"I, I, I'm talking to a handsome guy here, in a bar with handsome guys... whoosh whoosh whoosh... so handsome... even more handsome than you... whoosh whoosh whoosh whoosh..."
"Damn it! If you keep whooshing at me, I'll knock your front teeth out later! Which bar is it? The name of the bar! My great-grandma!"
"Rock-paper-scissors? Handsome guy, do you want to play rock-paper-scissors with me? Whoosh whoosh whoosh, okay, come on..."
Bang!
To play rock-paper-scissors with the so-called handsome guy, Su Ou hung up Luo Yuan's phone directly.
Luo Yuan was so angry that he slammed the steering wheel hard.
Almost going crazy.
"The most despicable animal is a woman! This lowly animal! This pig head!"
Luo Yuan searched for contacts, dialed, and shouted furiously, "It's me, Luo Yuan!"
"Hello, Brother Luo Yuan."
"Now! Immediately! Use the satellite positioning system to find out where this number is, I'm telling you, it needs to be precise to which street, which bar! Did you hear that?"
"Oh oh, okay, I'll check right away."
Luo Yuan parked the car by the roadside, cursing wildly.
"Damn it! To find this piece of trash, I have to use the satellite positioning system! You're something! Your level is really high! With hardly any meat on you, you dare to learn from others and run to the bar to drink? Just wait!"
A few minutes later, the technician told Luo Yuan the address:
A certain room in a small hotel at a certain number on a certain street!
"Mom's! In just a short while, this dead woman actually went to open a room?"
Luo Yuan's hair stood on end with anger.
The car screeched to a hundred and sixty, like a fierce lion charging towards a certain street.
Su Ou blinked her eyes, looking at the four men beside her, "Eh? Where's my handsome bartender? My head hurts a bit, where am I?"
A guy, while taking off his clothes, said in a ruffian tone, "Where? In heaven! Let you taste the four handsome guys all at once, you've hit the jackpot!"
Swipe! He pulled off his belt, and the zipper came down.
"Ah..." Su Ou was then scared sober, trying to escape from the bed, but was thrown back to the center of the bed by several hands, "I don't know you guys, get away, get away! I don't want such cheap luck, let me go!"
The four guys discussed with each other, "How about it? Who goes first? Okay, let's decide with rock-paper-scissors."
Swipe swipe swipe...
Su Ou's eyes widened, scared to death.
Oh my god, four men, all with their pants down, facing her.
Just as Bai Haonan had predicted, Wen Ling had a nightmare, covered in cold sweat, trembling with fear, screaming.
Almost no one who has witnessed such bloody slaughter scenes does not have nightmares.
Bai Haonan held her, patting her gently whenever she sobbed, softly telling her: I'm here, it's okay, it's okay...
Blood, still blood, the air behind her filled with the smell of blood and violence.
Someone pointed a gun at her head, someone shot at her from behind.
She screamed in fear, looking everywhere for a place to hide.
Why isn't there a hole?
Never mind what kind of hole, whether it's a tree hole, a mouse hole, or even a dung hole, as long as she can hide, she would be satisfied.
In her panic, she hated herself for not being a centipede brother, that guy with so many legs, how much faster he must run?
Help!
In front, there was a man with broad shoulders, a sturdy chest, as majestic and powerful as a mountain.
Wen Ling, in her desperation, dived in... wow, she suddenly entered a paradise, not only beautiful but also leisurely and elegant, she could stroll around leisurely, looking at the immortal peaches on the trees and the dream-like daffodils.
Those peaches wouldn't be the immortal peaches eaten by Sun Wukong, would they?
Wen Ling clung to the branches, climbed up the peach tree, sniffed with her nose, wow... so fragrant! The fragrance of these peaches is really strong!
"Girl... don't do this... girl... oh... if you keep licking, I won't be polite to you anymore... I'm holding back here... and you keep licking! Oh... sss..."
Bai Haonan inhaled sharply, holding the little thing in his arms tightly, his whole body tense, not daring to move recklessly.
Move again, and he really feared that he would turn over and take the initiative.
But this girl... isn't she deliberately testing his willpower?
Like an octopus, completely wrapped around him, her little face lying on his chest, holding one of his cherries, sipping a few times, and murmuring vaguely: so fragrant...
Fragrant? Doesn't she treat her own little pink as some kind of delicious snack?
Sweating bullets.
Surely she wouldn't bite him hard the next second?
Just as this thought flashed through his brain for 0.01 seconds, a sharp pain came from his chest muscles.
"Oh—" Bai Haonan frowned and inhaled sharply, almost pushing the initiator out of his arms.
"Stinky girl! You really bit me! S hit! In the past, I would have knocked you out!"
Looking down at the little meatball in his arms, with pink lips pouting, she finally fell asleep.
Why can't I bear to hit you?
Why am I so reluctant?
Sigh... Forget it, it's hard enough to coax you to sleep peacefully, let me see if you've bitten me.
Little dog!
The girl is like a dog!
Bai Haonan ran to the washroom and looked in the mirror, suddenly smiling slightly, "This silly hat, luckily it wasn't bitten through, if it was broken, I would definitely ask her for the cost of the rabies vaccine injection tomorrow, this little iron rooster is heartbreaking."
