Chereads / Uncle, don't be so bad / Chapter 69 - Chapter 69: A Lazy Day

Chapter 69 - Chapter 69: A Lazy Day

It turns out this is a physical job; I should have eaten more beef, pork knuckles, and stuff like that. The clean and tidy bed was deformed by two people, a total mess. There are always people who are unconsciously overworked, even more diligent than little bees, sticking to their posts, tirelessly working hard. The skill of coaxing people is not just talk; it's like turning clouds and rain with ease.

"Big... Uncle... it's killing me... it's really killing me..."

"Hug my waist, it'll feel better..."

The girl obediently hugged his waist, only to find that it wasn't as he said at all; this position made it even easier for him to molest her. She swung her little fist, hitting him with resentment, pushing him, and realized that the idle uncle she always thought was a scholar with a fair complexion was actually a man of a strong build, with well-developed muscles.

How robust!

"Ouch, ouch, please... stop it... if you don't stop, I'll really die..."

Her little head shook like a rattle drum, and she wiped the corners of her eyes with her hands. Bai Haonan panted roughly, removed her hands, leaned over his strong body, and gave her a lingering kiss, coaxing her, "Okay, I'll stop now... it'll be over soon..."

Soon?

Tick-tock, tick-tock, time was passing bit by bit, and the sun was about to rise. His 'soon' had already lasted for half an hour, so why was it still going on?

" Bastard! Big bastard! You're so bad! Ouch, ouch, ouch..."

Miss Ling really couldn't stand the feeling of going up and down anymore and cried out in desperation.

He was sweating profusely but seemed to enjoy it very much, "Be good, it's almost over... it's almost over..."

"You're so shameless, why won't you leave? Ouch, ouch, please go away..."

"It's over, really over..."

Lunchtime came, and Su Ou seemed to have fallen ill with lovesickness, looking utterly dispirited.

Oh my god, oh my earth, is there no justice left?

She still hasn't come yet!

It's already lunchtime, and Wen Ling still hasn't come to school!

Wow, wow, has she been with that perverted uncle until now?

OMG!

She almost wanted to hold a small bowl to catch her drool!

Envy, jealousy, resentment!

"Su Ou, aren't you going to get food?" A classmate asked the dazed Su Ou.

Su Ou pouted, looking like she was about to cry, "I'm mourning my first love, poor thing, it was strangled in its cradle before it could even take shape..."

Pfft!

The kind-hearted classmate who had just eaten spat out all their food.

Grimacing with a sigh, "I'm telling you, Su the hero, let's not talk about ambiguous things, okay? I thought you were raped by an alien plant!"

Su Ou suddenly stood up, raised her fist to the sky, and shouted like a madwoman, "One day when I've had enough of craving, I'll definitely rape you and pin you down!"

In her mind was the image of Bai Haonan's elegant and handsome figure, with little flames of lust flickering in her small eyes.

Boom!

A classmate wiped the cold sweat off the floor, "Su the hero, you don't need to use force, I'm already down."

Scared by Su Ou's crazy state.

Setbacks usually come one after another.

Su Ou's phone beeped with a message, oh, did Wen Ling send a message? Was she finally going to tell her that she had a sweet night?

She nervously opened her phone to look, but it was a text message from an unknown number:

"Trashy woman! You have three days to wash my coat clean, it's filthy, covered in your snot and tears! Remember to wash it by hand!"

Trashy woman?

Wah wah wah, which brat is so annoying, doesn't he know he should speak gently to girls? Even if he sees a woman more awkward than Feng Jie, he shouldn't call her ugly, but should say 'you have a unique beauty'?

Her heart, as big as two fists, was about to take another hit.

Damn it! What's so great about this brat? Wasn't he just giving her a ride yesterday? She didn't ask him to! And besides, she just wiped her tears and snot on his clothes, didn't she? It wasn't for long, was it? Why be so petty, just throw the coat away if it's dirty, why wash it? Men who are petty don't deserve to be called men, they might as well be called 'women'.

"Damn it, you want me to wash by hand? Dream on! I'll step on your clothes two hundred times before washing!"

She cursed like this, but dared not rashly reply with a text message:

"Okay, Brother Luo Yuan."

Brother? This trashy woman, she's purely a super horny woman! Still want to seduce their boss? Tsk tsk, such unrealistic dreams.

Luo Yuan sat in the sunny living room, waiting for the boss to come downstairs.

Oh my god, it's already half past twelve, and the boss hasn't made a move yet, surely he wasn't busy all night? The boss has never delayed work because of a woman.

Luo Yuan, like a master, sipped coffee and finally had some free time to play with his phone messages.

He replied to Su Ou:

"Don't call me brother! Also, look in the mirror."

Hahaha... Luo Yuan laughed first. That trashy woman will definitely be furious.

Sure enough, when Su Ou opened this message, she was stunned for a few seconds, foolishly touched her face with a small mirror, and then realized, and let out a strange cry, kicking over the nearest two rows of tables.

The white curtains fluttered slightly, and on the big bed, two people lay askew.

Bai Haonan's strong arms were draped over Wen Ling's waist, and Wen Ling's little head leaned against his chest, still sound asleep.

In fact, Bai Haonan had already woken up.

He was too excited, too happy, so he didn't sleep for long. He suddenly woke up, confirmed that the woman was still in his arms, and immediately felt relieved.

