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"RUN!"
Robin's voice echoed through the Justice League Satellite as chaos erupted. Smoke filled the air, alarms blared, and the sound of clashing metal rang out as Superman ripped through another bulkhead in pursuit.
Kid Flash darted ahead, zig-zagging through the carnage. "WHOSE BRILLIANT IDEA WAS IT TO BRING DEADPOOL?!"
"YOURS!" Zatanna shouted back, her voice strained as she cast a shielding spell to block a barrage of Green Lantern constructs.
"No, it wasn't!" Kid Flash shot back.
"DOESN'T MATTER!" Superboy growled, lifting a massive piece of debris to shield them from Wonder Woman's charge. "WE HAVE BIGGER PROBLEMS!"
Aqualad used his water bearers to create a barrier, deflecting an energy blast from Green Lantern. "We need to stick to the plan! Zatanna, where are the chips?"
Zatanna crouched beside him, rummaging through her satchel. "I've got them, but good luck getting close enough to use them!"
A deafening crash interrupted them as Superman smashed through a nearby bulkhead, his glowing red eyes locked on the group. "You won't escape."
Kid Flash gulped. "This is officially the worst mission ever."
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Before Superman could advance, a grenade rolled to his feet, hissing ominously. The air turned a sickly green as a cloud of kryptonite-laced smoke began to billow out, enveloping the Man of Steel.
Superman staggered, coughing, his glowing red eyes dimming as his strength faltered.
From within the haze came Wade's unmistakable voice, gleeful and borderline unhinged.
"Robin! This is awesome! Do you have more of these bad boys?"
Robin, ducking behind cover, didn't respond.
Wade tapped his chin theatrically, his voice carrying through the chaos. "No answer? Don't worry, I'll just ask the boss! Batmaaaaan~ Where you hiding, buddy? Gimme the hookup!"
Superman, weakened but still dangerous, lunged toward Wade. But Wade casually sidestepped, grinning under his mask.
"Whoa, whoa! Easy there, Big Blue. That's just the appetizer! The main course? Oh, you'll love it."
Wade pulled out his katanas and charged, using Superman's sluggish movements to his advantage. His blades struck with surgical precision—not to harm but to keep Superman disoriented. Every strike was aimed to corral him deeper into the smoke.
"Robin, seriously! Next Christmas, all I want is a box of these bad boys. Batman can keep the Batmobile; I just need this."
Robin peeked out from his hiding spot,"Deadpool! The chip—now!"
Nearby, Wonder Woman was cutting through the chaos like a whirlwind, her golden lasso glowing as it ensnared Zatanna mid-spell.
Zatanna struggled against the lasso's power, her voice silenced. Wade, however, had other plans.
"Yo, Amazon Queen!" Wade yelled, sprinting toward her. He dove into a dramatic slide between her legs and popped up behind her. "WTH?I Know you are a goddess...but no shaving?
Wonder Woman whipped around, lasso snapping like a whip, but Wade dodged every strike with chaotic precision. "Zatanna! Heeelp"
Zatanna rolled her eyes but managed to mouth a spell as Wade distracted Wonder Woman." erif yldneirf "
A flash of light erupted, breaking the lasso's hold and capturing wonder woman
Wade used the momentary distraction to leap onto Wonder Woman's back, slapping the chip onto her neck.
"That's two for me! Who's next?" Wade called out, twirling his katanas dramatically~
His bravado was cut short as Green Lantern's emerald construct smashed into the ground inches from his feet. Wade flipped backward, landing in a crouch just in time to see Martian Manhunter phase through the floor, his red eyes glowing menacingly.
Green Lantern wasted no time, conjuring a massive hammer and swinging it toward Wade. The mercenary ducked and rolled, narrowly dodging the glowing construct.
"Really? A hammer? You've got all that imagination and went with Thor's knockoff? "
Martian Manhunter took the opening, stretching his arm like a whip and catching Wade mid-taunt. Wade's body slammed into the wall with a sickening crunch, his katanas clattering to the floor.
"Oof!" Wade groaned, coughing up blood. "Okay, didn't see that coming. Note to self: martians ain't weak."
Manhunter approached, phasing his hand through Wade's chest. Wade screamed as the Martian began disrupting his heart. his eyes rolling back as he coughed blood. The pain was indescribable, like his entire chest was being shredded molecule by molecule.
But this wasn't the first time Wade had been in agony—and it wouldn't be the last.
"Oh, no, big green," Wade choked out through gritted teeth. "You don't get to punch my heart yet. I've got sequels planned!"
With a burst of adrenaline, Wade grabbed Martian Manhunter's wrist, his Death Tattoo flaring to life. Black energy pulsed from his right arm, tendrils snaking into the Martian's body. Martian Manhunter's glowing red eyes widened as his strength waned, his life force being siphoned away.
"Whoa!" Wade exclaimed, feeling the surge of stolen power. "This is like drinking a triple-shot espresso made of pure badass. Thanks for the juice, J'onn!"
Martian Manhunter staggered, phasing away to break contact. He glared at Wade, his body trembling as he tried to recover.
"What… are you?" the Martian demanded, his voice laced with pain and confusion.
"Oh, just your friendly neighborhood nightmare," Wade quipped, flexing his arms. "And FYI, stealing your mojo feels amazing. Would recommend. Five stars."
Sensing the balance between his tattoos shifting, Wade activated his Yin-Yang Core, stabilizing the energies coursing through his body. The green and black energies swirled together, harmonizing as they amplified his strength, speed, and reflexes.
Martian Manhunter tried to attack again, extending his arm to phase through Wade's head. But Wade, faster than before, ducked and retaliated with a brutal uppercut that sent the Martian flying into the satellite wall.
"Looks like you phased out, Stretch!" Wade taunted, pulling out one of the chips
Wade sprinted toward the disoriented Martian, flipping over debris with acrobatic precision. Martian Manhunter tried to phase into the floor to escape, but Wade anticipated the move.
"Nope, not today, forrest!" Wade yelled, yanking the Martian out of the floor mid-phase. He slammed the chip onto the back of Manhunter's neck, the device sparking to life.
Martian Manhunter convulsed as the chip disrupted the mind control. His red eyes dimmed, replaced by his natural calm green gaze before he collapsed, unconscious but free.
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