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Early that morning. Way early.
VRR-VRR!! VRRRRRRRRRR!!!
Yellow Lantern's daisy yellow bike roared around the corner ahead of Malcolm McGee and One of the 'Jerk' brothers speeding down the straightway for the final lap as the spectators in the 'abandoned' old Gotham apartments cheered and hooted.
Tello Jerk took a swing at her engine with what looked to be a wrench, she couldn't tell, but she easily swerved away in front of Malcolm McGee as he spun out. He cursed furiously at her but it went unheard over the roar of the passing bikes bringing up the rear.
She was in the zone now, everything was just a blur in her helmet. Focused. Solely. On. Driving-FUCK!
She swerved just in time to avoid a massive hauling truck pulling out in an intersection. It stopped just in time as she sped past feeling the 'WHOOSH' on her legs of the engine exhaust as a woman driver with punk purple and blue hair leaned out of the window to yell at her.
"WATCH WHERE YOU'RE DRIVING!" only for her cries to be drowned out by distance AND the other bikes.
VRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
She had focused once again, Tello Jerk was pulling behind her… but it was too late. Her bike crossed the 'finish line' marked off by a pair of concrete blockers as she stopped her bike easily and raised her hands triumphantly.
The race organizer with his distinct 'Sticking up' hairstyle and flanked by neon dressed Ho's approached her, casually slipping her the prize-money for the race and waving her off as she began counting her winnings before Tello Jerk could angrily throw his helmet at her.
She had to get home and get some sleep. Before A: the cops show up. And B: Because she had a late shift for Orders… driving back the way she came the truck she almost hit earlier was still there with a wrecked bike next to the rig. Looking vaguely furious with her well-built body and blue punk hair as she glared down the angry 'Rich boy'. That's what he was known as around the circle. A rich, wannabe white gangster…
Very nineties but a gimmick is a gimmick.
"What chu going to do to pay me for this!?" he shrieked as Yellow Lantern passed… she wasn't sure what the verbal answer was but being beaten to the street with his own helmet by the trucker was the physical answer. It was late, the adrenaline was wearing off. So Yellow Lantern and her motorcycle leather-clad body sped off quickly just as the red and blue lights started to flash…
Later that evening
Yellow Lantern yawned sleepily as she sat down on the couch with a make-up magazine reading Black Canary. There were 'too many' girls on the floor right now, so there was no point fiscally in joining them. Orders' pen absently tapped at her crosswords today, and deliveries seemed to be slow… however just as Yellow Lantern was about to pick a random magazine from the table… an ungodly wail of pain and anguish echoed from the parking lot.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-OOOOOOOOOOOOO-oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!"
Everyone jumped, even Orders was surprised as Alice suddenly ran in from the back door, wearing a skull T-shirt over her big goth girl tits, tight jean shorts showing off her shapely legs, and looking… concerned, her porcelain complexion a little redder in the face showing how fast she ran.
"What in Lori's Blue Bombax was that?" Orders hissed angrily standing up. Livewire curiously stuck her head in the doorway of the floor, unsure if she should be offended, but quickly moved on with a distracted wave of Orders' hand. Black Canary recovered first from the shock with a smug grin and a snarky-
"Don't you know every-OW! Damn it!" she grumbled as Orders accurately hit her between the eyes with an apparently hidden plushie. "How?!"
Orders ignored Black Canary as Alice sighed reluctantly and cleared her throat looking right into Orders' eyes. A sure sign that she had to deliver bad news to her boss. "That, Orders, is what I, unfortunately, have to call the Veronica Wail of Deep Depression…" she said it like a documentarian studying a highly rare animal…
"The what?" Orders asked as Veronica herself, wearing a miniskirt, heels and a loose t-shirt slunk in. Before promptly dropping to her knees and falling face-first onto the floor very dramatically. She didn't even have her ass in the air just in case somebody wanted to take advantage of her face-down and ass-up…
"Noooooooooooo…" she whimpered depressingly with far weaker effect as Orders rolled her purple eyes to the heavens and sighed deeply.
"…What's wrong with her?" she reluctantly asked.
"…One of her favorite pornstars just announced her retirement." Alice said with complete and unquestioned seriousness.
"Oh Gods fucking damn it, what is wrong with you!? Get up!" Orders ordered as Veronica just moaned. "…I'm not going to be able to work with her like this, am I?"
"Orders fix it…" whined Veronica sadly as Orders rubbed her temples.
