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Chapter 79 - Chapter 79: Crazy Shopping

Unexpectedly, Wen Ling waved at Su Ao, and immediately, Sister Ao rushed over to Wen Ling, rolling up her sleeves and declaring, "Speak up, buddy! What do you need? Your sister is here to uphold justice today!"

Bai Haonan almost burst out laughing.

Wen Ling blinked her clever little eyes, looking like a little mouse that had stolen some oil, and grinned, "Ao Ao, these nine hundred and ninety-nine roses are up to you. You sell four hundred and ninety-nine of them at five yuan each, and after the deal is done, we split the profits fifty-fifty. The remaining five hundred, you can turn into rose tea leaves, dried rose pillows, rose sachets, and rose masks. We'll enjoy the profits together."

Bai Haonan wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.

Looking at the way the women were acting, the Bai family was bound to get richer in the future.

Su Ao's eyes immediately lit up, "Got it!" She took the roses from Bai Haonan with the strength of a weightlifter and shouted, "Limited edition roses touched by a handsome man! The first hundred have love magic and will help you find a quality man like this handsome guy! Truly worth the price, the first hundred are twenty yuan each!"

"I want one!"

"I want ten!"

"Don't snatch them! I want to buy ten!"

"Who dares to step on my shoulders to grab the flowers?"

The women were going crazy...

Wow, Su Ao was really good at business.

Luo Yuan had long been wide-eyed in surprise, his mouth forming an O shape.

Sister, I've finally seen your skill in persuasion!

They had been in the car for a while, but Bai Haonan couldn't help but chuckle.

"Hahaha, you're adorable... You really make me laugh... Your rose pillows, rose masks, hahaha..."

"What are you laughing at? Can you focus on driving? How's your driving skill? Do you even have a driver's license?"

She just couldn't stand him laughing at her.

Bai Haonan pinched Wen Ling's nose and said with a smile, "Underestimating me? Let me tell you, my driving skills are as superb as my skills in bed. When I got my driver's license, you were still wearing open-crotch pants, haha..."

Why is it that being with this girl makes me feel so inexplicably good?

Damn it!

He could just talk about driving, but he had to bring up something else!

And! He actually had the audacity to say she was in open-crotch pants...

"Stop talking nonsense! Don't say that! You're such a bad person!" Wen Ling's face turned red, and she clenched her little fists, hitting Bai Haonan randomly.

Bai Haonan let her hit him, just laughing. The clever him suddenly made a sharp turn, and... "Ah..." Wen Ling screamed as she was thrown onto Bai Haonan, her chin hitting his shoulder, especially her soft chest pressing against his arm.

"Whistle!" Bai Haonan playfully whistled, turned his face suddenly, and kissed her lips. By the time Wen Ling realized and screamed away, three seconds had already passed.

What a bad, bad, bad guy!

Bai Haonan smirked triumphantly, driving with one hand while reaching over with his fair hand to pinch her chest, which earned him Wen Ling's random slaps and screams. He then laughed, "I can guarantee that in a year, with my efforts, it will definitely become a C cup."

Wen Ling was stunned for a moment before realizing what he meant by "it," and her face turned beet red, even her earlobes were pink.

That shy yet slightly angry, helpless expression made Bai Haonan love her even more.

"Are we eating first, or shopping first?" Bai Haonan had never asked a woman's opinion before; this was the first time.

Spoiling a woman.

"Um, I'm not hungry yet, let's shop first."

"Okay, then let's go to Meisha."

"Meisha shopping? Oh my god, their stuff is super, super, super expensive, only for big spenders! Let's go somewhere else."

"Big spenders? Haha... No worries, I know the owner there, we can get it for free." Bai Haonan winked at Wen Ling.

"Really? Since it's free, let's take a lot!"

"Whatever you want, hehe."

"Hey? Why are we shopping?" She just remembered this question.

"Because we're going to Singapore tomorrow, for a total of five days. I want my woman to look the most beautiful. Plus, I plan to completely change your style from head to toe, even your bras and underwear to the best brands."

Her heart felt like it was being hammered; she couldn't believe that Uncle Hao was talking about bras. Her face was already red.

"Uncle Hao, you send me flowers and want to buy me clothes. You're not falling for me, are you?"

Wen Ling proudly brushed her long hair with her hand.

"Cough, cough, cough!" Bai Haonan was so shocked he almost drove into a flower bed.

"Who, who, who has fallen for you? It's just sending flowers and buying clothes, it's just a rich person's game, don't take it seriously."

Sigh, lying and saving face was really uncomfortable.

Damn girl, when the day comes that you fall in love with me, I'll make sure to torment you and make you eat a lot of vinegar.

"Well, as long as it's not true, that's good..." Wen Ling said this, but deep down, she felt inexplicably bitter.

This was a feeling she had never experienced before.

She was originally afraid that Uncle Hao would fall for her, but now... when he said he didn't like her, she felt sour inside, which was quite uncomfortable.

