"Name?"
"Hao Jian!"
"Vulgar? I'm asking for your name, not commenting on your character!"
"Uh... My family name is Hao, given name Jian!"
...
Xiao Qiang, clad in a business OL outfit, was tightly wrapped in it, her shapely body outlined in a perfect curve!
She was only wearing light makeup. Her exquisite features now took on a strange expression, her captivating phoenix eyes examining the young man before the desk with a scrutinizing demeanor!
In front of Xiao Qiang, on the sofa, there was a somewhat dejected young man sitting!
Although his name gave off an inexplicable sense of humor, Xiao Qiang still pushed up her black-framed glasses on the bridge of her nose and professionally asked:
"Hao Jian, since you are applying for the position of the president's driver, what other special skills do you possess besides driving?"
Upon hearing Xiao Qiang's words, the slightly dejected young man's eyes lit up. A slight smile curled at the corner of his mouth as he confidently said:
"Known as Venomous Dragon Drill, I can handle delicate jobs! Also..."
The young man had a delicate face and was dressed in a pair of washed-out jeans and a T-shirt, with slightly long hair. His bangs lightly veiled one eye, and a mysterious sheen flickered in his dark pupils!
A smile that was not quite a smile always hung at the corner of his mouth, and he was now talking nonstop.
However, Xiao Qiang and the other female interviewers' faces grew redder and redder until finally, Xiao Qiang couldn't bear it anymore and cried out sharply:
"Shut up!!!"
Uh...
Hao Jian was a bit taken aback, staring at Xiao Qiang with an expression of complete innocence, looking like a wronged little wife, which involuntarily aroused a trace of pity!
Xiao Qiang was feeling exactly that at the moment!
For some reason, although she was almost exploding with anger when listening to this guy spout nonsense, his innocent expression now made her feel somewhat guilty, as if she shouldn't have scolded him so loudly!
"Cough, cough... I'm asking about your other skills, as in, besides driving, what can you do? Or rather, what capabilities do you have?"
Xiao Qiang coughed to clear her throat, trying to keep her voice gentle, then asked.
"Ha! You're asking about my abilities! You should have said so earlier!"
At this moment, Hao Jian smacked his forehead, then said with a beaming smile.
Pfft!
On hearing Hao Jian's words, the female interviewers couldn't hold back anymore and burst out laughing on the spot!
And Xiao Qiang, upon hearing this, felt so frustrated she almost spat out blood!
Xiao Qiang suddenly felt that this applicant was quite odd. However, with her colleagues present, she had to maintain the composure of a Human Resources Manager. She adjusted her mood and continued to inquire:
"You should know that we at Shu Ya Group are recruiting a president's driver. The salary is very high, but so are the requirements! Driving skills are just the basic requirement; looks, manner of speech, educational background, etc. – our standards in all these aspects are very high! If you don't possess any outstanding abilities, then there's no need for us to waste our time!"
"Outstanding abilities? Let me think..."
When Hao Jian heard this, his eyebrows furrowed slightly, and then he touched his chin, counting on his fingers as he fell into thought:
"Making babies, going queer, piloting space shuttles..."
Hao Jian's attitude was extremely serious. However, listening to his words, Xiao Qiang and the others were left stupefied!
However, what Hao Jian said next truly enlightened them on the highest realm of boasting!
"Cough, cough... aside from those few things I can't do, I can do everything else!"
What?
The female interviewers, including Xiao Qiang, were completely flabbergasted, staring at the unabashed man before them and wondering if his skin was thicker than a city wall's corner turn; otherwise, how could he be so shameless!
Xiao Qiang kept shaking her head; in her heart, she had already given this guy a big negative rating!
However, upon glancing at Hao Jian's resume again, she furrowed her brows even deeper:
"Your previous company was called 'Hell's Eighteen Levels'? What kind of company is that? Why would it have such a bizarre name?"
Xiao Qiang found that this resume had only mentioned briefly and casually about Hao Jian's past experiences but mentioned a peculiar name 'Hell's Eighteen Levels'!
Hao Jian shrugged his shoulders, smiling lightly as he said:
"That's not a company, that's a prison! It's located on a barren island off the east coast of Canada, an island known as 'God of Death Island'! And 'Hell's Eighteen Levels' is a prison beneath the surface of God of Death Island!"
"Prison? You used to be a prison officer abroad?" Xiao Qiang and the other female interviewers were all taken aback, not expecting this guy to have such a background!
But then, Hao Jian slightly shook his head:
"I wasn't a prison officer!"
"Then what were you?" Xiao Qiang and the others grew even more curious, feeling that this young man had an unfathomable aura about him!
Hao Jian smiled slightly and with a snap of his fingers said:
"Prisoner! I was the prisoner who was paid a fortune to go sit in jail at 'Hell's Eighteen Levels'!"
Prisoner!
And paid a large sum of money to go to jail?
Upon hearing the word, Xiao Qiang and the others' lips twitched slightly, and their expressions turned unsightly in an instant!
