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Chapter 5 - The great arachnid network

While Manolo and Isidro get to work installing several orders. In those moments, their bitter enemies, the anti-human rebellion, are scheming evil plans to prevent the dimension modernization project from taking shape.— Excuse me for summoning you, I know you have important things to do, but can you tell...? —Aldrich said passively and then broke the serious atmosphere by exclaiming angrily. — Because those bastards are still alive!—Calm down my queen, we are about to solve it, but calmly, we didn't know that the modern inquisitor was a good driver. — Sargoth answered, trying to calm him down.—Exactly, Miss Aldrich, the chances that the Inquisitor would be a good driver are not so high, since let's remember that he worked as a technician in DR, there those beings drive like demons. — Oculan said.—Your right mate, I remember that, I went there once, the people are very nice and friendly but when they drive, they bring out their inner demon. —Blackend answered.—Speaking of demon and Infernus, where is it? —Aldrich asked.—He is in an important company meeting, that's why he couldn't come now. —Kulbain answered.—I understand. Now then, we need to spoil the modernization project of our dimension, some suggestions. —Aldrich asked, waiting for an answer.—I can send the princesses of doom to take care of the inquisitor and his assistant. —Sargoth suggested and raised his hand.—Those nymphomaniacs of filth will help us defeat the inquisitor and his companion. —Aldrich answered skeptically.—The weakness of Dominicans is foreign women; you should not underestimate the attraction of Dominicans to foreigners. Trust me. —Sargoth answered.—But if Blonde is a feminine being, why didn't they fall for her? —Blackend questioned him.—She is a being of blood, plus they had a very unpleasant history with her, specifically the human named Isidore. —Sargoth answered.—You're right, not everyone would notice her. You win this one, Sargoth. —Blackend replied and accepted Blackend's argument.—I agree with you Lord Sargoth. That carnal attraction must be enough to be his undoing and where are those ladies now. — Ulgalion commented.—Right now, they must be scheming their diabolical plan to bring down the Inquisitor. —Said Sargoth.At that moment, Manolo and Isidro took a break in the branch to have lunch.—I'm so hungry, I want to eat a mammoth. —Said Manolo, who is hungry.—I guess so. —Isidro answered and added, changing the subject of the conversation as they entered the branch. —What do you think about what we have been working on?—If I'm honest with you, this looks like something out of a TV series or a Michael Bay movie, the only thing missing are the women who are hot or waiting to be there. —Answered Manolo who sees and greets Meredith and Sonya.—Yes, for you who look like Gary Stu, with those godlike powers. You could kick Goku's ass. —Isidro answers and inadvertently bumps into Hope who throws down her papers.—Watch where you're going mortal. —Hope exclaimed angrily.—I'm sorry, Miss Hope, it was an accident.... He did not see her. —Manolo answered and picked up her papers.—Yes, you're right, Mr. Restitute, it's my fault for being this size. —Hope answered.Don't be self—conscious, Miss Hope, you are who you are and that's what matters. Even I would like to have Isidro's physique. —Manolo answered.—Maybe you are right, although maybe if you exercise, I say. It's a condition that you could change.... —Hope said, but Manolo gave her a dirty look as he handed her his papers, retracted and went on his way.—Oh, and what happened. —Isidro answered.—Nothing Isidro. —Manolo answered as they headed to the dining room.—I wonder if there is anything edible, although I was lucky that Mr. Malcolm's order had edible food.—Hello, dear Manolo, how are you? —exclaimed Meredith who had a surprise for Manolo.—Hello, Miss Meredith. I'm fine as you ask. —Manolo answered.—I brought you some deadly food, come sit with us. —Meredith answered and led them to their table where she was with Malcolm, Sonya and Camilion.—Oh, but look who we have here, but if they are the best technicians here, how have they been doing with their work? —asked Malcolm.—Very well, manager, we already know how to deal with that rabble that tries to prevent us from doing our job. —Isidro answered.They are talking about the anti—human rebellion. —Malcolm answered.—What? —asked Manolo, who was confused.—Sit down to explain, Isidro already knows, but I will explain it to you, Manolo. —Malcolm answered and proceeded to explain.—All right, I'm listening. —Manolo answered and interrupted a little and put himself in a listening position while Meredith handed him the food she had prepared for him.>>The anti—human rebellion is a group composed of the most powerful beings monetarily speaking and also of power that seeks that the project is not given because they think that this project can be counterproductive for us as a society. They repudiate humans to death, so they make sure to wipe out everything human.