I swear I would have woken up in a better mood today if Karen and Jason weren't throwing stones at my window right now. Geez I haven't even slept for long. Why can't they let me enjoy my last days in peace.
I sat up on my bed and turned to my bedstand to check what the time was.
'Shit! It's past 9 already' I hurriedly stood up from the bed and went to window to open it. Karen was going to scream my brains out and Jason well; he's has always been a darling.
I opened the window smiling awkwardly at them thinking it would pacify them alittle but Karen was getting ready to throw a stone at me while Jason rolled his eyes at me so it's safe to say it didn't.
The next second I ran down the stairs to open the front door for them to come in.
"I'm so sorry sorry guys. I didn't hear you guys at all..-"
"You didn't hear??! I called you 17 times Annabeth Smith!! How couldn't you hear huh?" Karen barked at me as Jason walked into the sitting room rolling in a large pink Samsonite box.
This is what they decided to buy??!! That was no where cheap.. who are my kidding; Jason and Karen went shopping and I was expecting a cheap box. I must be loosing my motherfucking mind.
"Anna! Go shower and get dressed we have a lot of things to do today and I do not need the legarthic part of you today. So if you may do me a good favor; spit it out and put it in your closet, okay?"
"Yes ma'am "
" Good. You have 10 minutes to shower and dress up. We have to leave early or else all our appointments would be cancelled. I and Jay have a lasagna to devour. Ciao Miss."
She dismissed me with a wave of her hand and left to join Jason in the kitchen.
I ran up the stairs and straight into my shower. They had appointments? It all seemed crazy. I had a feeling that whatever they had planned was gonna be a hell of a ride. Still glad I could spend it with them.
I was done bathing in a few minutes. I did my morning routine, settled for a black top, a light blue jean trouser and a brown pair of sandals. Brushed my hair down and applied a little clear gloss. I did a double take of myself in the mirror and nooded in satisfaction.
I didn't want to be too dressed or underdressed and this look served... In my opinion though. I'm pretty sure Karen would object strongly.
I picked my black purse that had my credit card then I put my phone in it and I was good to go.
By the time I got downstairs everyone was awake and chatty. Eva and Nathan were playing with the bags while Mom, Karen and Jason were laughing about something Jason said.
"Good morning everyone!" I called walking towards the twins to peck their foreheads.
"Swettie, you look good" Mom said clearing up the mess Karen and Jason made on the Island.
"Mom, its just a shirt and jean. It's nothing serious"
"Just take the damn-"
"-Language Miss" Mom cut her off giving her a side eye
"Swear Jar!!" Jason and Eva screamed at the same time. I could bet my both kidneys that that jar contained more of Karen's money than any other persons. I don't think she minds though.
"Wouldn't you have breakfast, honey" Mom asked
"Naa, I'd love to but we are behind schedule already."
"Alright then. And Karen, please try not to kill Anna today. Jason please keep these babies safe" Mom said turning to Karen and Jason.
"But Mommy, babies are small like I and Nathan " Eva asked looking confused but she wouldn't leave the pink bags.
"Yes baby they are but these-" She said pointing in our direction "- are my bigger babies, Okay?"
"Okay" She said shrugging her tiny shoulders turning back to her business.
"Alright people, we have to move now.. I do not feel like committing any murders today" Karen said looking squarely at me.
"You want to murder me?" I asked her faking surprise
"Yep, then murder myself and Jason afterwards. Sounds sweet right?" She asked showing a toothy grin. Jason stared at her in confusion.
"It's still early, Karen. You can't possibly be drunk" Jason said giving Mom a hug.
"Oh I'm not drunk at all... I'm excited." She said picking up her things then going to give Mom a hug.
" She's excited, that's a bad sign" I muttered under my breath. I don't think she heard me because she didn't say anything. I hugged Mom and went to hug the twins. Eva asked for candy and Nathan asked cookies.
"Bye guys, we'd be back soon... hopefully" I said giving Karen and Jason a pointed look but they both looked away... looking at anything but me. It was sus but I didn't say anything. I just wanted to have fun.
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Damnnn, I'm so tired.We did achieve a lot today and thousands of dollars were spent. Hell I never imagined that Karen or Jason had such money at their disposal. I didn't spend a fucking dime.
