Yang Fei ignored Ma Liu's roar and instead gently pushed away the still-terrified Sister Xueyi before stepping out of the hotel and clasping his fists in greeting to the surrounding neighbors.
His face was smug as he spoke with a sing-song voice, "Thank you, my dear neighbors and siblings, for gathering here, for standing so tall, just to watch your little brother fight."
"You see, when I fight, I have three major rules..."
Ma Liu, used to throwing his weight around, had never suffered such humiliation before.
Furious, he didn't wait for Yang Fei to finish and waved his hand fiercely, "Damn it, spill his blood!"
Several thugs who had just gotten up, wielding swing sticks and steel pipes, charged at Yang Fei with Ma Liu.
"First, no one is allowed to hit my face; my handsome face is my tool for making a living..."
It was as if Yang Fei hadn't seen the thugs swarming him. Mid-sentence, he ducked, dodging Ma Liu's head-on strike.
Immediately after, he slapped Ma Liu's cheek with an open hand, laughing, "Let me add, you're only allowed to hit my face."
There was a sharp smack, and Ma Liu's body, as if hit with a powerful baseball bat, was sent flying out,
All the onlookers shivered.
This kid was ruthless!
"...Secondly, no one is allowed to kick my 'Dan Dan.' I'm well-endowed, built solid—a man's precious equipment, which must not be damaged by violence."
Yang Fei, as if swatting a fly, sent Ma Liu flying, all the while continuing his rant, nimbly dodging a thug's sinister Groin Kick, then following it up with a kick between the thug's legs.
Thud!
The thug collapsed against a roadside tree like a dog scrambling for excrement, clutching his crotch and spinning in agony.
Yang Fei announced with a laugh, "Once again to clarify, only I am allowed to kick your 'Dan Dan.'"
"...Thirdly, no eye-poking, nose-picking, or ear-pulling."
Yang Fei chanted non-stop while punching and kicking amid the thugs.
In mere moments, seven or eight thugs lay on the ground wounded.
Some had been poked in the eye, others had their ears pulled, or suffered lower body injuries, scrambling on the ground.
"Finished fighting, time to go home for dinner."
Yang Fei rooted himself in horse stance, calm and collected, with hands moving from outside inward, palms facing down, exhaling softly, the spitting image of a master.
The audience inside and outside the hotel, including Lin Xueyi, stared dumbfounded at the triumphant Yang Fei.
When had this guy become so formidable? It was as if he had transformed into a different person.
The ice queen watching in secret from the stairs had now moved to the second-floor window.
While surprised, she wasn't very scared. Her eyes fixed on Yang Fei shining like obsidian, she seemed quite interested.
"Damn bitch, I'll run you over!"
Right at that moment, a little over 800 meters away, Ma Liu had somehow scrambled into a Geely sedan.
He howled as he started the sedan's engine. The motor's piercing roar was filled with malice as he aimed the car directly toward Yang Fei in the middle of the road.
"Yang Fei, dodge!"
"Get out of the way, he's going to kill someone, murder, murder..."
The onlookers screamed in horror; Sister Xueyi's shriek was particularly frantic.
The face of the ice queen changed as she clutched her mouth tightly, managing not to make a sound.
Ma Liu's face, gnashing his teeth behind the windshield, appeared twisted and malevolent due to the refraction of the glass.
He pressed the accelerator to the floor, absolutely determined to cripple or even kill Yang Fei.
Amidst the onlookers' screams, Yang Fei stood firm with his legs apart, unwavering as a metal stake, slightly squinting.
A dangerous glint appeared in his eyes as he watched the sedan's front close in at lightning speed, yet he remained motionless.
Whoosh!
Just as the Geely sedan came within two hundred meters of Yang Fei, his left hand moved almost imperceptibly.
A streak of silver light shot out from between his fingers.
Screech!
Suddenly, the sedan's front-left tire deflated. Under the immense force, the vehicle veered sharply left.
The tire's screeching against the pavement was grating to the ears.
As everyone watched agape, a thunderous crash followed. The Geely sedan flipped over.
The entire vehicle slid at high speed along the road surface, before slamming into a sturdy roadside tree with a loud bang, snapping the tree in half.
In an instant, the once intact Geely sedan was twisted, the windshield and windows shattered completely, glass shards scattering everywhere.
Ma Liu, in the car, had a large gash on his forehead, his face and body covered in glass, soaked in blood, curled up in the vehicle, alive or dead unknown.
Everyone was stunned, seeing the once ferocious and arrogant Ma Liu now lying unconscious and bloody in the car.
Observing these neighborhood bullies, lying on the ground crying for help, everyone felt a satisfying sense of justice served.
The ice queen at the second-floor window let out a breath of relief, murmuring to herself, "I truly didn't expect to find such a character in a place like this."
She stared at Yang Fei, lost in thought.
Down at the hotel, Sister Xueyi stumbled toward Yang Fei, her graceful and elegant face filled with panic.
She examined Yang Fei from head to toe, from left to right, still not reassured, "You little brat, how are you, did you get hurt anywhere?"
