Humans... Yeah, humans. I don't like them at all, but I'm human too, so that doesn't make much sense, right?

Well, there's one person I can't hate, even if I want to. It's complicated, you know?

It's like... she's running through my fucking veins. I think about her all the time, and I can't escape. I hate it when she talks to other fucking guys. She knows I want her, but she still does these things just to make me feel like shit. Ugh.

Knock, knock.

"Come in."

"Abdullah, why aren't you replying to my texts?"

"Oh, here comes my best friend forever—Hamza. I mean, he's alright. He helps me with some things, and he's always there for me. I'd say he's not the worst human I know."

"Look at him go, wearing a black tie for no reason, baggy jeans, and a shirt that says 'RIP' on it."

Hamza: "Abdullah?"

"Oh, hey, Hamza. Sorry, bro, I was doing some urgent work, and my phone was on Do Not Disturb."

Hamza: "It's alright, love. What do you think about this new movie, Batman With 3 Balls?"

"What?"

Hamza: "Batman With 3 Balls."

"I don't know anything about it. In fact, I've never even heard of it."

Hamza: "I don't care, man. Come on, let's have some fun. Please?"

"I don't want to."

Hamza: "Huh? What the fuck is wrong with you? I'm always there for you whenever you need me, but when I ask for something, you always reject me. It's like you don't even care about me. You know what? You're a fucking snake. You only care about yourself; you don't give a fuck about anyone else."

"Yeah, that's right. Now get the fuck out."

Hamza: "Abdullah?"

"GET THE FUCK OUT!"

Hamza: "Fucking shameless piece of shit."

Door slams shut.

"Well, there goes another one...

I don't know what humans expect from me. They do me favors knowing what kind of guy I am, so why do they expect something in return? They shouldn't even consider it. I'm not their fucking servant or something.

Maybe I was a bit too harsh on him, though?

Well, who cares.

All I need is her. Only her.

Her blue eyes make me feel like I'm swimming alone in an ocean. Her smile makes me feel something down there, and her voice... I can't even explain what it does to me.

It's only a matter of time before she's with me, and I'll do any fucking thing to make it happen."