"Huh?" I was placed in a chaotic situation and I might have even been hallucinating or hearing voices. It seems like Matsumura-san is confessing to me. Should I go to the hospital soon?
"Sorry, it seems like I misinterpreted that as an auditory hallucination."
"Then, let me say it again. I like you! Please go out with me!"
(Huh, it wasn't a hallucination?! What should I do...)
Should I date her? No, if I just go along with it, I might end up hurting her. But if I reject her, she might spread information from my secret account. I mean, I've wondered what I'd want from having a girlfriend, and most guys just want to sleep with them. So I should think about that!
Since she confessed to me in the girls' bathroom, Matsumura-san doesn't seem like a romantic type. (That's kind of harsh.) And she's probably after my external appearance, my secret account, rather than my inner self. ...So what am I supposed to do?! I have to give her an answer!
Let me try to steer the conversation naturally.
"I'm flattered, but Matsumura-san, you found my secret account, right? That's why you confessed."
"Well, yes, but that's not the only reason..."
(She's not even trying to hide that she was after my body.)
"So in other words, you confessed because you were after my body, not because you actually like me?"
"Guh!"
Matsumura-san leans against the wall, clutching her chest. So Matsumura-san was really just after my body. I considered the possibility of love at first sight, but most guys' love at first sight is usually more about appearance. It's common to fall for an attractive person. Though I'm sure there are some who feel a deeper connection.
Even if someone's appearance isn't your type, you can still really like their personality. But in this case, she liked me because of my secret account, which means she liked my body. I've never had a girlfriend, so I don't really know.
But if I confessed to a girl with a sexy body on a secret account and it worked out, the first thing I'd prioritize would probably be her body. After all, her secret account only showed her body, so I wouldn't really know her personality. With a classmate, there'd be a bit more opportunity to get to know them. But honestly, I wasn't that close with the girls in my class, just casual acquaintances.
In other words, the conclusion is that if it's just about the body, then a casual relationship would be better, wouldn't it?
"Sorry, I'm flattered, but I can't date someone who's just after my body."
(Wow, I'm really in no position to judge.)
"Wh-what?"
Matsumura-san's face is all scrunched up in shock and tears, and her speech is slurred, almost cat-like. I've never seen her so disheveled. She's really cute, and it's kind of tempting to tease her. But I need to explain quickly before she says something reckless and starts spreading information.
"Anyway, hear me out till the end, okay?"
"?"
"Won't you be my FWB (friends with benefits)?"
"..."
Huh? The reaction is not as strong as I expected. Wait, is this even okay? Am I heading down a path of self-destruction? If this rumor spreads to the girls and the whole school, I'll be labeled as a disgusting pervert! I mean, even though I was brought to the girls' bathroom, I still invaded it, and now I'm proposing to be her FWB.
I'm completely messed up! I'll definitely lose my place at school, I might even have to withdraw. I completely made the wrong choice, and now I'm starting to feel disgusted with myself. Actually, it's a good thing this is happening in the afternoon when the karaoke place is empty! If a woman had heard this, I would definitely be socially dead!
"Sorry, forget I said that!"
"I'll do it! No, please let me! I really, really want this! Please!"
"'Really, really'...?"
"Anyway, I want to be Shinada-kun's FWB! How much do I have to pay? How much?!"
"For a FWB, there's no need to pay money..."
"You won't charge me?!"
"Well, it's a FWB arrangement, so... But if you really want to pay, I won't stop you."
"Then I'll send you a gift on my secret account! So please don't abandon me."
"Huh, are you really going to send me a gift?"
Matsumura-san, who is in the realm of beautiful girls, is begging this much to become my FWB. And she even wants to send me gifts so that I don't abandon her. It really seems like the women in this world are struggling a lot. After all, there are so many beautiful girls, almost as if their genes have evolved. I really feel sorry for them.
"Alright, now that Matsumura-san and I have become FWBs, there's one more thing..."
"What?"
"The security camera is recording, but what are we going to do about that? If we keep going, Matsumura-san could be charged with sexual assault, and I might be an accomplice."
"Oh, that security camera is broken."
"Huh?"
Apparently, Matsumura-san works part-time here. And that security camera at the bathroom entrance is broken, not removed, and is functioning as a temporary security camera until a new one is installed. It didn't look broken at a glance. The problem is how to sneak out without getting caught. But we can worry about that later.
"Matsumura-san."
"What?"
"Let's establish some rules for our FWB arrangement."
"Rules?"
"Yes, this is the bare minimum condition for us to have sex. You must bring protection. Condoms, birth control pills, or whatever, just make sure to have protection. If you don't have it, no sex. Other than that, it might be possible."
I don't want to get anyone pregnant. At my age, I don't have the means or money to take care of a child. And the burden of an abortion would fall overwhelmingly on the woman. I can't irresponsibly impregnate someone. If it's not wanted, protection is an absolute must! This is my absolute condition for any casual sex.
"Okay, and here's a personal condition of mine - I'll give you a gift every time we have sex."
"Really?"
"You know, they say moderation is best? And I'm worried it might get too intense, so I want to set my own limits."
"You're really responsible, huh."
"But I'm still happy! So you won't mind if I hug you like this?"
Yeah, I'm grateful. Even if this world has girls with raging hormones just like high school boys, I doubt one time would be enough to satisfy them. Asking for 10 times is a bit much for my stamina. Come to think of it, is a virgin like me really qualified for a FWB arrangement?
"Anyway, Matsumura-san, let me say one thing."
"What?"
"Can you let me use the bathroom normally?"
I came here to use the bathroom, but I got suddenly attacked by Matsumura-san and dragged into the girls' bathroom. So I can't use the bathroom! I still need to go, but I'm about to leak! Please, Matsumura-san, let me go!
"Hmm, no♡"
"No?! Why?"
"The truth is, I also need to go a little..."
"Then let me use the men's room!"
"No♡"
"Why not?!"
"Something about peeing together while pressed against each other is exciting..."
"Are you trying to start some weird fetish from the get-go?!"
"Ah~ That sounds good too."
(Crap, did I say something unnecessary? Wait, she's really strong?!)
Contrary to her delicate appearance, Matsumura-san has incredible strength. I'm supposed to be fairly strong too, but I'm being overpowered. I'm currently sitting on the toilet with Matsumura-san hugging me tightly, so I can't get up unless I pry her off. And my arms are also trapped, so I can barely move.
"Your strength is way too much, you know?!"
"I used to do judo, you see."
"But you look so petite!"
"I don't have that much muscle, though."
(Liar! Her body is definitely super soft, but...)
I wonder how such monstrous strength comes from that body. I'm stuck in this inexplicable state, and I'm really about to pee myself. My manly dignity is in crisis! My bladder is in crisis! And my sanity is in crisis too! Someone, please help me! I try to shake my body, but I can't move freely due to the restraint.
"Shinada-kun, don't shake so much... I really need to go."
"Then let me go?! I'm at my limit too!"
"Then let's just pee together?"
"Why would we do that?! I don't have a change of clothes! How am I supposed to go back to the karaoke place?!"
"We can just feel good first."
(Damn, she's gone off the rails! What do I do, what do I do?... One last gamble.)
I'm sorry, Matsumura-san. I don't hate weird play, but in this situation, I can't have a competition of who pees themselves first, your pee or mine! At least, do it when we're alone next time, or when I've brought a change of clothes!
"Matsumura-san, look this way."
"Wh-what? Mmph?!"
I call Matsumura-san, who has her face buried in my chest, and as our faces meet, I seize the moment of her judgment and reaction being off-guard, and press my lips against hers.