"Little thing, you taste so delicious and sweet, shall we do this every day?"

Bai Haonan muttered to himself, looking at Wen Ling's silly little pig sleeping posture in his arms, and chuckled to himself, "If it goes on like this, I guess the girl will hate me to death."

This night had tired her out completely, and she cried several times.

Last night... was I too greedy? Ignoring her pleas over and over again, always reluctant to leave her body.

Wanting her, wanting her non-stop, loving the taste of her.

But she wasn't at a loss either, looking at her last night, haha, she wasn't satisfied just once or twice.

"Little girl, you sleep so soundly."

The handsome man smiled happily with pursed lips.

He didn't even look at the time.

Let's say whatever time it is, facing such a vivid and fragrant presence, those who can leave straightforwardly are definitely not real men!

"Uh... it hurts... bad uncle... annoying..."

Suddenly, Wen Ling started talking in her sleep, frowning, pouting, rubbing her nose, and then fell asleep again.

"Hehe..." Bai Haonan's laughter emanated from his chest, resonating through his thoracic cavity, deep and rich, "Little fool, still complaining about me in your dreams?"

But what can I do? You're complaining, but I still want to ravish you...

Marry her right away, then it becomes an obligation for her to serve him, and he can have her every day as a matter of course.

The thought of marriage flashed through his mind, which surprised Bai Haonan.

Oh my god, a lifelong bachelor, actually thinking about marriage!

It's like completely denying oneself.

He tilted his head and thought for a moment, Bai Haonan raised his eyebrows.

Marry Wen Ling?

And then work hard together to have little Wen Lings one after another?

Like a meeting of little potatoes, each little one staring with big eyes, competing to call him 'daddy'...

"Hahaha... This way, it's not bad, seems pretty good..."

Bai Haonan's hand slipped into the brocade quilt, caressing her body, and after a while, Bai Haonan frowned and sighed.

Isn't this asking for trouble?

Damn it, why is there a reaction again?

Oh my god, was it just touching this woman a few times?

Crazy...

After 3 p.m., Bai Haonan finally left the bedroom, wearing a lazy casual T-shirt, and went downstairs for a drink.

"Boss, you're coming downstairs?" Luo Yuan immediately licked his smiling face and offered a cup of American ginseng tea, "Boss, please have some water."

Bai Haonan lazily picked up the cup and drank it all, Luo Yuan watched from the side with pity.

Look, dear viewers, how despicable that bad woman Wen Ling is, monopolizing their boss, making their boss so tired!

"Boss, shall I get you a sandwich, steak?"

Bai Haonan nodded.

Just as he sat down in the dining chair, without even opening the newspaper, a wine glass was placed beside his hand.

"What's this?"

Yellowish, not like orange juice.

Luo Yuan smiled, "This is Three Whip Wine."

"Cough cough! What kind of wine?"

Bai Haonan frowned and asked displeasedly.

"Ah, boss, it's the most famous aphrodisiac and kidney-tonifying medicinal wine, Three Whip Wine! Boss, after drinking this, you'll definitely make up for last night's loss..."

Before he finished speaking, Bai Haonan slapped the table with a 'bang', his eyes glaring, "Nonsense! Take it away!"

"Uh... Oh, yes!"

Luo Yuan ran away in fright.

So the boss really hates this kind of wine... Sweat droplets, flattery, not so easy to achieve.

What a pity, Luo Yuan left in such a hurry that he didn't hear Bai Haonan's words afterward.

——

"Give me Three Whip Wine? Rely on, underestimating me too much, right? Even if I drink, I can't let you guys know, let alone Wen Ling knows I drank this kind of aphrodisiac wine, she will laugh at me to death!"

A man's face... really everywhere.

When Wen Ling woke up, it was already 5 p.m.

Stretching her arms, they were sore.

Moving her legs, even more sore.

Everywhere on her body was sore... didn't she fall into a vinegar sea?

She opened her eyes and looked around, "Oh my god! I, I, I, I... last night... was it real? Ah ah ah..."

She covered her mouth with her little hand in horror, her eyes wide open.

Last night, under her conscious state, he and she... did it...

She hit her head with her little fist, cursing, "Stupid Wen Ling, how can you be like this... how can you be like this! Think carefully, you must think seriously, did you really make a ridiculous noise under him last night..."

Wen Ling tried hard to think... the more she thought, the worse her complexion became, the more she thought, the more she wanted to die.

"I really don't want to live anymore! How can I be so weak-willed? I not only made such moaning noises but also shamelessly experienced the feeling of ascending to heaven... Ouch ouch ouch, I'm a bad woman, I'm a promiscuous woman..."

As she lamented, the door opened, and an elegant tall figure walked in.

Wen Ling widened her eyes and shrank into the quilt in a second.

Bai Haonan chuckled, "You finally woke up?"

She ignored him, sweating coldly and hiding in the quilt.

No face! How can she face the perverted uncle?

Bai Haonan pulled down the quilt, "Go wash up, come downstairs for dinner, okay? You must be very hungry after last night's tiredness, right?"

As soon as last night was mentioned, Wen Ling was about to faint again, and pulled the quilt over herself with force.

"Hehe, are you still shy? What's there to be shy about? After all, I've seen every part of you..."

"You, shut up! Don't mention it again!"

A muffled voice came from under the quilt.