Thinking about going to Singapore with Wen Ling tomorrow, Bai Haonan's mood suddenly improved, lying beside her, he hugged her body tightly, and said cheerfully, "It's warm sleeping with two people..."
Note: The weather is still very hot...
"Sigh, my wife is a little money-grubber, haha..."
Luo Yuan rushed into the room at the speed of a ghost according to the address obtained by the satellite positioning system.
Boom!
Needless to say, it was the way he kicked the door when he killed and looted, one kick and the door was gone.
When the door hung crookedly on the door frame, Luo Yuan saw a scene that astonished him.
Three men and Su Ou, impatiently looking at a man's lower part, "Hey, are you really up for it?"
"Yeah, if not, then don't be the first, let us have a go."
"It's been so long, still soft like a cow's intestine! What's wrong with you!"
Su Ou was even more despicable, yawning, and said sympathetically, "Big brother, you've made me lose all curiosity about men's things, just like this... so ugly!"
The man was sweating profusely, shaking something in front of a little master impatiently, "Maybe I drank too much tonight..."
After the door was kicked open, everyone was startled and turned to look at Luo Yuan.
Huh...
Who is this hero?
So majestic!
With such ruffian eyes!
No, it seems like there's a pot of fire on top of his head!
"Pah!" Luo Yuan spat angrily, pointing at the few men, shouting, "Trash woman! Don't you want to live? I play with at most three women a night, and you actually got four men? Do you think you're so great? You're just a little brat, and you're playing NP!"
He walked over fiercely, and after sizing up the four guys one by one, he got even angrier, "Trash woman, what kind of trash taste do you have, bringing in such four novices, can they satisfy you? The four of them together are not as good as me alone! You really drive me mad! Do you have a brain? A pig's head? I think you're worse than a pig's head!"
The four guys were stunned at first, then realized. Eh? Who does this guy think he is, popping up like this, we are four people oh, is he here to belittle their abilities?
"Hey, you piece of trash, who do you think you are?"
"Get lost! You're hindering your grandpa from having fun, castrate you..."
"Yeah, with eyes open, get lost quickly..."
Several men, each pushing Luo Yuan.
Su Ou pouted, suddenly crying and said, "Luo Yuan! If you don't kill these four bastards today, I'll call you a eunuch! Dead eunuch! Stinky eunuch! Eunuch in the next life, the life after next life! Kill these four bastards! They're not ducks, they want to rape me!!"
With one eunuch after another, Luo Yuan's head was dizzy.
Boom boom boom! In a few moves, the four guys were lying on the ground, looking for teeth, bruised and swollen, writhing in pain.
Su Ou wiped her snot and tears, jumped off the bed, still relentless, stepping and trampling on the four guys, cursing fiercely, "Dare to have designs on your mother? Didn't go home to look in the mirror! Damn it! Today, your mother will let you taste what's meat and what's vegetarian!"
She stepped so hard, even more crazy than a she-demon.
Luo Yuan shuddered with goosebumps.
Looking at the boss Wen Ling, she seems like a very good woman, tsk tsk, who would marry Su Ou, this piece of trash, that would be a living hell, seeking death!
After Su Ou stepped for a while, the four guys spat blood on the spot, she spread her hands, and without looking back, shouted at Luo Yuan, "Bring it!"
"Bring what?"
"Scissors!"
"Ah? I don't have scissors... A gun is okay, right? What do you want scissors for?"
Su Ou wiped her snot with her fingers, squinted her eyes, "I want to cut off their bad things!"
Oh my god!
What a scary woman!
Really vicious!
Luo Yuan turned and walked away, unconsciously protecting his crotch with his hand.
"Hey! Brother Luo Yuan! Where are you going?"
Su Ou kicked the four guys again before chasing out the door.
Luo Yuan wiped the cold sweat, "I can't watch such a bloody scene of scissors cutting something off, it's terrifying, sister, let me go."
Su Ou narrowed her eyes,(hehe)smiled lewdly, "Brother Luo Yuan... didn't you say you're better than the four of them combined? How about... we give it a try?"
Luo Yuan shuddered, "Try what? Try your big head ghost! Let's go! Trash woman!"
He took the lead in striding forward coolly, but with his back to Su Ou, he pursed his lips and sweated coldly:
Sigh, this woman is so fierce, probably also hard to satisfy in bed, scary.
Su Ou's eyebrows were disappointed into an eight-character shape, stamped her feet, "Brother Luo Yuan... you just said you were better than them, didn't you... not bragging, right?"
She ran over and caught up with Luo Yuan, pulling his arm, Luo Yuan cursed, "You stink! You smell terrible! Calling you a trash woman is really accurate enough... Hey, how many days haven't you taken a bath? Your family is poor, right, can't even afford bathwater?"
Su Ou hugged one of Luo Yuan's arms, murmuring drunkenly, "Mmm, I've taken a bath, do you want to test your skill on me?"
Pfft——!
Fainted.
This woman is only thinking about this kind of thing? Purely lust!
"Dirty woman! Don't forget to wash my clothes clean!"
"Wash wash wash, definitely wash. Can I talk to you about something?"
"Let go!"
"Hehe, one day... can you let me climb onto your boss's bed, I want to contribute my layer of film..."