As the Cosmic Pleasure Police hurtled towards their next mission, an air of nervous excitement permeated their ethereal forms. They were about to enter a universe where the very concept of pleasure was inverted – a cosmic BDSM dungeon on a universal scale.
"Well, team," Zephyr announced, his voice a mixture of anticipation and apprehension, "we're about to enter a reality where 'hurts so good' isn't just a cheesy song lyric, but a universal constant."
Casanova, his essence shimmering with mischief, couldn't resist a quip. "I've always said I'd go to hell and back for a good time, but this seems a bit literal, don't you think?"
Luna, ever the scientist, was already running calculations. "Fascinating. A universe where the neurological responses to pain and pleasure are reversed. The implications for cosmic neurobiology are staggering."