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Hector the Superbabes Masseuse pressed his hands into Wonder Girl's muscular back as she moaned onto the massage table. Divine watched curiously before turning to Orders who was casually doing sudoku.
"...You have a masseuse?" she asked surprised as the handsome swarthy muscular man continued to make Wonder Girl moan sensually as he rubbed out her stress and sore muscles from working at Orders' Superbabes house.
"You should just accept it, honestly." Zatanna replied calmly, spinning her top hat in her hands as she walked out of the locker rooms before putting it sassily onto her pretty dark-haired head. "Hey Hector."
"Hola Zatanna." Hector replied playfully. He's worked here long enough to know when to address them by their 'names'. "You want a rub down?" he asked, making Wonder Girl's toes curl.
"I got next!" Declared (B) Vixen, watching Wonder Girl enjoy herself, Zatanna however just smiled.
"Nah I'm good for now." Replied Zatanna, hands on her shapely hips as she strutted to the floor. "I'm on the 2 for 1 tonight so I imagine it's only a matter of time before I head out and need a reason for a massage."
"Accurate." Orders noted bluntly as Wonder Girl moaned.
"I'm on it too... can it wait until Hector is done?" she bemoaned tiredly as Orders' purple eyes rose from her Sudoku.
"I didn't say it was happening right now. I'm saying Zatanna is accurate." Orders declared as Wonder Girl moaned.
"Isn't that the same thing?"
"It is not." Orders replied, Tapping her sudoku book with her pen. "It's really just a matter of inevitability.
"Yep! Which is why I am going to try and get tips while I can." Zatanna replied. Divine watched Hector for a second, continuing to work on Wonder Girl before joining Zatanna on the floor...
Surprisingly enough, there was no 'Big Girl' tonight. Both were taking the night off to babysit. Ronnie-Bell was babysitting Sean, and Rebecca was with Ash babysitting little Fiona, her niece... Normally this might be an issue. However, with ex-marine Wonder Girl and Mixed Martial artist Divine both working tonight Orders was reasonably unconcerned with potential trouble.
Who the fuck would be dumb enough to pick a fight with either of them nearby, let alone both?
Orders listened to Wonder Girl's moaning, her purple eyes returning to her sudoku as Vixen waited for her turn on the table once again... she particularly liked the way Hector handled her glutes... when the phone rang. Orders' eyes flicked, and she sighed. She put down her pen and wordlessly grabbed the phone.
Time: 8:56 PM. Place: Gotham (Superbabes)
Ring-Click
"Superbabes. We Deliver."
"Yes. Hello, I don't know if you remember me. But we have ordered from you before. Is that large woman there? Please? It's important."
"If you're talking about Giganta, I'm afraid she's not working tonight."
"That is... very unfortunate. I don't suppose you have any... other large women?"
"No... but I know how I can help you. One order of the 2 for 1 meal.
"I... don't think you understand-"
"I do. And it also costs a significantly larger amount so it all works out."
"I feel that context is necessary-"
"It'll be fine, they're professionals. We expect them back within a reasonable timeframe or the police will be informed. You will be charged upon completion of the delivery. Name and address please."
MEANWHILE.
"Hector get your hands off my Wonder Girl, and Zatanna! You two got one." Wonder Girl moaned and was barely off the table before Vixen and her big jiggly black booty were on top of it. Already moaning as Hector applied his magic hands.
"You practically shoved us onto this order. Couldn't you wait?"
"I saw an opportunity and I took it. It'll be fine." she replied lazily as the food slid across the counter with Zatanna strutting back into the lounge with a good fistful of tips between her tits. Promptly deposited on the counter before taking the box.
"Weird. But fine... that's usually how it goes with the boss. Right?" Zatanna replied, Orders glared at her. "Right right..." she said being handed the receipt. "We're going!"
"Indeed." Orders noted, going back to her sudoku. The two beautiful brunettes wiggling and jiggling out the back door to the company car. Zatanna getting into the driver's seat, and Wonder Girl sitting her shapely ass into the passenger's.
