When Long San walked out, he said with a laugh, "Qiangzi, did you go quench your thirst?"
Li Xiaoqiang shook his head, "Nope, I don't dare touch the cheap ones, and I can't afford the expensive ones."
Long San revealed a row of yellow teeth, smiling mysteriously, "You know about Kunming, Yunnan, right? In our circle of frequent visitors, do you know what we call it?"
Li Xiaoqiang asked with curiosity, "What do we call it?"
Long San said, "Going to Yunnan, we call it 'going to Kun.' There, the prices of the women are clear-cut. Apart from a few coastal provinces, it's the only place inland that has the goods."
"Going to Kun? What does that mean?" Li Xiaoqiang continued to ask as they walked.
Long San replied lewdly, "Just split the word 'Kun' into the top and bottom parts and read it."
Li Xiaoqiang silently recited it in his mind and choked out, "You all are tm genius."