Yang Fei, seeing the anxious concern on Sister Xueyi's face, felt a warmth in his heart.
He dusted off the dirt from his clothes, "I'm fine, he tried to hit me, but unluckily for him, his tire blew out, so his car flipped. That guy's really jinxed!"
"It's good that you're fine, thank Buddha, may Buddha bless you."
Sister Xueyi chanted prayers to Buddha, still shaken.
Just then, Yang Fei suddenly frowned, and Lin Xueyi's heart, which had just settled, was immediately hoisted up again, "What's wrong, are you hurt, do you need to go to the hospital for a checkup?"
A blush of abnormal redness flashed across Yang Fei's face.
He looked at Sister Xueyi's worried face, feigned a look down, and then smiled contentedly, "It's all good, all good, my little brother wasn't scared."
"That's a man's important tool, not to be taken lightly, it'd be bad if its growth were affected."
"Pah, shameless!"
Lin Xueyi was at once embarrassed and annoyed, her egg-shaped face blushing, she gave Yang Fei a glare and turned to leave.
This brat is fine in every other aspect, but in this respect, he's just incorrigible, so annoying.
Yang Fei watched Lin Xueyi's swaying figure, somewhat transfixed.
Sister Xueyi's exaggerated curves formed a dizzying beauty.
He couldn't help but cover his nose, fearing a nosebleed would gush out uncontrollably.
"Lin Zi, oh Lin Zi, why the hell did you make me swear not to hit on Sister Xueyi, what were you thinking?"
Recalling the promise he made to Lin Zi, Yang Fei couldn't help but scratch his head in distress.
The scene was chaotic with fighting and a car crash, and someone had called the police.
From afar came the long wail of police sirens, accompanied by the sound of ambulance alarms, arriving at the scene in an instant.
Seeing the police at the scene, Yang Fei immediately felt a headache coming on, realizing that things were looking bad.
His current identity was not exactly suitable for encountering the police.
But before he could slip away, he saw a police officer approaching him, "Comrade, someone reported you for fighting, please come with me to the police station to assist in the investigation, here's my badge."
The voice was crisp, with the gentleness of a girl's, yet it carried an authoritative firmness that brooked no evasion.
It turned out that the officer was a beautiful policewoman.
She had phoenix eyes and sword-like eyebrows, with shoulder-length short hair slightly curled at the tips.
The strict lines of her police uniform made her look especially sharp and capable, her presence breathtaking.
Yang Fei glanced at Little Police Flower's badge and discovered that this valiant and beautiful police officer was named Feng Cai'er.
He gave her another habitual look and thought to himself, "At least 38D, damn, another weapon in The Human Realm, how can brother stand this..."
Little Police Flower Feng Cai'er saw the brat standing there with a weird smile, looking at herself, and when she followed his gaze, her face flushed with both embarrassment and annoyance.
Almost reflexively, she crossed her arms over her chest, her face as white as jade tinged with a pink flush.
The policewoman's eyes turned cold, and her tone became decidedly unfriendly, "Put your hands on your head and squat down on the spot, do it quickly, or I won't be polite."
Yang Fei's gaze, blocked by her hands, reluctantly returned to her face.
Seeing the policewoman's frosty demeanor, Yang Fei inwardly groaned, then suddenly pointed behind her, "Look, a UFO!"
Feng Cai'er was startled, reflexively glancing back, and immediately realized she'd been duped.
When she turned back around, she saw that the despicable man had already vanished without a trace.
"Bastard, you dare to run? Just you wait, I won't let you off," Feng Cai'er fumed, enraged like never before.
She had never encountered such a brazen individual.
Thugs brawling on the street, police showing up, anyone would be silent and in fear.
These guys, so domineering and triumphant when fighting, turn into pitiful creatures once inside the police station.
But this guy actually dared to run, recalling his ill-intentioned gaze, Feng Cai'er's shame and anger intensified.
"Feng Cai'er, what's the deal with that guy?"
Yang Fei ran off as fast as he could; in the chaos, no one noticed, but Police Chief Zhang Shide of the University Town Police Station immediately spotted him and hurried over.
Feng Cai'er lowered her head in shame, "Chief, it was my carelessness that let that bastard escape."
Zhang Shide, in his forties, looked at the young officer who had joined the station less than three months ago without any intention of reprimand, "It's okay, everyone can miss something."
"These people fight all the time, it's nothing serious, but I just wonder, how could the tire of this Geely sedan suddenly blow out?"
As he spoke, he went over to the front of the severely damaged Geely, examining it closely, "This tire is still almost brand new; logically, the force of the momentum at such a short distance should not cause a tire to explode."
With a deep sigh, he added, with a sense of relief, "Ah, it's a good thing the tire blew up, otherwise the consequences would have been unimaginable."
"Nowadays these thugs don't take human lives seriously at all when they fight."
"Chief, look at this..."
Feng Cai'er suddenly noticed something wedged in the split tire seam, shimmering with a faint metallic glow.