"Oh, goody. We're going to Gotham Heights." Zatanna replied, "I was joking when I said 'weird but fine'. Now it's just going to be weird." She noted, pulling into traffic.
"Is Gotham Heights always weird?" Wonder Girl asked as Zatanna headed towards the Eldritch location of Gotham.
"They all have an absurd amount of money to live there. They're all weird." She replied, "...Except maybe Bruce Wanye." Wonder Girl had to agree with that statement...
They arrived at a manor with, what appeared to be, a dome shaped greenhouse with a literal jungle inside. "...Don't see that every day." Mumbled Wonder Girl as Zatanna nodded in agreement, both of them getting out and following the path to the front door.
"Told you. Gotham Heights. Everyone is weird." She declared, before raising her fist. And knocking loudly, both of them declaring.
"Superbabes!"
Time: 9:21 PM. Place: Gotham Heights (Jungle Dome Manor)
"Special delivery Service." She finished seconds before the door opened revealing a bald older man in a traditional butler's uniform, looking very concerned.
"Oh-Oh dear." He mumbled unsurely. "I don't think your employer understands what she sent you into." He declared nervously. "My employer is a little... unstable... at the moment. I was hoping-" He stepped outside and shut the door. "That the large Giganta woman was available. She's calmed him down before..."
"Oh yeah?" Zatanna replied with a confident smile, "I'm pretty sure we can handle one guy."
"You don't understand. Mr. Howard is very... Method." He mumbled, "Have either of you ladies ever heard of Jarrod the Barbarian?" he asked as Wonder Girl and Zatanna blinked at him curiously.
"I play Dungeons and Dragons so. Yeah." Replied Zatanna casually as Wonder Girl added in her own cultural knowledge.
"I loved the movies."
"Well. My Employer Mr. Howard is the owner and writer of the novels." Zatanna gasped.
"Hold on Howard C. Roberts lives in Gotham?! I never knew that!" she replied excitedly. "...I wonder if I can get him to sign one of my comics?"
"Regardless." He said, unsurely. "...When he's particularly stressed on a deadline he tends to go... method. And believes that he IS Jarrod the Barbarian and everything that it entails..."
"Oh! So he's cosplaying?" Replied Zatanna. "...Don't worry buddy we got this. Where is he?"
"Madam I insist-"
"Do you see this girl?" Zatanna replied, smacking Wonder Girl on the plump backside. "Flex for him." Wonder Girl, who didn't look necessarily like a bodybuilder rolled her eyes and flexed. "This girl here was a MARINE." She said proudly. "I'm pretty sure she can handle a wannabe barbarian... and I am a super hot geek chick. I catnip to nerdy 'method' guys..." she said... probably not using that word correctly. "We're professionals." She declared with the air of a woman confidently pretending to be a doctor. Even Wonder Girl bought it.
...She could totally take some 'nerd'.
The butler fidgeted, then sighed audibly. "Oh. Very well I'm desperate. Please follow me..." leading them into the manor they followed the older man through a memorabilia smorgasbord of Jarrod the Barbarian merchandise. Mounted weapons and armor used in the movies, posters of said movies, and original artwork. Comic issues #1-3 bolted into a glass case clearly on display.
Zatanna pleasantly jiggled in place as she saw them, furiously geeking out as she pressed her big breasts to the glass for a closer look. "Oh my god! The first three issues of Jarrod the Barbarian?! Do you have any idea how much these are worth?!" then she noticed the identical signatures on all of them. Howard C. Roberts. "And they're signed copies!"
"Indeed. Those are the ones we keep on display... we have several more copies in a safe deposit box in Mr. Howard's home in Texas." He said calmly, "But... please follow me. I'm afraid we don't have much time..." he led them to a door in the back of the manor... but unlike other, more modern doors. This one looked like it was straight out of a DnD campaign, with wooden planks held by wrought bolted iron, and a large ring knocker that he gripped and pulled open...