Following their lead, Jason was our designated driver and Karen's support, Karen was the organizer and I; Well I was the designated receiver, follower and hostage. I wasn't allowed to complain and was fed Chinese takeout for breakfast.
When we got to the city, we started at the mall. Karen insisted we started with lingerie before any other thing so we followed her lead. She choose some really.... Um .. spicy lingerie sets for me. I had no boyfriend so I was confused as to why she insisted I had them in addition to the regular underwears I had. They were my best friends but this was next level!!!. I never imagined that they'd pick the panties I'd get to wear...ever.
When we were done with lingerie shopping, we moved on to other things. Office wears, casual wears, shoes, wigs (not like I ever wear them), bags and purses, jewelry, makeup, snacks, hair accessories and products, toiletries etc. My feets were killing me despite the fact that I was on flats. I just wanted to go home .
Then, Jason announced that it was time for my nail and hair appointment. I had completely forgotten they had said something about appointments. I wanted to complain but I couldn't. I wasn't permitted to.
We rounded up our purchase after Karen had paid for the nth time and we were on our way to where ever they booked the appointment.
Apparently Karen and Jason were enjoying this trip or adventure way better than I was. Probably because I wasn't used to this or whatever. I honestly didn't know how but they seemed to be having so much fun. We played a lot at the mall. Made videos and took selfies for Karen and Jason's blog. I wouldn't lie, I was having a lot of fun too.
I was able to get the cookies and candies the twins ordered. I got a little something for Mom too . And when they weren't looking I got Karen was Jason gifts small enough to fit in my pockets to keep them unsuspecting.
When we had gotten to the place for my nails , I was in awe. The building was huge and it's intricate designs where mind-blowing. There was no way in hell that this place was just a nail shop.
When we entered inside the building, I felt my jaw drop literally. It looked so good. It was painted white and gold and there were two very exquisite chandeliers hanging over our heads at the reception.
Jason and Karen seemed unfazed by the beauty and exquisiteness of the place or they were just good at hiding it but I honestly couldn't do that. I wanted to absorb it all
A lady led us to our station and the magic began. My hair was not so bad, maybe a little fritzy but my nails were nothing to write about. Jason and Karen sat on either side of me. They were also being taken care of.
Two people were pulling my hair and another two were taking care of my nails. This was really a hassle for me. I looked in Karen's direction through the mirror before me and once again she seemed unfazed, dishing out orders like a boss even tho her hair, hands and legs were pulled.
Jason in the other hand was chatting with the people surrounding him. Apparently, I was the only one with issues. I just kept quiet and endured. Soon enough they were done with me. I stared at my reflection in the mirror like I was starstruck. Never in a million years had I ever imagined myself looking this good.
My hair was silky and shiny. It felt rich and not lean like it normally felt. I felt my heart flutter.. I looked so good. My brows were perfectly carved and nurtured and my lashes fixed perfectly.. honestly I looked so hot..
My nails looked good too. They weren't like Karen's but they looked really demure to me and strong too. Atleast I wouldn't have to nurse chapped nails anytime soon.
Jason and Karen were done soon enough and they atteee and left no crumbs. Jason's hair cut was so fucking good. His beards were trimmed and nurtured and looked like they were gonna have a sweet smooth feel. He looked so handsome. Bet Antonio wouldn't be able to resist by Monday.
And our Queen B, Karen. Her hair was awesome. Her brows and lashes atee too. Her nails were well, Karen like. They'd leave you thinking of how someone was able to pull off such an intricate masterpiece. Well that's Karen for you.
After thanking the staff, we left the store and I was so happy we could be on our way home. It wasnt until Jason said we had to go to that spa next did my smile crash completely
"No, Jason. I'm really tired can we go home now? I still need to pack stuff and arrange... Please guys" I pleaded with them because I promised not to interrupt them during this expedition but I honestly couldn't take it anymore.
"It's okay. Let's go home. It's getting late already" Karen spoke up this time and I was really shocked.
" Really?" I asked again to confirm
"Yeah, really? We do not want you scolding us later Karen"
" I'm serious. I quite tired too. Honestly."
" Okay then, home we go." Jason said already making a beeline to the car.. Lolz... And I thought I was the only tired one.
We piled into the car and we were on our way home. Finally, I was no longer a hostage.