"Alright! Mr. Hao Jian, your interview is over! Please go back and wait for our news. We'll notify you by phone once we have a result!"
Xiao Qiang's gaze towards Hao Jian was filled with intense disdain; she detested criminals the most!
In her eyes, inmates were all evil-doers, committing all manner of crimes and were the scum of society!
Especially now, when recruiting a driver for the CEO, how could they consider someone with a criminal record?
And without a doubt, at this moment, Hao Jian had made it onto her blacklist!
Upon hearing this, Hao Jian slowly stood up, nodded with a smile at the few female interviewers, and then turned to leave!
And Xiao Qiang, watching Hao Jian's departing figure, felt her disgust intensify, silently cursing 'you damn convict' while deciding to not pay him any more attention, ready to call the next interviewee.
However, just as Hao Jian reached the door, he paused, suddenly turned around, and with a playful look in his eyes, addressed Xiao Qiang:
"Beauty, it's wrong to curse at someone!"
Huh?
Hao Jian's words, though delivered with a serene calm, caused Xiao Qiang's heart to skip a beat, her beautiful eyes instantly widening:
"How… how does he know?"
Xiao Qiang was both shocked and terrified, but naturally, she wouldn't admit it at the moment. She quickly masked the panic on her face and said indifferently to Hao Jian:
"Mr. Hao Jian, what are you talking about? I don't understand!"
"Beauty, you understand! Right now, you are thinking, 'How does this stinking convict know what I am thinking?'"
"You… you must be mistaken…"
"Beauty, you're still lying! Now you're thinking, 'Is this guy some sort of demon?'"
"I…"
"Now you're starting to fear me, you dare not think, you dare not curse in your heart, afraid that I will once again say exactly what you are about to think!"
...
At this moment, the exchange between Hao Jian and Xiao Qiang was incredibly swift, to the extent that the surrounding female interviewers didn't understand what was happening.
But at this moment, they saw Xiao Qiang turning paler and paler with terror and alarm in her expression, and beads of sweat rolling down her forehead, the very image of someone who'd seen a ghost!
Xiao Qiang was utterly bewildered, staring at the man before her, her delicate face clouding and clearing unpredictably. After a moment of deep contemplation, she mustered the courage to stand up and, reluctantly, bowed to Hao Jian:
"Mr… Mr. Hao Jian, I admit I cursed at you in my heart, I… apologize to you!"
Xiao Qiang was truly frightened of this unassuming man before her, almost as if he were a demon, seemingly able to read every single thought in her mind, compelling her to apologize.
And upon seeing this scene, the surrounding female interviewers were extremely shocked!
Never would they have imagined that everything Hao Jian said was true, and he could actually guess exactly what Sister Qiang was thinking!
At this moment, the women in the room looked at Hao Jian as if he were a monster, shocked and frightened!
"Cough cough… so you were really cursing at me! I guessed it correctly…"
Seeing Xiao Qiang bowing and apologizing to him, Hao Jian couldn't help but show an embarrassed expression on his face, scratched his head, and said with a dry laugh.
Gah!
And upon hearing this, Xiao Qiang and the female interviewers were all stunned!
He guessed it?
He could guess that?
At this point, the female interviewers became interested in this guy, their eyes sparkling with curiosity:
"Mr. Hao Jian, could you tell us how you managed to guess it?"
Upon hearing this, even Xiao Qiang perked up her ears; Hao Jian's previous display had been too spine-chilling, and she too was extremely curious.
"It's quite simple, just psychology!"
Hao Jian smiled slightly, not shy anymore, and took his seat once again in front of the female interviewers, speaking animatedly:
"Psychology, do you know it? It's the discipline that studies the psychological phenomena and mental functions of people! When I just mentioned being a convict, I noticed that this beauty's right corner of the mouth lifted by 5mm, that's the angle of disdain! The angle of disdain comes from feelings of disdain, which are rooted in a mental imbalance! It's a precursor to hormonal imbalance in women, a sign that Aunt Flo might visit ahead of time!"
At this point, Hao Jian paused, then slapped his forehead, regretfully saying:
"Muddled! I got muddled! I'm explaining psychology to you, how did I end up talking about female physiology? It's just a mistake… a mere mistake!"
Hao Jian smiled sheepishly, and at that moment, the few female interviewers were trying hard not to laugh, their faces turning red as they struggled to contain their amusement.
And Xiao Qiang's face turned bright red with embarrassment and anger.
Hormonal imbalance?
Aunt Flo visiting?
These words struck her like a tail being stepped on, causing her to leap to her feet:
"Get out! Get out of here now!!!"
Xiao Qiang's scolding made Hao Jian shrink back, his face turning slightly red, as he nodded apologetically to Xiao Qiang:
"Sorry, beauty! I accidentally misspoke! By the way, when Aunt Flo comes, drink more brown sugar water; it's good for replenishing blood and reducing heat!"
After saying this, Hao Jian saw Xiao Qiang's eyes nearly spewing fire, prompting him to awkwardly make his escape from the room!
And just after Hao Jian ran out of the room, laughter from the women inside filled the air!