—Interesting, but they have not told them to stop, I say. —Manolo answered.—Unfortunately, it is impossible to do so, they are so entrenched with their ideology that it is useless to do so. They will do anything to avoid the coexistence between humanity and the dark dimension, this reaches such a world that even the entities of justice almost mind not intervene with this since there are several of the rebellion inside that prevent it. That's how complicated it is, Manolo. —Sonya explained.—So, we have to face them in all kinds of combats to defend ourselves. —Manolo answered.—Yes, that's why we are talking to the justice of our dimension so that we don't have problems with them, Isidro should tell you, he had to swallow all that crap, but thanks to our God they can defend themselves, that's why we are training our personnel so that they can defend themselves and we are analyzing the repercussions that this may have. —Explained Meredith who was cuddled up on Manolo's arm.—Meredith, please don't grab my arm...I'm married. —Manolo replied.—Meredith, leave him alone, since they finally installed an order, he is very affectionate with him. —Camilion answered.—All right, Camilion, I'll leave him alone for now. Oh, hope you're finally coming to share with us. —Meredith replied.— Don't get me wrong, Meredith I only came because Malcolm told me to, that's all. —Hope answered, bringing them food from the cafeteria.—I understand, so what are we waiting for, I'm really hungry. —Answer Manolo who eats Meredith's food which is the Dominican flag, rice, beans and meat, with some fried arepita.—Thank you, Meredith, how did you know that this is my favorite food as far as typical lunch in my country is concerned? —Manolo answered while eating and added. —Sonya, did you tell her or what?—No, she probably looked it up on the internet. I didn't tell her about our trip. —Sonya answered.—Oh, Sonya, you visited Manolo, how did it go over there? —Malcolm asked.—It went well, I just got on Manolo's wife's nerves. —Sonya answered.—I'll guess you lied to her about her religion, Sonya. —Malcolm replied.—Yes, I did, I just love to do it, Manolo...I leave him alone. —Sonya answered.—You can bother my wife with that, but not me. —Manolo answered.—Even so, I don't want you to talk about it here, I want an atmosphere of peace and tranquility. —Malcolm answered and added. —We are waiting to eat.They eat in peace, after that they go to their corresponding duty Manolo and Isidro are in the warehouse resupplying the vehicle. Once resupplied, they say goodbye to Sonya to go to their next order.At that moment, they decide to talk about their situation in the dark dimension.—What's the matter, Manolo, is something bothering you? —said Isidro.—No, nothing, I just think that now that we are famous, many people will want to kill us because of our fame. —Manolo answered.—Well, if they want lead, we will give them lead. That way or not. Manolo. —Isidro answered.In the distance the princesses of doom plotted their evil plans.—So, girls, what are we going to do today? —Answered a kind of adult Lum de urusei yatsura, voluptuous and athletic with tesla antennas for horns, a military camouflage bikini with military camouflage paint colored military armed to the teeth.—To go shopping. —Said a yuki ona who is like oyuki from urusei yatsura but adult with her kimono that she wears as a trench coat showing her combat suit similar to the latter armed to the teeth.—Seriously, Cassie, honey, we already went shopping at a mall. We came here on Sargoth's orders to destroy the technicians of the rare branch. —A sort of muscular adult Benten from the urusei yatsura anime, armed to the teeth, answered.—That's enough! We have work to do. Let's see if it's true that they are a threat as Blondie Blaze said. —I exclaimed a kind of adult Ran of urusei yatsura, armed to the teeth, albino.—Likewise, Riley, so Beatrix and Cassie leave your manias alone, we are going to defeat those techs. —Lumia Voltage replied, causing them to perk up. So, Lumia gets on a jeep armed to the teeth, Cassie and Beatrix get on a flying motorcycle and Riley gets on a flying saucer to go to Manolo and Isidro.Manolo notices this, so he detours through the forest while they are attacked by the princesses. Along the way he activates the chainsaws to make his way through the forest. Lumia riddles them with railguns from her vehicle, but it holds up well enough, but misses several shots. Cassie shoots ice stalactites and beatrix, throwing lava drops with her chain. Riley riddles them with several beams from his ship.—What the hell, what the hell? —Manolo exclaimed, overwhelmed with so much lead.—We have to do something. We have to do something. —Isidro answered.—Don't hurry, we are going to teach these women what heteropatriarchal oppression is. —Manolo answered.—Yahoo! It's time to oppress Baby! —Isidro answered.Manolo releases pinky who comes out with a flying motorcycle and Isidro on his broom to confront those wretched women. A pitched war breaks out in a nearby plain. Isidro dodges Riley's shots while he shoots several magic rays from his wand until he casts mud spells that cover the chambers of the ship until he invokes a missile to destroy it completely. She flies up to Isidro who gives her a Jumping cutter (Rko for those in the wwe) in midair.