It was like they walked right into a classic medieval dungeon... the rock walls and carved steps even had mounted 'torches' on the walls... even though they were really electronic. They flickered like actual torches.
"What?" Wonder Girl managed to get out as he led them down the steps towards another door at the bottom. "Seriously? Is this a sex dungeon?"
"I told you Mr. Howard is very 'method' when under stress... this is his 'barbarian' room." He noted, "...He's not Mr. Howard right now. He's Krom the Barbarian... and we need to bring Mr. Howard back."
"By having sex with him?" Wonder Girl sighed, "Makes sense..." as much as anything else she's grown used to.
"Tire him out at best... maybe give him a few slaps once he's tuckered out." He mumbled, "...Bring him back to reality."
"Fine." Zatanna began stretching, her breasts bouncing distractingly. "We got this..." he then grabbed the knocker of the door, pulling it open before declaring in a rather desperate tone.
"My Lord I have brought you wenches." He said like a meek servant, as he hid behind the door and quickly rushed the girls inside. The room itself had a rock wall interior, and more 'torches' along with a large bed made of furs and bones... it looked like a barbarian's room straight out of the Jarrod comics...
"That is not 'some geek'." Noted Wonder Girl as 'Howard the Barbarian' flexed his powerful muscles, his long barbarian hair and muscular thighs as he swung around what they hoped was a fake sword, and he was completely naked and showing off a hanging 10-inch Raven-approved cock...
"...Huh." Noted Zatanna, she expected someone small and skinny, not someone who looked like he walked right off a Mr. Universe stage as a winner. He noted them, then tossed his sword aside onto a bear skin rug. Oddly it had sabertooth like tusks.
"MMN! Krom approves of these wenches!" he declared before approaching them and openly grabbing Zatanna's breasts.
"Eep!" she squeaked as his powerful hands openly groped her. "Ooh! Whoa! There! AH!" she was hauled suddenly onto his muscular shoulder. Before turning to Wonder Girl and wrapping his other arm around her waist and grabbing at her thick shapely ass cheeks.
"Ngh!" so surprised at the appearance of a barbarian Adonis she didn't fight back as she was easily lifted from the floor and towards the large fur bed. His powerful fingers dug between her ass cheeks, prodding at her asshole as he hurled her and Zatanna onto the bed.
"Fine breeding stock for Krom!" he declared as he stood on the bed, approaching them and standing before them with a raging erection. "Serve Krom!" he ordered sternly as Zatanna and Wonder Girl both sat back up, kneeling on the bed as his thick cock wobbled between their beautiful faces.
"Haah..." Zatanna sighed, but smiled prettily as she grabbed her hat, put it back on her head, and began to licking his shaft tentatively, soon joined by Wonder Girl, each taking a side and salivating on Krom's cock. Polishing his 'sword' with their tongues as it were with their spit and drool... dripping off his shaft onto the furs of the bed.
"Raven-haired wenches are good to Krom... service Krom more." His heavy hands grabbed the backs of their heads and firmly pushed them around his cock. Noisily slurping and smearing their lipstick along his shaft as he began rocking his hips back and forth, sliding his girth between them and their quivering lips. Felt their tongues dancing on the sides of his shaft as pre-cum oozed from the tip, wet slurps echoing around the elaborately designed room.
He symmetrically pushed and pulled them up his shaft, before alternating them, gliding Wonder Girl to the base and Zatanna to the tip, and vice versa... grunting and moaning before he yanked Wonder Girl away. "Bwah!" she gasped, as Zatanna suddenly found her throat filled with cock.
