One could find me laughing at a child, loudly "Man, you're just so trash at this!"
Me and Ki had gone for two rounds, me completely trouncing her. Which was kind of to be expected, I was a guy, I was a teenager, and I had been attempting to excersize for a month; there was no way an internet addicted brat was winning against me.
"Again! Just one more time! I'll definitely beat you this time!" She yelled at me, surprisingly not getting dad to rush up the stairs.
And, to be honest, it wasn't really fun to bully her anymore. It was kind of getting repetative... So, I had an idea "Fine, just one more time. 3, 2, 1; go!"
And as she quickly turned around to rush to the end of the hall, I walked forwards to one of the rooms I hadn't entered before, opened to door and walked inside before closing it behind me.
It was the fourth on the right, about one-fourth the way through the hall. And it was surprisingly not just a regular room for guests, it was a storage room... Maybe.
It was more a little boiler room, which was on the second room for some reason. Before I realized that heat was released over time and one boiler sure as hell wasn't going to get hot enough water throughout an entire mansion.
Though, of course it was also dusty as hell, though it seemed to take the space of two rooms instead of one, with a door on the other side.
So I obviously chose to open it and found himself in a hallway, which after looking leftwards was the right hallway he was expecting.
Cool, or at least it probably was. Ki would probably not know about this for like a month, so I could screw with her using it for a while.
Anyways, with bullying Ki having become an automatic process for probably the next few minutes, I opened a few more doors; one dusty room after another. Another was a weird grey shit hole with crates and warehouse shelves.
-I didn't really know their names, nor did I have the internet to tell me what it was.
So, it was on the eleventh on the left of the right hallway, I quickly noted it down even if I sure as hell wasn't going to enter it with any protective gear. It wouldn't be surprising if tetanus or some other disease that can sit somewhere for years was inside.
With that storage room found, I walked down the hall a few more times for anything special.
And on the right, with the thirteenth on the right, which was just... It put into scale how large the mansion was considering each room was respectably sized.
In said room sat a door... So I obviously tried to open it, but with the near violent attempted shaking of the door I deigned not the right to be properly inspected, almost convinced it was just a joke from the original creator as it felt like concrete instead of wood he was shaking.
...Eh, mom used to live here when she was a bit younger, I'll just ask her about it.
Opening the door, he walked through the hall and back to the stairwell, his eyes meeting Ki's with a shit-eating smile as he mouthed 'Loser'.
With bullying a child off his daily sigma bucket-list, he went down and looked around down stairs "Mom! Where are you!?"
As he let his voice echo for a moment, a few moments later he heard a voice echo back "In the kitchen!"
...I would make a joke about her belonging in the kitchen, if not for the fact that she actually was pretty good at cooking.
After a few more attempts at two-way echolocation, I found myself at a large room with two long tables. Just how rich were the people who made this place?!
I know I didn't really take a hard look at the outside, but this just felt ridiculous. We could probably rent out like twenty rooms, make this shit hole a hotel if anything.
At the side of the dining hall as I had chosen to call it was a quite respectable opening, where mom stood.
As I neared I started to talk "Hey mom, do you know anything about the weird door on the second floor?"
"...Weird door?" She asked, seemingly curious.
"Yea, there was this door that I tried to open, but didn't even budge even slightly outside of the handle going up and down." I explained without haste.
She seemed to think for a moment "Can you take me to it?"
"Sure."