"Can't I just-I don't know… throw her into a frat house?!" Orders asked irately as Alice slowly shook her head.
"You don't get it Orders, the last time she was this depressed she didn't have sex for a WEEK." And just in case the shocked look on Orders' face meant that somehow she blocked out that piece of news, Alice 'helpfully' clarified by repeating herself. "VERONICA. DID NOT. HAVE SEX FOR A WEEK…"
The true knowledge of this fact sunk into Orders' brain like a quagmire.
"Then what do we do?" she asked while gesturing to Yellow Lantern and Black Canary and adding in stride. "Get her off the floor, it hasn't been cleaned yet." The two girls grabbed a limp noodle arm of the beautiful redhead each, and hauled her to her feet.
"…Honestly?" Alice hesitated. "Send her home. She'll need ice cream, stuffed animals, and movies with puppies. Preferably ones that talk. It might hasten her healing process." Alice added as Veronica, unwilling to stand up on her own power, was leaned against the wall.
"…Excuse me for just one moment." Orders then brushed down her suit, walked into her office and shut the door. Unlike Veronica's wail, Orders' scream of frustration wasn't as startling or unsurprising to the rest of the girls. It was completely expected, so the girls politely ignored it as she came back out. "Alice, take her home. KEEP her there until… I don't know, she starts wanting 'free pizza' again." she grumbled irately. The phone started to ring as Orders' eyes flashed, she glared at it in frustration before glancing at Black Canary and Yellow Lantern. Clenching her teeth then marched to the phone.
Time: 9:12 PM. Place: Gotham (Superbabes)
Ring-Click.
"Starfire's unavailable."
"How did?...-Oh what the FUCK!? Come on! I've had to wait a fucking month for this, and I need to de-stress!"
"Order food or get a lot lizard I'm not in the mood."
"Well… I don't know who do you recommend? I don't care to look."
"…Yellow Lantern."
"Fine. Her then and the meal or whatever… please."
"Fine you know the routine. 60 minutes, Cops, payment, etcetera. I know your name, now tell me where you are."
Meanwhile.
Orders slammed the phone back onto its holder, tearing off the receipt and walking to Yellow Lantern pushing it against her chest right between her breasts held snuggly by her uniform where it impressively stayed before returning her attention to Veronica and Alice. "Take her home. Stuff her with whatever creams will get her functioning again. Yellow Lantern take your food and get going."
The food slid across the counter as Yellow Lantern pulled the receipt from her suit, eyeing it curiously before going to get the food. She hefted it up, grabbed her helmet from where it was over Veronica's head (through the comically placed metaphorical storm cloud) on the hooks, and walked outside to her Bright Daisy Yellow motorcycle, securing the food, then swinging her leg over the leather seat.
She saw Alice and Black Canary dragging a boneless Veronica to Alice's car and tossing her into the backseat before she revved up her bike and roared off into Gotham.
She used to race all the time in the Gotham outskirts, but they were the 'minor leagues' of the underground race scene. The Gotham PD hardly ever come out this far unless they have to for sting operations or more darkly, bribe pickups, so it was perfect for racing of legal and illegal varieties.
The Motels had all sorts of visitors, out-of-towners, out-of-lucks, criminals, cops, hookers, johns… kicked out husbands, runaway wives, vacationing Atlanteans, the list was endless… the motel she was heading to however was clearly a very long-haul trucker centric location. Half a dozen eighteen-wheelers without trailers filled the lot… her daisy yellow bike was heavily out of place as she sped into it and parked on the curb…
The motel didn't have a name or a sign that worked properly except for the 'no vacancy' part, currently the 'no' part was off. Plenty of rooms to fill despite the 6 big rigs… She locked her bike, secured her helmet and the food swung from her hand as she checked the receipt… there were 10 rooms total on 2 floors, an empty and very closed pool behind the building, and a bored Proprietor watching some sort of old western on a TV smaller than the chair it rested on…
Yellow Lantern had a great body there was no arguing that, but it was the little moments that confirmed it when the Proprietor not only looked up to eye her walking by but actually moved to keep watching. For a woman that didn't have the figure of other Superbabes like The Mighty Endowed, Power Girl, Black Canary and so forth it was nice to be appreciated…
She walked up the stairs, to the second floor. Counting the rooms as only half of them had numbers but it was easy to figure out which was which… passing 203 and seeing 206 she was quite capable of doing the math and walked back to the obvious room 204. She pulled her zipper lower on her suit, exposing her navel before stuffing the receipt back into the bag and raising her fist to knock hard.