"Mmngh!" she moaned, clawing at his muscled ass as he focused solely on her, jerking her face up and down into his lap as Wonder Girl took the opportunity to strip... which was a good call. The 'barbarian' was liable to tear her costume off and she didn't want that to come out of her paycheck. Wriggling out of her suit as Zatanna's throat made satisfying 'gawk-gawk' sounds, knocking her hat off her head as Howard the Barbarian soon yanked her off. She gasped, her eyes rolling dizzyingly in their sockets before he threw her onto the bed. Looming over her before swinging his cock towards Wonder Girl and smacking her face as she quickly took him into her mouth.
"GUCK! GUCK! GUCK!!" impaling her face on his spear as Zatanna recovered... and followed her example, stripping out of her much more complicated costume as her breasts bounced free of their bindings.
Howard the Barbarian seemed to SENSE the release of Zatanna's big tits, a sign of fertility, ripping his cock suddenly from Wonder Girl's throat, resting it on her face as she gasped erotically for breath, extending her tongue and pressing them against his heavy ball sack as he grabbed Zatanna.
"EEP!" and tossed her easily onto her back on the fur bed. He grabbed her waist and yanked her towards him, her legs spread around him as his cock rested on her body.
"Whore good for breeding! Will sire many heirs for KROM!"
"Oh fuuuu-cK!" Zatanna squealed as Howard the Barbarian promptly buried his cock into Zatanna and pounded away. "E-ee! Ooooh!!" howling under him as he jackhammer her body, grabbing onto her big geek girl breasts, he suddenly dropped onto her. Ramming balls deep into her body. "Ugh! Haah! AUGH!! Oh! Oh! OOOH!!" Wonder Girl wiped her mouth with the back of her hand, rubbing away drool after her intense throat fucking... unsure of what to do as Zatanna's body slid up the bed with each forceful slam against her body. Her legs stretched out behind him with her toes curling. "Haaah!!"
"NNNgh!!" Howard the Barbarian grabbed onto her hair, "OWW!" she hissed softly, as he manhandled her. "FUCK-FUCK! FUCK!!" she squealed, shaking in orgasm as Howard the Barbarian roared in primal fury. Ramming into Zatanna's body, feeling her clinging to his shaft as she orgasmed despite his rough treatment. "Aaaah!!"
"MMN! Whore good." He declared, pumping his cum into her. His cock shuddered, as he sprayed her insides, his hips pulling out, and slamming into her again and again until he finished. "MMN! Tight and fertile!" He pulled out of her body, Zatanna's body shaking as she bit her lower lip.
"MMmnn-oooh fuck..." she hissed softly, as he crawled over to the edge of his bed, grabbing Wonder Girl by the hair and easily dragging her over his lap, slamming her face against his wet erect cock, smelling distinctly of Zatanna's pussy as he guided his cock towards Wonder Girl's lips and pushed her head onto his cock.
"Mmgh!" sliding to the base of his shaft, up and down, he soon let go of her head.
"Serve Krom!" he ordered, "MMn!" smacking her ass cheeks, squeezing her shapely rear as she moaned around his cock. "Sturdy Whore! Good for mating!"
"GUCK. GUCK! GUCK..." Wonder Girl's head plunged onto his cock, her lips massaging his length as her tongue salivated on his shaft. Feeling his thick fingers probing into her pussy, spreading her moistened hole, "Ah!" she gasped suddenly, moaning as Howard the Barbarian yanked her head off his cock and dragged her across his lap.
"MMN! Wet..." he yanked her upright and sat her on his lap, his cock between her legs as he grabbed her waist and began to slid her up and down on his cock, sliding between her legs until he pushed into her pussy.
"AH! HA! HAah! DADDY!" she squeaked as Zatanna laughed, rolling over and pushing herself up. Letting her tits wobble beneath her as Howard the Barbarian bounced Wonder Girl easily on his lap.
"Krom would not breed his daughter!" he declared as Zatanna snorted, but Wonder Girl squealed loudly as he bounced her on his lap harder and faster, her big breasts springing up and down wildly. Howard the Barbarian onto his lap she shuddered in pleasure. His big hands reached up to squeeze her breasts as she moaned, wriggling on his lap. Zatanna had grabbed her hat, and put it back onto her head.