—When I said macho oppressor, I didn't mean that, but nothing, now let me take care of this wretch. —Manolo replied that he is facing Lumia voltage as if it were twisted metal until both accelerate at the same time to collide, but with the snow removal that the vehicle has in front positions it with the control panel so that upon collision the vehicle spins in the air and this out of combat.Lumia gets up, but Pinky crashes it, Manolo shoots a remote—controlled missile at the same time Isidro makes a spell of illusions so that they fall before the missile and fly away.On the ground, Manolo and Isidro fight hand to hand, at one point Isidro connects a super kick to Beatrix and then Manolo connects a pedigree.—The rancha is over, one, two, three! —Isidro exclaimed remembering that confrontation between Triple HHH and Undertaker, in that hell in a cell.Cassie confronts Pinky, while she shoots ice at him and skates on the ice she creates on her feet. In an oversight, Isidro catches her off guard and connects a Bicycle Kick that sends her into Manolo for a spear.Lumia gets up, but they notice and order Pinky to stop her. He pulls her off with the bike until they throw him into Manolo and Isidro who give him the Dudley Boys, 3D move.—Stop, stay there. —Said Riley who points a gun at them. They do what they say so they raise their hands, only Isidro casts a spell that consists of a flash of light to blind her. Once incapacitated they do the last chapter of the WWE Pain Authors. They gather them all together and bind them with chains invoked by their vehicle.—And now what do we do with them? — Isidro asked.—I don't know, you tell me. — Manolo answered.—And if we desecrate it... that is legal in this dimension. —Manolo answered.—No, don't even try, we are serious people and you don't know if you do that so they can turn us against you. We are employees of Rare and we represent the company. For that reason we should not do it. Besides, I am married and I respect my marriage until death. —Manolo explained.—Mr. Inquisitor, may I ask you a question. —Riley answered.—Yes, what is your name? —Manolo answered.—Riley Anthrax, what are they going to do to us since they defeated us? —Riley answered.—I don't know, I think we should leave them on the road, but I feel it wouldn't be fair. It eats at my conscience. —Said Manolo.—Even though you defeated us, wouldn't it be better for you to claim your prize? —Lumia answered.—Shut up Lumia, they are human. —Beatrix answered.—So what? — Lumia answered.—Besides, they are poor for sure. Even here I smell the odor of poverty. —Cassie answered.—Excuse me, I was born in capotillo, you woman of the club. This poppy thinks she's the real deal. —Answered Manolo, who was annoyed by this argument.—But it's worth it. That snowflake is a kilo. —Isidro answered and looked at her out of the corner of his eye.—Get out of my way, that's my wife. —Beatrix exclaimed angrily.—Oh, what was missing was some strange pods. —Manolo answered, passing his hands over his face.And what about that two—legged whale. —Beatrix answered.—Oh, don't you... are not afraid of death. —Manolo answered, getting angry. She keeps insulting him, causing him to lose his patience. Her friends try to calm him down, but it's too late, his eyes turn white, he calls pinky to bring the vehicle so he can sit in the driver's seat, isidro tries to ask for clemency, but it's too late, he activates all the weapons to riddle them completely leaving a pure of flesh of different colors, since they are aliens.—Why did you do it, they were good. —Isidro answered horrified.—They are our enemies and what I did was valid, I don't like to be bothered by my weight. I am the way I am and I am not going to argue with you anymore. —Manolo answered.—Don't hurry..." Isidro answered, causing him to look at him wrongly and added, "Okay, you win.Then Isidro gets in the vehicle to go to his next order.They arrive at a forest full of spider webs where Manolo activates the chainsaws to be able to advance towards his order. Spiders approach menacingly. Manolo activates more chainsaws on the sides and in the back making his way through the forest and maneuvering to keep the giant spiders away, until they reach a mountain full of spiders and webs.—And this damned mountain full of spider webs. —Manolo answered.—It seems to be the home of these insects, let me call. —Isidro answered and picked up the phone and called the client.Isidro asks the client to come out to help guide them to their home and it turns out that the client is a Drider (half human from the waist up and half spider with spider legs down).—Good morning, you are the technicians of my service. —Asked the Drider, whose description is as follows:She is a woman with brown hair, gray skin, blue eyes, with glasses, dressed in a work uniform, and her spider part is black with red.—Yes we are, sir... —Said Manolo until he notices her engagement ring and added. —Mrs.