All the bodyguards stayed outside Meisha, and Luo Yuan watched as the boss hugged the woman into the store while holding his phone, instructing, "Yes, the boss has entered. Tell all the supervisors not to approach, act as if they don't know the boss..."

"Please, Uncle Hao, can you not hold my waist? It feels so awkward..." Actually, she felt embarrassed.

This Meisha had fewer customers than sales assistants, and being watched by a group of staff made her feel super shy.

"Then how about you hold my waist instead?"

What? (Let her, a girl, cling to him? That's so ungraceful, so shameless, to cling to his waist?)

"Absolutely not!"

Her little mouth pouted.

"Hehe, then it can only be like this."

"Sigh..." She realized that every time she argued with this handsome uncle, she always lost.

He was tall, and she was short; walking closely together felt like conjoined twins, her face barely reaching his chest, and that was with her wearing high heels.

"Let's buy some cosmetics." He touched her baby-like smooth face, "My woman should use the best cosmetics."

"No need, I still have half a bottle of almond honey at home." (Note: Almond honey wholesale price is 1.4 yuan per bottle)

"Then use it to rub your feet."

"That's wasteful..."

Bai Haonan had already brought her to the Elizabeth Arden counter and said straightforwardly, "Get a complete set suitable for her age."

"Okay, sir."

"Whew—!" Wen Ling looked down at the price of a bottle of cleanser, counted the zeros behind it, and was immediately shocked, tugging at Bai Haonan's sweater. Bai Haonan bent down, and Wen Ling tiptoed, whispering, "No way, that's a total rip-off! It's more expensive than buying a person!"

Bai Haonan pursed his lips and smiled, mimicking her tone, whispering in her ear, "Did you forget? It's free, free."

"Oh, it's free... Phew, since it's free, then we might as well take it... Tsk tsk, what a rip-off price... Rip-off..." She didn't realize that the big spender she had been cursing was right beside her.

A male attendant stood behind them, carrying the items they bought.

"Girl, let's buy you some jewelry." He looked at her neck, which was bare.

"No, no, absolutely not! At my age, wearing those things is so tacky."

"Hehe, we're not buying gold, we're buying jade. Women wearing jade not only have elegance but also nourish the body."

Saying this, he led Wen Ling to the jade counter.

"Wow, so many jades! So fun! Hey, Hao, do you think this little monkey is cute?"

Unknowingly, she called him Hao.

He noticed and felt ecstatic inside, but on the surface, he remained calm, showing no signs.

Shaking his head, "No, too tacky."

"What about this? A bracelet!"

"No, too old-fashioned."

"What about this one? It's very cute and has a unique design."

"Mm, lacks artistic imagination..."

Wen Ling exhaled.

She finally realized that Bai Haonan was an extremely picky man.

Finally, Bai Haonan carefully selected a simple yet elegant small black jade pendant for Wen Ling. He put it around her neck and nodded, "Your skin is very fair, and this black jade matches you perfectly. Plus, a jade pendant doesn't attract unwanted attention."

The two of them held each other tightly as they walked upstairs, and Bai Haonan began to explain the knowledge of jade to Wen Ling.

Wen Ling listened intently, exclaiming, "Wow, you're so knowledgeable!"

She had thought he was just some spoiled rich kid who didn't know anything.

He affectionately ruffled her hair and chuckled, "Hehe, now you know I'm impressive, huh? I'm not just good in bed!"

Sweat.

Why did he bring up that piece of furniture again?

Pervert, Uncle! Bad uncle! Bad uncle with many bad ideas!

Seeing Wen Ling blush again, Bai Haonan quickly changed the subject, "I'm starting to doubt how you got into college. You're such a little fool!"

Wen Ling pouted, "Who doesn't say that? I'm also curious. My English is just 'mute English,' I can only do exercises but can't use it. Hehe, I can't understand what foreigners say, and what I say, both Chinese and foreigners can't understand."

"I think your talent isn't suited for studying Chinese; you're more suited for acting. Just stand there with your looks and figure, and you'll make men bow down to you, haha..."

"Hey! Don't insult me in a roundabout way! I don't want to be a vase woman; I have depth!"

Bai Haonan couldn't hold back and whispered in her ear, "Right, I really found you very deep... Let me continue to explore you tonight..." Damn it, he was usually a man of few words, serious most of the time, but why did he become so talkative and mischievous when he was with this girl?

Wen Ling stomped her foot, angrily shaking her fist at the sky.

"Bah! Big, perverted, ghost!" Wen Ling's sharp voice immediately attracted the attention of all the sales staff.

Wen Ling was so embarrassed that she buried her face in the man's embrace, tugging at his jacket to cover her little face.

As they stood in the lingerie section, Wen Ling's face was burning hot.

"Let's go, don't buy these anymore..."

Bai Haonan, however, was very interested, pulling Wen Ling to look at the styles, colors, and patterns one by one.