"Ah!" Wonder Girl fell forward, stopping herself before hitting the floor by stretching out her arms. "AH! Ah! AH!!" Howard the Barbarian standing up and pushing her forward before pounding away at her body. "AH! AH! AH! Aaahhh!!" her legs shaking like jello before she fell onto the floor, still quivering in orgasm. Her eyes rolled up into her head as Howard's cock throbbed, now cold from lack of pussy before finding a fresh one.
"Ah come on-AH!" gasped Zatanna, he yanked her off the bed before sitting back down, burying his hairless face into her big breasts before making her straddle his lap, grabbing her, and slamming her down on his cock. "Oh! Ooh! Oooh!!" moaning as she bounced on his lap. Wonder Girl slowly recovered as Zatanna distracted Howard the Barbarian with her pussy, and her tits... "Ugh! AH! AH!!" Her body shook as his cock stretched her already gooey insides. Her ass wobbling on his lap. Howard the Barbarian slammed her down on his lap and spanked her. "Ah!" she gasped, shaking on his girth as he stood up and grabbed Wonder Girl, dragging her back to the bed and between her legs.
On her hands and knees, he pulled her to his balls, her face against Zatanna's butt before she started bouncing up again. "AH! Ah!" Wonder Girl taking a faceful of Zatanna ass as she sucked on his balls.
WHAP WHAP WHAP
Wonder Girl didn't even flinch as Zatanna's sexy ass kept slapping against Wonder Girl's face. Howard the Barbarian soon went from her waist to grab Zatanna's ass cheeks, furiously pumping up into her as she howled in pleasure, riding on his cock oozing arousal down his cock as he grunted and slobbered between her big breasts. "Oh! Oh! Oh! I'm gonna! CUM!!" Zatanna shrieked her orgasm as Howard the Barbarian stood up and buried his cock into Zatanna's body. "Ooooo-aaah! EEH!" she was tossed suddenly onto the bed, face down and ass up, twitching on the furs as he yanked his balls out of Wonder Girl's mouth before hauling her up from the floor.
Throwing Wonder Girl easily beside Zatanna. On her back her legs were spread as he loomed over her, then slamming deep into her as he began fucking away. "Haah! Ah! Aaah!!" he pinned her down with his bulk, plowing roughly into her body as her muscles tensed up, her hips instinctively pushing up into his thrusts as she howled. "Oh! OOoh GOD... DADDY! MMgh!"
"Krom would not breed his daughter! Whore is not Krom's daughter!" he rammed harder into her, faster, rougher. "Take Krom's seed! Sire Krom's heirs!"
"Ah! AH! AH! Ah! AAAGGH!!" Wonder Girl shuddered as Howard the Barbarian stopped his ravaging mating press, pumping his hot Barbarian load into her body. His muscular frame glued to her sweaty body, her insides clinging to his throbbing cock as he continued unloading his heirs into her.
"Good Whore! Good for mating! Sire Krom's Heirs!!" he growled as Zatanna slowly recovered grabbing onto her hat again, and putting it onto her head as Howard the Barbarian finished pumping Wonder Girl full, pulling out of her and grabbing a fistful of Zatanna's ass again.
"Ah!" he hauled her up from the bed and threw her against the wall, grabbing her wrists and stretching them up over her head before pushing his cock back into her pussy. "Eeh! Aah!! AH! AH!!" Fucking her like a slave girl chained to his wall, ramming up into her body. Watching her big breasts bounce up and down before burying his face back into them, licking and drooling on her tit-flesh
"You will feed many of Krom's heirs!" he declared letting go of her wrists and grabbing onto her breasts.
"Oh! Haah! Ah!!" Slowly lifted up the wall, her legs wrapping around his waist. "Ngnh! AH! Ahhh!!" shaking again in orgasm as he buried himself into her. "Nnngh!" her toes scrapped his muscular thighs as he pulled her from the wall. "AH! AH! Ha!" she bounced on his hips as he grabbed her ass again. "Ah! AH! Ooooh!!"
