"Fuck off, don't beg me!" Bai Xiaofan kicked Li Wu in the face, breaking his nose bridge and cursed with dissatisfaction.
"Teacher Li Qian, Teacher Li Qian, please spare me, I beg you, I was blind to have offended you!" Li Wu, after messing around for so many years, still had a good sense of reading people. Ignoring the pain from his broken nose, he crawled to Li Qian's feet, begging like a dog that had lost its home.
"Xiaofan, let's just spare him, after all, I wasn't really hurt!" Although Li Qian was disgusted by Li Wu's actions, she couldn't bring herself to dismember someone. She turned her head and whispered to Bai Xiaofan.
"Beautiful Teacher, you are really too kind. Since you've pleaded for him, I won't dismember him, but he still needs to be taught a lesson!" Bai Xiaofan said while pulling out his cellphone.
"Go, go rub yourself against that cactus!"
What?
Against a cactus?
I... fuck! I mow the lawn!
