Prologue:

"Look away son, that's a strange man"

"What the fuck is he doing on a riverbank"

"Oh my God is that his ass?"

Splat

The passing people looked in horror and confusion at the spectacle before them. It was a truly remarkable sight, doing such a mundane task without the mundane settings. Some might say it was a once in a lifetime experience.

"Holy shit another one is coming" was the words of a passerby who was immersed in such a rare occasion. The shape of a long cylinder came out of where this man's legs attached to his body and fell into the flowing stream.

The man in question, standing with his arms on his waist, straight backed with his legs apart, staring into the sunset, was called Petra. Petra was bored and decided to try to use the toilet standing up. he found no place in his home where the feces could land safely so he decided the public. In his mind he thought: if I can piss standing up, then the same should be for the other end; we are all donuts with 3 holes."

the sunset began to distort almost out of nowhere. The beaming rays of orange and pink seem to have gaps drawn between them as blasts could be heard from the distance.

"Shit run! Things are falling from the sky!"

Now, what Petra didn't know is that Infront of him, there will be several dozen meteors crashing into the earth causing mass destruction and changing the course of civilization in the future. He was simply too immersed in controlling how the fecal matter would fall and where.

Suddenly, a smile approached Petra's face. As the world may have ended Infront of him, he achieved a new sense of knowledge in the control of the ass muscles. He was now able to direct his feces where to land within 10 degrees of relaxation. Only then had he realized the sky was falling.

Again, he smiled.

"I'm fucked"