"Raaaagh!!" he roared his orgasm, pumping Zatanna full of his cum again.
"Oooooh!!" Zatanna shuddered on his cock as he threw her back on the bed and took Wonder Girl by the legs.
"Uugh..." dragging her towards him over the furs, rolling her over onto her toned stomach before promptly slamming into her once more. "Mmgh! MMngh! MMGH!!" biting down on the furs as he jackhammered into her again from behind. Fucking her prone as she shuddered under his rough thrusts. His arm were like pillars of stone slamming around her and pumping away at her body.
Howard the Barbarian roared like a horny lion, the bed shaking under his thrusts into Wonder Girl before dropping fully onto her body. WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM! Roaring again directly into her ear as she howled another orgasm into the furs as Howard dropped onto her body and filled her again. Howard the Barbarian growled into Wonder Girl's ear as she twitched, moaning submissively into the furs. Feeling his cock still bulging inside her as Zatanna sat up again. Grabbing her hat, and putting it on...
Some might think it was insane, and others would consider it a dedication to her craft. "Alright then. How are we doing?" she asked however what Howard the Barbarian heard was 'Howard'. Which... was apparently the wrong thing to say.
"KROM is KROM!" he declared dramatically. Before grabbing Zatanna and Wonder Girl by the hair, dragging them caveman style to the floor. "Whores service Krom!" he ordered once again, pushing them together around his cock, smearing their fluids on their faces, feeling their tongues and lips again 'desperately' licking his cock. Sliding their heads up and down on his shaft until he was good and hard once more before grabbing Zatanna's big tits and slapping his 'sword' on them with wet smacks, then sliding between them.
"Ah... AH..." She gazed up at him as his cock slid in and out of her tits, her own hands pushing them together as he continued to titty fuck her. Before grabbing Wonder Girl and forcing her onto his sliding cock as it poked Zatanna's chin. He held their heads, furiously slapping into Zatanna's wobbling breasts, her tight grip on his slipper shaft along with Wonder Girl's tongue sliding along it made him throb, roaring in pleasure as he forced them to kiss sloppily, grunting his oncoming release before shooting a rope a thick cream onto half of Zatanna's face before ripping out of her cleavage, and pouring the rest of his thick ropes onto her big tits, and a last final rope onto Wonder Girl's face before shoving the glamorous Wonder Girl's face into Zatanna's sticky tits.
"Mmgn!" Smearing her face and dick cream onto Zatanna's chest and vice versa as Howard the Barbarian slapped his cock on Zatanna's sweaty face, opening her mouth and forcing his cock in between her lips as they clung together in a sweaty, sticky pile of lustful musk.
"Fine whores." He moaned, sliding Zatanna's sticky lips down his cock, before throwing her off. "Entertain Krom! Dance whores! Dance for Krom!" he said, sitting like a king on his throne on the bed as the two girls hesitated.
"Oh come on." Zatanna moaned, but got up with Wonder Girl and began swaying their hips, jiggling and bouncing as Zatanna channeled Planet Battle Slave girl energy, Wonder Girl just wiggled and bounced about as Krom viewed their sticky bodies with interest, his cock slowly rising up again. Zatanna waved her arms about and shimmied her chest as Wonder Girl wiggled her ass at Howard the Barbarian who gripped his sword and stood up.
"Ah!" grabbing Zatanna and throwing her back onto the bed of furs, grabbing her ass cheeks and stretching them open before giving her a surprise anal banging. "OH SHIT!!" she hissed as Howard the Barbarian stretched her ass out. "Ah! Ah! AH! NGH!! Oooh!!" she grunted as he pushed her face down into the furs and kept jackhammering her ass cheeks. Grunting and snarling like an animal, as Wonder Girl got up behind him. "Ooh! OH! OOOHO!!" Zatanna howled and Wonder Girl got her footing...
