My name is Tony craiz I am a 26 year old drug dealer who had his dreams crushed.
well what do I mean?once I was a kid and like every kid I had a dream my dream was to make music that's right music but I was unable to fulfill those dreams due to certain people putting me down.
Let's just say I didn't pursue that dream got into fights and well.my life is shit.
I went home went on the computer watch some epic movies like planet of the apes or Fight club or Creed but my biggest secret would be that I loved lion king.
That's right lion king maybe I was actually bullied for it?I mean the Disney version might have been abit childish but the actual non animated version?now that was amazing!
Characters like scar and Zoe's needed to be discovered more you know?like people aren't born villains they are made villains.
alas, I was scrolling on computer on some lion king fanoage when suddenly I teleported to some void.
'Where the fuck am I?'
"Welcome,young one my name is-
"BITCH I DONT GIVE A FUCK!DID YOU FUCKING KIDNAP ME!WHAT THE F-
The next thing I felt was fear.
Her eyes glowed and I saw an aura around her and that's when I knew she wasn't to be fucked with.
"Congratulations,you have been chosen to explore another world by the council!"
"The what now?"
"The council!For there entertainment you are to be reincarnated in a world."
"What the fuck!Well actually that doesn't sound bad do I get any wishes?"
"Yes you will only have 3 wishes but before you wish know that your appearance and stuff will be apart of it and you can't ask for anything to op so use your wishes wisely."
"My first wish is instant mastery."
"Granted."
"My second wish is captain America s-
"I will grant you 2x strength more than the average person or animal of whatever world you will be sent to."
'Wait animal?bitch the fuck!'
"My 3rd wish is to be immor-
"NO!I can grant you a blessing which will increase the chances of you surviving in danger but that will overtake the wish everything else will be decided by the council."
"Well, ok fuck it."
"Great,you will be sent to the world of Lion king as the son of scar have fun and make sure to entertain the council!"
"WHAT THE FUCK YOU FUCKING BITCH IM GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU."
I then felt myself getting sleepy and the last thing I saw was her smiling face.
I then woke up to a horrifying lion who was holding me in her arms and licking the shit out of me like I was so lame lolipop.
'WHAT THE FUCK!WHY THE FUCK ANIMAL!'