Damn, we're under attack!
Could it be that someone is attacking with steamed buns?
Damn, I'm not a dog, why hit me?
"Ooh..."
Murong Yue whimpered weakly, today was really bad luck. To escape a forced marriage, she had run away, but unexpectedly, in this little alley, she had bumped into some thugs. Just as she had managed to break free, she had crashed into the arms of a stranger!
"Haha, girl, just try to run, daring to slap Brother Dao across the face. You're looking for a thrill in your life tonight!"
At that moment, six or seven dressed and behaving like typical streets thugs emerged and surrounded Bai Xiaofan and Murong Yue!
"Save me!" Murong Yue could no longer care about anything else. After the two stood up, she immediately hid behind him!
Even though this man was still in a patient's uniform and looked somewhat slender and was only about six feet tall, he was still a man after all. Perhaps... he might be...somewhat useful?
Save you?
Bai Xiaofan, hearing the girl's voice behind him, and seeing the six or seven people closing in, swallowed hard!
Damn, how do you expect me to save you? Do you think I'm Superman?
"Kid, if you know what's good for you, just scram. This has nothing to do with you!" A young man with green-dyed hair, sizing up Bai Xiaofan and noticing that he was even wearing a hospital gown, disregarded him completely and walked up to Bai Xiaofan with a swagger.
"Bro, you guys aren't from around here, right? How come I don't recognize you?" While being sized up by the other guy, Bai Xiaofan was also observing them. These few people were very unfamiliar. He had lived here for more than a decade and had never seen these thugs before!
"What the hell do you care where we're from?" The green-haired youth glanced back at a young man with a bright red palm print on his face, then stared at Bai Xiaofan and yelled.
"How would I dare to interfere? If you're taking this girl with you, I definitely won't stop you!" Bai Xiaofan said, and as if to prove that he was telling the truth, he even stepped aside, letting Murong Yue, who was dumbfounded behind him, step forward!
"Are you... are you even a man?" Murong Yue burst out, having never seen such a man before, no, the guy in the hospital gown in front of her wasn't a man at all!
"Beauty, are you blind? To say I'm not a man, maybe we should find some time to prove it to you?" Bai Xiaofan expressed his dissatisfaction. You can say that I'm not loyal, but you can't say I'm not a man!
"Enough with your damn jabbering and flirting. Hurry up and beat it, don't spoil Brother Dao's fun!" The green-haired youth, seeing this guy in a hospital gown still daring to flirt with the woman they were eyeing, immediately got annoyed and pushed on Bai Xiaofan's shoulder!
However...
The push didn't move Bai Xiaofan but instead caused him to rebound, making the green-haired youth stagger back a step!
This bizarre scene not only stunned the green-haired youth and his gang, but Murong Yue was also astonished!
Even Bai Xiaofan, the person involved, couldn't help but be stunned as well!
What the heck, what's going on?
Darn, how could I forget? I've practiced the Immortal Cultivation Technique, and although I haven't mastered it yet, my physical condition is much stronger than before!
Right, isn't there the Art of Heaven and Earth Evolution in the Immortal Cultivation Technique?
Bai Xiaofan quietly activated the Nine Palaces technique from his divination skills!
"Kid, didn't see that coming, you're a practitioner, huh!" Green Hair reacted, pulled a dagger from his waist, and walked towards Bai Xiaofan with a fierce glare!
Upon seeing the glint of the cold dagger, Murong Yue gasped and hid behind Bai Xiaofan again!
"Hold on, we are all civilized people here, can't we settle this in a civilized manner?" Bai Xiaofan cursed the silly woman behind him in his mind and quickly raised his palm, signaling Green Hair to calm down!
"Who the hell said I'm civilized?" Green Hair scoffed disdainfully!
Civilized? He freaking dropped out in the second grade!
"Then I won't talk to you, I'll talk to this big brother here. You, sir, are clearly a dragon among men, born to be a leader!" Bai Xiaofan, noticing something, no longer put up with Green Hair, and with a big hand, he pushed Green Hair's face aside!
"Damn..." Green Hair cursed and was about to rush forward to stab Bai Xiaofan, wanting to shove the knife in and pull it out bloody. Damn, it had been years since anyone dared to do that to him!
"Hold on, little brother, you're right, I am indeed their boss, I'm their boss, Knife Bro. But how could you tell?" The man, now sporting a handprint on his face, stopped Green Hair and stepped forward to look at Bai Xiaofan!
Hehe, just as I feared you wouldn't catch on. Now that you have, the rest should be easy!
Bai Xiaofan thought secretly, perfect for testing the accuracy of the Nine Palaces technique from the Immortal Cultivation Technique!
"That's secondary. I also noticed, big brother, that lately nothing has been going your way. Not only have you lost money, but your wife has also run off with someone else!"
Bai Xiaofan waved his hand as he spoke confidently to Knife Bro.
"Damn, kid, what the hell are you babbling about?" Green Hair, hearing Bai Xiaofan's words, grabbed the dagger again and was about to thrust it!
"Stay back, let him talk!" Knife Bro pulled on Green Hair again, then focused intensely on Bai Xiaofan. Just as Bai Xiaofan said, he had indeed been quite unlucky lately; his wife had suddenly disappeared, and she had taken all his money with her!
As the saying goes, desperation leads to radical measures. So, hearing the others speak it out, he thought that maybe this guy knew where the money and his wife had gone!
"Well, what I'm going to say next might involve your privacy. Are you sure you want me to say it?" Bai Xiaofan asked Knife Bro.
"Just say it..." Knife Bro did hesitate for a bit but then thought, what's there to fear when these are all his subordinates? Could there possibly be anyone daring to mock him?
"Because you've been drinking and womanizing for years, your body has been hollowed out by indulgence. Not only is your physical strength not what it was, but your kidneys are also failing. You can't last long anymore, three minutes is already the longest you can hold on, so you can't... get it up!"
When Bai Xiaofan heard him agree, he did not hesitate and directly pointed out, for a man, about the most severe issue, impotence!