This wasn't working... so.
Howard the Barbarian slammed up into Zatanna's ass and promptly willed it with his seed, grabbing Zatanna's hair and yanking it back as he dominated her body and forced her through an anal orgasm as he arched his back and stood up straight. "GUCK!" suddenly Wonder Girl was on his back, and putting him into a sleeper hold. "ARAGH!" she garbled, ripping out of Zatanna's ass and shot the last of his load across her back. "ARGH!"
"Holy shit what are you doing? Oh fuck!" Zatanna tried to stand up but post anal orgasm by big dick barbarian wasn't helping her legs oh her coordination she flopped to the floor.
Howard the Barbarian stumbled about the room, clawing at Wonder Girl's arms as he leaped up and dropped onto the bed on top of her. "Kr-KROM..." he gargled, but his eyes rolled up into his head, and he went limp. Wonder Girl let go and pushed him off her body with her legs. He stood upright for just a second before flopping onto the floor and on his face.
"Oh my GOD did you kill him?! Did you kill Howard C. Roberts?! I will NEVER forgive you!" Zatanna whimpered, standing up. "Oh my god."
"I didn't kill him I put him in a sleeper hold... Luke "Rock-a-bye" Ryback taught it to me."
"Uuuugh..." groaned Howard the Barbarian. "Ow... what happened? Why is my nose bleeding?"
"Oh thank GOD you didn't kill him." Zatanna sighed but frowned as Howard continued speaking, he went from rough voice barbarian to upper-class writer, and it was a little jarring.
"Oh no... did I go full barbarian again?" he asked rather sheepishly, "I am so sorry. I've been a little stressed lately to get a new novel out..."
"No-no... this is our job..." mumbled Zatanna. "We're Superbabes. We relieve stress..." She frowned, "...Wow it's like night and day with you huh. That is very jarring."
"Could I trouble you to find my glasses please?" he mumbled, "If I know Cyril they should be under the bed or in the treasure chest." He said as Zatanna blinked at him, but then noticed a treasure chest, opening it up to find fake gold coins as Wonder Girl slipped off the bed and found a small glasses box.
"This?" she asked as he took them.
"Yes! Thank you..." he put them on. "Um...so sorry about this." He repeated, "Please follow me to the bathroom so you may clean up. I'll have Cyril tend to you."
"Sorry I had to put you in a choke hold." Noted Wonder Girl apologetically. "You seem like a nice guy." She said as she and Zatanna grabbed their clothes. "...And apparently make your nose bleed."
"Oh. No. Please. It's perfectly understandable... I believe the last time Cyril procured the Services of Superbabes that very attractive redhead almost drowned me..." they stared at him. "Please. Follow me." He said as he led them out of the basement room... he then pointed to a door on the first floor. "Help yourself in there. I'll inform Cyril of my returned state." He said, walking that muscular body of his up the stairs as the cum covered girls went into the bathroom.
"...Man." Mumbled Zatanna a little dejectedly. "Here I was hoping he'd be Krom the Barbarian all the time." She mumbled as Wonder Girl blinked at her.
"You WANTED him to go Krom the Barbarian on your ass?"
"...You do realize that me dressing up and cosplaying is one of my kinks right?" she replied, "I've banged a half-orc before." She noted proudly, "AND a bunch of guys in Storm Soldier armor from Planet Battle. "Dnd kink play is kinda my jam... but I do have to be careful." She noted, getting into the provided shower first. "I remember this one con I spent like the WHOLE DAY hitting on this dwarf? Turned out he was actually just a short 15 year old..." Wonder Girl laughed as Zatanna shrugged.
"How did that work out?"
"Oh I let him keep calling me his hot elf girlfriend for the rest of the con, I did kind of ask for it. How about you? Any weird kinks?"
"You do realize I called Howard 'Daddy' twice right? That was an involuntary reaction to getting plowed by a big muscled man." She noted, "...I have issues."