—Thank you for coming, my name is Dria Webball, I hope our giant spiders have not caused you any problems. —Dria replied gesturing for them to follow him. They do as she says while they get into their vehicle since the caves are bigger than the vehicle. As they enter they realize that to go up to the client's house they have to climb up a spider web. Manolo activates the control panel in spider mode, which turns the vehicle into a spider and allows them to climb up the web to the sixth floor. Once they go through several passages, they arrive at the client's house.Inside the customer's home, they see on their fixture that it is a fiber optic installation of telephone plus internet and Rare tv+. When they check the structure of the location, they do not know what the internal piping of the location looks like.—Ma'am, could you lend us the plans of your house because we do not know how your piping system is structured. —Manolo answered.—The architect of this mountain has it, it is located a few kilometers from here. —Dria answered and passed him a map to get to the engineer.—Thank you very much, Mrs. Dria, we will come back later to look for the plans. —Manolo answered as they left the place.—Let's see, to get to the engineer's house or spider's web we have to go through the plains of laments, then through a tribe of werewolves and a castle where some noble vampires live and finally the engineer's house. —Isidro answered and read the map.—This reminds me of a chapter of Mora the explorer. —Manolo answered.—Seriously, you saw that audiovisual cancer. —Isidro answered surprised.—It's healthier than Dembow, and all the movies and weird series they show on streaming channels. —Manolo exclaimed.—Well, let's go look for those plans. —Isidro answered while turning the vehicle into its normal mode, to arrive to the plain of laments, Manolo begins to sing the song of Dora the explorer (the one that says come on, come on) This is destroying the mental sanity of Isidro. Once they reach the plain of wailing, they hear many voices shouting wailing.—Stop. —Said a ghost who stops them.They stop.—And now what? —Manolo answered.—I need you to look for my teddy bear, please, I don't see it. —Replied the ghost.Isidro gets out of the vehicle and with his magic wand illuminates the plain to look for the ghost's teddy bear. After a while Isidro finds it, but it is in a man—eating plant, but he uses the wand to levitate it, but the plant closes because it is not stupid. He uses a spell to open it, but it is anti—magic, so he looks for a hydraulic jack in the vehicle to open its mouth and get the stuffed animal out. Isidro hands him the stuffed animal to let them pass.—My God, man, how difficult, let's get out of here. —Isidro answers and gets into the vehicle so that Manolo can start it and the werewolf tribe arrives to their next place. Manolo takes advantage and continues singing Dora's song. Isidro puts on some handfree so as not to hear him sing. Unfortunately it is useless because he starts clapping and moving in a frantic way.—Holy father of glory swallow me earth. —Isidro answered, but when he said this he had a heart attack, he began to feel a shiver in his body and thought. —This damn curse is eating away at my whole being.—Isidro, something is wrong with you. —Manolo answered and stopped singing and paid attention to Isidro.—It is the curse that I have inside me. —Isidro answered and hugged his stomach.—Do you need me to do something? —Manolo asked, worried.—Don't worry about me, I'm going to take these pills that mitigate the pain. —Isidro answered and invoked a pillbox with pills and took some of them with water.—Then you should stop using magic, don't you think so? —Manolo commented.—I must use it, since the contract I have with Meredith, the pain is because I am losing my humanity. —Isidro answered, feeling better.—If you say so, but you have not tried to see how to improve your situation. —Manolo answered.—I haven't really thought about it, but for some reason I like it here. —Isidro answered.—My God, what a masochist you are, are you going to get a residency to be here or something? —Answered Manolo.—Yes, that's what I plan to do, that's why I'm staying at Sonya's house, since I don't have something called family in my world. —Isidro answered.—Well if you say so, only use magic when necessary because if it turns you into an out of control monster, I'm going to kick your ass and maybe end your life. —Manolo answered.—It's okay if you say so. It's better that you do it than someone else, although Meredith said that I would keep my conscience and all my memories. —Isidro answered.—Well, come on come on, baby. —Manolo answered and proceeded to sing the song as they headed towards the werewolf tribe.When they get to the tribe some werewolves don't let them pass.—I'll take care of it. —Isidro gets out of the vehicle only to go to them and show them a moon medallion that Sonya gave him.—Oh, it's from the Moonwalker clan, excuse me gentlemen, you may pass. —One of the werewolves prostrated before them.—What the hell was that? —Manolo answered.—Let's just say that Sonya has a lot of rank among her race. —Isidro answered.