A kind-hearted girl, with a crystal-like heart, knows that she only has a fake coin in her pocket, but still bravely pretends not to notice. She understands that men have their pride, so she doesn't expose the truth, but instead enjoys the moment happily and chats casually. In the end, she wins the man's heart completely with her tactics. Is this girl an expert in dealing with men, or just an expert in dealing with situations? But does she really need to play tricks on us guys like this?
Master Liu is still self-aware. This pile of coal, weighing 130 kilograms, only has some value if sold to a black coal kiln.
However, since it has come to this point, it is already difficult to back down, so let's just stick it out to the end! This is a man, a man who would rather die than lose face!
The waiter just quoted a total meal price of one hundred yuan. Ding Yuqin was about to reach out, but Master Liu stood up with a smile, looked at Ding Yuqin, who looked puzzled and slightly annoyed, and said, "We agreed that I would treat you. How can I let you pay the bill? Oh, the cashier is over there. I'll go over and pay the bill directly, and get the invoice at the same time. "
Master Liu's scalp is now not to mention, even the blood vessels in his brain have hardened, his eyes are congested, his breathing is rapid, but he can only grit his teeth and persevere. He walks with heavy steps, looking like he is going to die heroically. The waiter looks puzzled, Ding Yuqin is both angry and amused. This person is too concerned about his reputation, and he has fallen into a trap. Although the cashier at the counter is a young girl, there is clearly a talking counterfeit detector on the counter. As long as it says 'this bill is fake,' everything is over!
The cashier saw Mr. Liu approaching aggressively, quickly checked his seat and the menu next to him, four dishes and one soup, totaling one hundred yuan, clearly marked and reasonable, nothing suspicious, so the cashier felt relieved and greeted with a smile, "Hello, sir, are you from table four?" You have spent a total of one hundred yuan. Would you like to pay in cash or by card? Do you need a receipt? "
The cashier is polite and courteous, not humble or arrogant. Master Liu also doesn't want to play tricks with others. He is thinking about how to speak up. Just then, another table of customers came to pay the bill, with a consumption of over two hundred yuan. After settling the bill, the cashier didn't even look at it, and directly put the large bill into the money detector. The harsh sound immediately rang out: 'This bill is genuine!' "
This is modern people, who have developed a blind dependence and immense trust in high-tech machines. However, they do not realize that machines also have personalities, temperaments, and can treat things according to their own preferences. Just like Master Liu's various household appliances, which are clearly knock-offs, but insist on acting like genuine products, speaking English, German, Japanese fluently. There is even a microwave that enjoys listening to me sing Cantonese songs, which makes me angry just thinking about it!
Master Liu hid to the side of the counter, making room for other customers to settle their bills. Meanwhile, he quietly extended his hand, seemingly casually tapping on the counter, but actually moving little by little, feeling his way to the currency detector.
Glancing at Ding Yuqin, I could clearly see the worry and helplessness on her beautiful face. Damn it, let's do it! Even if Master Liu is beaten up and has to wash dishes for a month today, he cannot lose face in front of Ding Yuqin.
At this moment, his hand was already placed on the money detector, feeling a cold sensation in his palm. It seemed that this money detector was for the 'big brother'. Men are usually easy to talk to. Mr. Liu was a bit excited, ready to tell the truth to the money detector big brother. He explained that he had a fake bill because he wanted to impress a girl, and asked the big brother to be lenient no matter what. After all, men have their pride, and everyone has faced a situation where they would rather die than lose face.
But before he could speak, the big brother at the money detector spoke first. He had a genuine and fluent Beijing accent, and said, "Oh, it's you! It's been a while. What have you been busy with lately?" "
Why does this sound so familiar? Master Liu was puzzled, but the cash counting machine continued muttering: "If one person is talking, that's called a monologue. Since you're here today, let's do a skit together. What do you think?" "
Done! Master Liu thought to himself, unexpectedly this banknote checking machine brother is a fan of cross-talk comedy. He wondered whether he prefers traditional or modern styles, or perhaps wire-based performances?
This time it's the turn of the banknote counting machine to keep quiet. It's just smoking on its own. Finally, when it can communicate with people, it starts to talk first. Unexpectedly, this guy dares to respond. If he doesn't speak, Master Liu gets addicted: "This cross talk, it's a language art. It's like learning to fight and sing. Cross talk performers need to be clever, with quick reactions. Once their brains react, they have to speak out immediately..." "
Hey, young man, the path is clear, come in, movie lover. "
No, I am Iron Wire! Master Liu chuckled.
"Okay, brother, it's boring to do nothing. It feels uncomfortable to hold it in. How about we have a little fun today, just the two of us, to accompany brother." The big brother of the money detector has arrived with great momentum.
Master Liu naturally couldn't ask for more. After listening to so many years of cross talk, he dare not say much. Classic routines come to him effortlessly, and he can improvise without any difficulty. He immediately said, 'No problem, brother. Today I will entertain you. However, brother, performing cross talk requires quick thinking. Whether it's long and short lines, witty remarks, or improvised lines, you have to be quick-witted and ready to speak at any time. This is the basic skill.' "
Oh, you want to compare notes with me? Alright, I'll take this opportunity to practice with you. Let's spar today. The banknote checking machine confidently said.
Master Liu chuckled and said, "Then I won't be polite. Let's have a match and see who wins." "
Currency detector: "Here we go!" "
Master Liu: "I'm confused." "
Currency detector: "I have no brain!" "
Master Liu: "I understand." "
Currency detector: "I can't see!" "
Master Liu: "I'm watching you." "
Note counter: "I'm a pig's eye!" "
Master Liu: "My nose!" "
Banknote counter: "I measure noses, why do I measure him!" "
Master Liu: "I'm speechless!" "
Currency detector: "I'll bite you!" "
Master Liu: "Why are you biting me?" "
The bill counter got angry: "I won't bite you if you keep me. Do you think what you're saying makes any sense at all?" How should this be translated? "
Master Liu quickly smiled and said, "Oh, my bad, my bad, I've never done that before!" As he spoke, Master Liu glanced at Ding Yuqin, who was staring at him in a daze, looking more and more beautiful. He couldn't help but blurt out, "This woman is really beautiful!" "
Currency detector: "What a beautiful woman!" How about that? "
Master Liu is happy, getting closer to the goal: "Good, come on, there are so many people in the restaurant today." "
Currency detector: "There are so many people in the restaurant today!" "
Master Liu: "The boss has not made less money!" "
Currency detector: "The money boss didn't make less!" "
At first glance, Master Liu seemed to be daydreaming behind the counter. Not only did Ding Yuqin find it puzzling, even the cashier who had just finished serving customers looked curious, thinking that this guy didn't seem like someone here to pick up a target, right? Just as he was about to speak, Mr. Liu handed over a hundred yuan bill, gesturing with his eyes to indicate that he was paying the bill. The cashier was a bit slow to react, but instinctively borrowed the money, knowing that he was spending exactly one hundred yuan. Without thinking, he stuffed it into the bill validator. Just then, Mr. Liu spoke up, "This is the real bill!" "
The cash counting machine can communicate with Master Liu, and the only thing it can really say is, casually mentioning, "This bill is genuine!" "