because of my parents forcing me) but I hadn't out-right disobeyed or done anything that should have ended me up in this hell.
But even worse, something terrible had happened to me, it couldn't be put into words. I hadn't come back in my own body because for starters., my fade had vanished into thin air. I had driven all the way to New York to find that famous tiktok barber and get a haircut from him. And now it is all gone.
This should be the least of my concern, I should be gathering information since God was so kind as to not even pass judgement before sending me here, and t be honest with you, I don't really know what to think about that.
Well, I had already pondered to far in my thoughts and had forgotten what normal fucking human beings do in foreign territory, and no I did not mean to hide like a chicken, I meant to look around and gather information. I mean, I might not be a spy in training or be some undercover government one but I did have a little bit of acting skills from my younger days.
But before that I need to check my surroundings, my dumb ass totally forgot to do (A/N for readers to visualize what gotham is like, which I think you already know but "for the word count" we all say in unison)
I sigh and look at the sky first, it was quite peculiar, the clouds seemed to be fighting for survival as if a ghost-buster had came and eradicated most of their mass and left them looking like semen for pity. The sky seemed normal enough but there was something off about it, like some kind of eerie sense which you could feel but couldn't understand why. It wasn't really something I should focus on but it was still kind of unsettling.
The roads could only be described in one word as a "mess". A total mess, the amount of scattered glass pieces on the dirty grimy pavement could be as much as the stars that showed in the starry night. It was absolutely pathetic, they could really use some kind of road cleaner to pick it up. However, that wasn't the most disturbing thing, the thing that freaked me out the most was the smell.
It smelt of fucking expired milk diarrhea and left over shit combined, which wasn't the most pleasant of things to think about let alone smell. It was so disgusting, I had no clue how I didn't notice before, shit was like 200 bars of gold being put in front of me (that simile was meant to show how obvious it was).
The air was also something that bugged me out, it was like a gas trying to turn into a solid, it was hard to describe, like the air had somehow hardened to become solid. I couldn't explain well, all I could say was that the air was kind of suffocating.
Well enough about my surroundings and time to go hunting for information on this strangely human, dirty and smelly hell.
The first thing I did was try to see how I looked because now that my clean hair-cut got taken away by the person who sent me here, I need to know what I looked and if my I still retained that charming look that pulled a whole party to my house, which eventually got me killed but thats not the point.
This place itself looked kinda human, and it just seemed like some city which forgot what hygiene is.
I scan the area, looking for a car with a dark window, since it is easier to see my face in those windows. I see one greyish-black one and it is relatively big, not as big as a range-rover but it kinda looks like those hybrid adverts on tv back on earth.
I walked towards the car and the front seats were empty, so I wouldn't have to embarrass myself, not like I knew the people anyways. However, what I saw deeply shocked me, it wasn't that I was too handsome, or that I remained as good-looking as I was in my old life, or even that I had become ugly.
I was a completely different person, my hair was now pitch black and I kinda looked like Megumi from jjk. And of course, this kinda got me excited because, it meant that I could have gotten isekai'd inside jujutsu kaisen as Megumi.
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A/N: As much as I want to write about him realizing he's in the young justice verse himself, it's just gonna take too long and I'm sure a lot of people can wait but it's also depriving us from the action just seeing a dumb mc.
People want action (I think) so I'm gonna use one of my heavenly techniques and I'm just gonna feed him some information about the OG hosts who exists here. So uhhh basically whats gonna happen is that the mc is gonna get a migraine because thats how it works.
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"Fucking hell?!"
This pain was so fucking painful, it felt like someone was trying to force information inside my head. It was so unbearable, this is what babies must feel like when they get let out too early. I mean respectfully my mom did that and she did it because she couldn't handle my violent ass. I was legit born evil.
Nevertheless, this didn't stop me in my pursuit of information, or did it? Well, it turns out people who die and get sent into some different world don't just get migraines for no reason when they just enter the world. Information was literally being forced inside my brain and now I was drawing to conclusions which I didn't think of.
Now I could get a harem, with big booty goth bitches because I was in GOTHAM. Every woman will be mine. Not to mention, before I died I was showing signs of being able to cut through things and was showing signs of superhuman strength when I channelled this strange energy.
(A/N: No harem tag yet, depends on what I think later, but the mc saying this was just a joke fr)
Well, if you didn't come to the conclusion already then you must be a dummy. I had cursed enrgy and the techniques of Ryomen Sukuna in Megumi Fushiguro's body.
I must have hit the jackpot, well it would be cool if I could use the ten shadows as well but I don't wanna hope for too much.
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Didn't want to release the chapter today, to be honest I just wanted to stock up, but then I thought about ya'll.
It's just the mc figuring out most of the puzzle, it won't harm me just to give the chapter.
I need them stones haha lol (1.2k words)