—Oh well, in our company we have many celebrities, another thing you need to know. —Manolo answered.—No, I don't think so, but we do have many celebrities, otherwise we would have to take those werewolves with us. —Isidro answered.—Yes, that would have been fun. —Manolo answered and then they laughed maliciously about it.They leave the place and as usual Manolo continues singing the song, Isidro has a stroke that makes him foam at the mouth. When they arrive at the castle, gargoyles guarding the castle stop them.—If you want to pass, you must give a gift for the Countess Bloodburn," answered one of the guards who prevented them from passing.—What do you mean, the only thing I have is a very greasy blood for her majesty and the only thing I have is this cross that they gave me. —Manolo answered.—Cruz, Cruz, is a son of God, get away from my son of God, the work is for Cylax," answered one of the guards who was horrified when he saw the cross.—But what happened, they are making me the fua. —Manolo answered confused.—Remember that here, the children of God are their natural enemies. —Isidro answered.—Ah, yes, I remember, but there is no way to get through. —Manolo answered.—Let me see if I have something in the vehicle that can help us. —Isidro answered and rummaged through the vehicle to see if there was anything useful until he found an engagement ring that he gave to the guards and they admired its beauty.—All right, that's enough. You may pass. —One of the guards answered.—Thank you very much, Isidro, I know it must have hurt. —Manolo replied as they got on and rode through the castle and then finally went to the engineer's house.—That ring, it cost me a kidney because I bought it on earth, you owe it to me. —Isidro said.—You love her very much, don't you? —Manolo answered.—Yes I love her, I don't want her to get away from me, she helped me to survive the clients and thanks to her, I am still working here," Isidro answered.—Don't worry, I will return the favor. I like you, boy. —Manolo replied.—Thank you, Manolo, now let's go see that wretch. And please stop singing, my ears bleed with your voice," Isidro answered.—Permission denied, I like that song," answered Manolo who continued singing.—I'll be damned with this guy," answered Isidro who put on his handfree so as not to hear him sing.When they arrive at the place they knock on the door of the engineer who is also a drider.—Who are you? You are the moneylenders, I will pay you later. —Answered an elderly voice on the other side of the door.—No, sir, we are from rare communications, you are the engineer who built Dria Webball's house," answered Manolo.—The engineer answered and opened the door and invited them to come in.—We came to look for the plans of Mrs. Dria's place to install a service. —Isidro answered.—Well, but right now I have a monstrous mess, if you help me to organize it," answered the engineer.—Don't worry, we'll take care of it. —Manolo answered.The engineer shows him the giant piles of plans that are organized.—Singasumai is going to organize it. —Isidro answered angrily, not wanting to do anything.—Don't worry, rest and admire how I organize it," answered Manolo who with the power of the cross proceeds to organize everything alphabetically like a God. Until he finds the map of Mrs. Dria's place.—I found it," answered Manolo who passed it to Isidro.—Let's get out of here," Isidro answered.—Let me finish. —Manolo answered.—All right, how much longer do you need," Isidro answered.—I have already finished, I ordered it alphabetically so that if you are asked the name, you can find it easily," answered Manolo.—Thank you very much Mr. Inquisitor for helping me," answered Isidro.—Don't call me like that please, call me Manolo. —Manolo answered.—It's okay, Manolo. I must admit, you are more endearing than the way they show you on television," answered the engineer.—Don't get carried away with what they say on TV," Manolo answered.—All right, Mr. Manolo, if you say so. A pleasure, my name is Darion Webmaster," replied Darion, shaking his hand.—Nice to meet you, Mr. Webmaster. —Manolo answered while Isidro took pictures of the plans and handed them to him.They go back to the customer's location to install the order, as the lady lives in a spider web they have to make the connections in a way that does not damage the integrity of the web, they go to the vehicle to get suits that prevent them from sticking to it. They proceed to do the installation delicately and patiently, hiding the wiring in the spider web until they test the services that work correctly. They also explain how this works. The customer is very happy with the service and will be ordering more of your products.After they finish with the order, Manolo looks at the number on his hand and notices that it hasn't changed.—Strange, the number hasn't changed. —Manolo looks at it with concern.—Don't worry, it's a system error according to Meredith, if you are so worried, talk to her. —Isidro answered.—All right, I'll talk to her. —Said Manolo while they go to work with other orders from other clients.