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Chapter 29 - The Artist Bomb

The charm of the willow painting, no wonder it made me remember her. It turns out she wanted me to turn into a fierce ghost to seek revenge on her. Damn it, I won't die easily. Even if I become a ghost, I will only become a lecherous ghost. You will still be unlucky at that time!

Master Liu sneered in his heart, the flames of revenge burning fiercely. He recalled a sharp female voice in his mind: "Get off me, you pervert! What are you doing on top of me?" "

Oops, I was so nervous just now that I forgot about this. It turns out this bomb is still a 'pure and innocent little sister'. Before Master Liu could speak, he heard 'Bomb Sister' sternly say, 'Get your dirty hands off me. Your presence seriously affects this lady's mood for enjoying the scenery. This is such a beautiful picture.' "

What are you looking at? Mr. Liu was very curious. Could it be that this guy also likes the exquisite rotating restaurant, or is he also watching the bathhouse in front of his house? As the countdown entered the last minute, the hurried footsteps in his ears suggested that someone might be curious and gathering around under the table. It's really a case of enjoying the spectacle and not afraid of trouble. If he gets blown up, he deserves it!

Sister, at a time like this, you still have the heart to appreciate the scenery? "Master Liu smiled bitterly as he communicated with Bomb Sister."

"Of course!" "Bomb Sister said, 'Nothing can stop an artist's passion and pursuit of beautiful scenery anytime, anywhere!" "

Are you an artist? "

What's up? I have been an artist for a week! "

Master Liu broke into a sweat and quickly spoke up, "Miss, let's discuss this. You can enjoy the scenery peacefully without causing an explosion, right?" "

Of course not! "Bomb Sister and Persistence: "Explosions are my main job, being an artist is just a side gig!" "

Master Liu felt desperate, but suddenly heard the timid voice of Bomb Sister: 'However, an artist can sacrifice their life for art, let alone their regular job. It's just a pity that, although the scenery before me is beautiful, it doesn't have enough appeal to make me give up everything!' "

There is a door! Master Liu looked energetic again and quickly asked, "Sister, tell me, what do you like?" What is art? "

Old man! "The Bomb Girl sneered disdainfully, her voice filled with longing and infatuation: "Art, indescribable in words, is the combination of power and beauty, the collision of spirit and flesh, the search for the true essence of happiness in a hoarse cry. Ah, do you understand what I'm saying?" I have only seen this beautiful scene once! "

Why does this scene look so familiar? Strength and beauty? Spirit and flesh? Hoarse cry for help? The essence of happiness? Mr. Liu felt a drop of cold sweat slowly dripping down, and this beautiful scene slowly emerged in his mind: 'Sister, if I could let you appreciate such a scene again, would you not explode?' "

Ah? Can you let me appreciate this supreme artistic picture again? The Bomb Girl was very excited: "Okay, I promise you, if I can see it, not only will it not explode, but I will also let you cut the fuse to prevent remote detonation!" "

Oh my goodness, Liuhuamei, that's so dark! Master Liu cursed in his heart, and after discussing with Bomb Sister, he kicked the bomb into her arms, stood up suddenly, and said, 'Wow, all the diners and waiters gathered around the table, their eyes wide open, thinking they were going to witness some body art performance.'

Master Liu was very disdainful, ignoring them and running away. The timer had stopped, the entertainment city was vast, but he only remembered Boss Lei's office. He kicked open the door and saw the large fish tank with small sharks inside slowly opening in the office. It was dark inside, and the walls were all wrapped in iron sheets. Lei Shuhuan was about to step inside.

This is the cunning rabbit's three burrows. It seems to be an emergency shelter. Lei Shuhuan also knows that the explosion will happen within one minute. Even if the power is small, the creatures on this floor will be affected. They can only escape to the shelter in the shortest time. But before they can enter, the bomb arrives.

Lei Shuhua looked at Master Liu in shock, forgetting to take a step, pointing a trembling finger at his nose, and repeatedly saying, "You..." You... You... "

Master Liu didn't have time to waste with her, he glared and said, "Quick, take off your clothes!" "

Lei Shuhuan was puzzled and very suspicious that the Master Liu in front of her was a ghost. He saved her life twice and now came to ask for repayment. There was no need to offer herself in return! Lei Shuhuan's eyes rolled and said, "Liu..." Brother Liu, rest in peace. I will burn some paper dolls without clothes for you later! "

What a mess, I told you to take off your clothes, I'm not dead yet, the bomb hasn't exploded! Master Liu was so anxious that he jumped up and opened his clothes. Although the bomb timer had stopped, there was still a risk of explosion at any time.

Now Lei Shuhuan was even more panicked, not understanding what Master Liu was up to. Is defusing a bomb related to taking off clothes? Seeing her standing still, Master Liu realized that even if he revealed his superpower, she might not believe him. He could only shout loudly to deepen the sense of urgency: 'Hurry up, take off your clothes, and help me take mine off too. Let's have a combination of strength and beauty, a collision of spirit and flesh, in the midst of hoarse and strenuous shouts...' "

Okay, I got it! With a wave of her hand, Lei Shuhuan's face darkened: "Are you saying that you're about to die, and after so many years of being single, you want to experience the taste of a woman today? But you've got the wrong person. I, Lei Shuhuan, am grateful for saving my life, but I will not be threatened by you, nor will I do anything improper with you just to save my life..." "

Seeing Mr. Liu in a hurry, but still tightly holding the bomb, Lei Shumei was angry that he was taking advantage of the situation, but still felt a little moved. She quickly moved to the desk, turned on the computer, adjusted the monitor towards Mr. Liu, and opened a folder. She casually opened a video file named 'Important Documents', and soon a video appeared, which was the same footage Mr. Liu saw on Lei Shumei's phone last time, a romantic history between a secretary and a secretary!

Lei Shuhuan said, "Time is limited. If you have any needs, you have to figure it out yourself!" "

After that, Lei Shuyi turned red and walked to the bomb shelter, only leaving Master Liu dumbfoundedly holding the bomb to watch the video. The last time I did not read it in detail, this time I could see the full version. The secretary in her fifties did not know what medicine she had taken, and there was really some majestic style. The little secretary was a medium-sized expert, and even a word horse could easily be put out... …

How about it? "Master Liu asked cautiously, holding the bomb little sister in his arms."

Wow, what a beautiful scene! This is true art. However, I can feel that their souls are not connecting! "Bomb Girl commented." However, that's not accurate. The two of them are clearly 'interacting' and 'communicating' at the same time!