Thud! Xu Fan rolled onto the floor!
"Booze-scented buns? Where are my booze-scented buns?"
Muttering groggily, Xu Fan rubbed his bleary eyes and crawled back onto the bed, following a pair of shapely legs encased in flesh-colored stockings, only to see a tall woman in a blue police uniform looking down at him menacingly!
Her messy coffee-colored hair couldn't hide her attractive face, and Xu Fan couldn't help but take a few extra looks before his gaze fell on the slightly wrinkled blue police shirt on her upper body. Noticing several bite marks left on her chest, he suddenly felt a chill!
So that dream was real!
"What are you staring at? So what if you've got big breasts!"
Xu Fan shot back a glare at her! He figured he had already bitten, so the worst that could happen was her getting to bite back!
"I! Will! Kill! You!!!"
After keeping her anger bottled up for so long, she finally couldn't contain her fury and let out a shout, following with a spinning kick aimed straight at Xu Fan's head!
The gust of wind from the kick made Xu Fan raise an eyebrow in surprise. This woman was actually a trained fighter!
Ducking under her attack, Xu Fan thrust out his hands and pushed back her following palms, cursing, "Hey! Enough already! Slept with me and now you want to kill me? This is like rape followed by murder!"
"How can you live with yourself doing this, wearing your police uniform?"
Xu Fan righteously condemned her, conveniently omitting any mention of last night's hazy manhandling of a big bun!
"To think you're a member of the police force! Breaking into a civilian's home, molesting a handsome man— if I were your superior, I'd have you write a three-day incident report at the very least!"
"You!"
Qin Mengyue trembled with rage! After getting a scolding from her superior yesterday and drinking sullenly all night, waking up to find this little rascal in her arms was bad enough, but now he was blaming her first?
"Pah! Little rascal! This is my home! Get down on your knees and put your hands on your head! Otherwise, I'll make you regret it!"
"Your home?"
Xu Fan blinked, recalling that Xiao Lan had mentioned someone moving out yesterday, then asked, "You are Qin Mengyue?"
"Call me Officer Qin!"
"Heh heh, okay, Officer Qin it is."
Despite the rage flickering in Qin Mengyue's eyes, Xu Fan was not intimidated but instead cracked a smile, saying, "Officer Qin, you must have forgotten, right? You've already moved out, this room, right now, belongs to the young master here—that is, the innocent young man you spent the night with."
"Ah!"
Realizing this, Qin Mengyue let out a scream, suddenly lacking confidence. Xu Fan saw this and, squinting playfully, said with a smirk, "Hmph, I'm quite angry now, Officer Qin. Please hurry up and call your colleagues. I'm going to sue you for breaking into my home and molesting me!"
"You!"
Panic flashed in Qin Mengyue's eyes. She had just been demoted, and if her colleagues in the police department found out about this incident, could she even continue being a police officer?
"What's your relationship with Keren? How come you moved in so quickly!"
Logically, the apartment shouldn't have been leased out that quickly. Qin Mengyue surmised this guy must be a friend of Zhou Keren, planning to figure out their relationship and then appeal to her emotions and reason to gloss over the incident.
"Hmph, what's my relationship with that chick?"
Still irked by yesterday's ordeal where she took the master bedroom, Xu Fan couldn't help but maliciously quip, "I normally call her 'baby'. What do you think our relationship is?"
"What? Baby???"
"You're her boyfriend?"
Qin Mengyue could hardly care how disgusting the title was, as she kept muttering "I'm doomed... I'm doomed..."
She had actually slept with her best friend's boyfriend!
"Is this too melodramatic or what?"
Suddenly, Qin Mengyue felt full of embarrassment, awkwardly poking her fingers.
"Hmph, I'm leaving first!"
Xu Fan glanced up at the wall clock—it was almost eight o'clock. If he didn't leave now, he would be late. After greeting Qin Mengyue, he left the bedroom.
"Hey! Don't go yet!"
Qin Mengyue reached out to stop Xu Fan, but by then he had already left. She scratched her head in confusion, muttering to herself dejectedly, "This is bad, I'm totally screwed..."
...
It usually took about ten minutes to walk to school, but now Xu Fan was rushing not to be late. A burst of sprinting and nearly three minutes later, he was already at the entrance.
"Hold on!"
At the moment, several security guards were closing the school gate. Upon seeing this, Xu Fan immediately quickened his pace even more!
"Is that the kid? Hurry up and close the gate!"
Wang Jun, who was standing to the side giving orders, didn't need a second look to recognize Xu Fan sprinting towards the gate before barking out the command!
Following that, a sneer curled at the corner of his mouth!
Hmph! The little rascal dares to be late on the first day of school? Wait until he kneels and begs me; otherwise, he can forget about getting in!
With a clack, the barrier gate was completely shut just before Xu Fan could reach it. Wang Jun cleared his throat ostentatiously and strutted towards the entrance, ready to exact revenge for the slight in the principal's office the day before!
But Xu Fan, charging at the school gate from the outside, didn't stop his advance due to the closed gate. As he reached the entrance, with a tip of his toe, his whole body soared into the air!
With a somersault, he effortlessly flipped over the gate, which was taller than a person, and with a tap of his foot on the oncoming Wang Jun's head, he continued his momentum towards the teaching building!
"Hahaha! Stunned, aren't you? I can fly!"
Xu Fan's laughter faded with the wind as Wang Jun stood frozen at the gate entrance, petrified. After a while, he clenched his teeth and reached for his disheveled hair, only to find his hand covered in dirty mud!
"Son of a bitch!"
...
After entering the teaching building, Xu Fan began to search for the classroom of Senior Class One that Guan Shimeng had reminded him about the day before. Soon, he found the classroom.
The teacher wasn't there yet, and all the students' gazes in the classroom landed on Xu Fan at the doorway, especially Guan Shimeng in the front row, who kept blinking at him, seemingly having waited for him for quite a while.
Xu Fan nodded at her and began searching the classroom for an empty seat. Eventually, he found one in the corner of the room.
"Fellow student, is this seat taken?"
Xu Fan approached the empty seat and asked a chubby guy sitting nearby.
"Hehe, no, it's not. Have a seat!"
The chubby guy grinned showing a simple smile and proactively pulled out the chair for Xu Fan.
"Classmate, my name is Xu Fan. What's your name?"
The chubby guy seemed alright to Xu Fan, and after sitting down, he took the initiative to ask for the other's name.
"I'm Chen Dongdong. Whoa, buddy, our class teacher's arrived! Let's stop talking now!"
Suddenly, the clack-clack of high heels echoed from outside the classroom. With his face's chubby cheeks quivering in fear, Chen Dongdong quickly pulled out a book, pretending to be engrossed.
Seeing his reaction, the class teacher seemed to be quite fierce. Xu Fan frowned and looked towards the entrance, pausing in surprise…