"We're SUperbabes we all have issues." Zatanna replied, hosing herself off. "Want to get in here with me or just stand there and watch?"
"I suppose we should save some time." Wonder Girl replied, getting into the shower with Zatanna and scrubbing each other down. Giving Cyril the butler a full blast of sexy superbabes Shower action once he entered holding their payment.
"Oh my." The old butler mumbled as Wonder Girl and Zatanna finished up, slowly getting out of the shower as he handed them towels. "Thank you... For your service." He said, adding the latter quickly.
"Yeah. No problem." Mumbled Zatanna as she took the money and stuffed it into her hat, tapping it onto her head. "Happy to help." Wonder girl dressed first before patting Cyril on the shoulder as she passed him.
"...You might want to have a doctor check him out. I did apply a sleeper hold." She noted as Cyril stopped staring at Zatanna packing her breasts into her costume long enough to ask-
"What?!"
"What? The guy was out of control. It was just a precaution." Wonder Girl noted, "Considering what he did to me and her, that was the least invasive thing I could've done."
"She's right." Zatanna smiled prettily at Cyril, fresh, clean, and dressed in her costume again. "I've seen her kick SERIOUS ass at the gym. "She's probably more of a barbarian than Mr. Roberts is." She joked as Wonder Girl glared at Zatanna.
"What? I am not a barbarian."
"We'll you're definitely a melee fighter of some sort." Zatanna replied, now ignoring Cyril and heading to the front door. "Order again!" she replied quickly, "You should play DnD with me. You'd be great, how are your dice rolls?"
"What kind of question is that?" Wonder Girl laughed as they headed back to the car, and back to Superbabes.
Time: 10:22 PM. Place: Gotham (Superbabes)
"Actually, now that I think about it." Zatanna declared, walking into the lounge with Wonder Girl. "Who do you think would win in a fight? You or Xue?" she asked as Wonder Girl blinked.
"No idea. Are we serious or are we like doing an exhibition match for charity or something?"
"If there is any fighting between Helena and Xue, it will be in bikinis and we will CHARGE through the nose for it." Orders declared with finality.
"...Are we going to fight?" asked Xue on the massage table. "...Because... I am not feeling it right now." Before moaning longingly in Russian. "Oh my god..." under Hector's amazing hands.
"What did I just say? Charging and Bikinis..." Orders replied firmly. "Also perhaps mud will be involved. Isabella." She added as Izzy took off her hat, and produced the money like a magic trick. One that Orders REALLY liked. "Thank you." She noted, already giving them their cut.
"...You really thought about that before?" Izzy asked uncertainly as Orders went back to her sudoku, her purple eyes flashing.
"Having girls who know how to defend themselves comes in handy."
"Yeah, you never know when you'll end up ordered by a stressed out writer in a fugue state." Izzy replied, "Maybe next time send Kathy, she could use the experience..."
"I'll send her with Xue." Noted Orders bluntly, "...To pry him off Kathy when he's done with her."
"...How about me?" asked Helen jokingly but Orders glared at her.
"I could also send you. I have plenty of options." She glanced over at Xue on the massage table. "Xue. Off..."
"Da..." groaned Xue, "Spasibo." She wobbled on her feet. "That's better than sex." She mumbled as Izzy quickly took her place on the table.
"Dibs!" she declared tossing her hat nearby only for Helen to rest her hand on Izzy's ass. "EEP!" she squeaked adorably.
"...Izzy. You do understand what I could do to you... right?" she teased as Izzy frowned.
"...Spoil sport." She got up, and tossed her hat back on. "But now you have to play DnD with me."
"What? No I don't." replied Helen lying down as Orders accurately declared.
"Yes, you do." She ordered as Izzy grinned at her.
"...Fine..." Helen replied exasperatedly before moaning under Hector the Masseuse's hands. "...Worth it."
End
Howard the Barbarian Returns! Last seen in Giganta #5