"Superbabes."
Time: 9:41 PM. Place: Gotham Outskirts (Unknown motel Room 204)
"Special Delivery Service."
There was a brief moment of quiet before the door swung up and she gazed at the woman before her, somewhat surprised. She didn't expect a woman… when your clientele is 99% horny guys you never expect a woman.
She had a fit body, muscular arms displayed by a punk-rocker tank top and purple and blue hair… wait… Hasn't she seen this woman before? She sniffed irately chewing on a piece of jerky before tossing her short hair into the motel room. "Get in." she said firmly as Yellow Lantern walked into the dry bones room. Bed, TV, enough for the night…
"I was hoping for Red but whatever you'll do. Name's Chloe and I'm having a bad day." She said, immediately taking off her tank top revealing her toned upper body, and tossing it aside before fidgeting with her belt. "I hope your good at head, because I need my dick sucked…"
"Wait, what?" as the statement of a woman getting her 'dick sucked' registered the ACTUAL dick on the woman before she got a real close look. Pulled to her knees as the food dropped to the floor, the big dick tucker girl slapped her girthy throbbing cock into Yellow Lantern's still slightly surprised face. "Wha-MMNGH!!"
She can't say it wasn't the first time she was pulled balls deep on a big dick with no warning… figuratively and literally, but it was her first dick girl… "MMgn… that's a throat…" she sneered eagerly, feeling Yellow Lantern gag on her girth as her throat stretched on Chloe's cock.
"MGh! GUCK!... GUCK!!" gagged Yellow Lantern, resting her hands on Chloe's thighs as her eyes watered and rolled up into her head. Her lower body squirmed uncomfortably as Chloe rolled her hips, making her cock churn before pulling her hips back and slamming abruptly against Yellow Lantern's face. "MGh! BLumngh! MNGH!! MMGH!!! BWAAH!" she gasped, breathing heavily as Chloe's twitching cock almost dragged out her tonsils as she pulled it free. "Fuck-MMGH!"
Annnnd right back in.
"MGMh! MGNh! mNGh!! MNGH!!"
…Hate fucking was hit or miss with Yellow Lantern. Sometimes it was fun, sometimes it wasn't…
"MMNGH!-uuhgggh-!"
Judging from her lower body's erotic shaking she was having a little fun.
"Mgh! Mgh! Mgh! Mgh! MMNNGH!!!?" she squirmed as Chloe held Yellow Lantern's head to the base of her cock and released. Her legs tensing as she snarled.
"MMN! Uuugh-SHIT… that's it… suuuuuck it out…"
"Mmng… mnngh!" Yellow Lantern twitched, feeling Chloe's warmth flow down her pulsing throat directly into her stomach. "MGH!!" Yellow Lantern fell ungracefully onto her ass as Chloe rushed forward pushing the back of Yellow Lantern's head against the double-bed.
"FUCK. I. NEEDED. THIS…" she snarled, thrusting her hips against Yellow Lantern's face as she lied mostly on the couch, her legs bowlegged over Yellow Lantern and thrusting down. She buried her cock into her throat, growling as she wiggled her hips… before yanking her cock from Yellow Lantern's mouth. "Mnn!"
"COUGH!" saliva and mucus burst from Yellow Lantern's mouth like she just came up for air, she dazedly swung her head forward, her eyes rolling blearily as her body shuddered… fluid dibbled down between her breasts as Chloe lightly slapped Yellow Lantern's face with her cock.
"Ooooh I missed that look…" grinned Chloe almost evilly as Yellow Lantern blinked blearily up at her. "I can't get enough of a good fucked face…" her cock swing harder and harder at Yellow Lantern's face. she opened her mouth in response hanging out her tongue as Chloe rubbed her oozy tip on her tongue. "Pretty bitch like you has a good one." looking into Yellow Lantern's unique yellow eyes she hissed through her teeth as she slowly pushed her cock in just enough to tap the back of her throat.
"AHhh…" Yellow Lantern spluttered once she hit her uvula, like pushing a button. "You definitely know-" she wrapped her hand around Yellow Lantern's head, pulling her forward and making her crawl on her hands and knees like Chloe's cock was the leash and her mouth was the collar. "How to suck on a dick." she dragged Yellow Lantern around and sat on the middle of the bed, "Mmn…" spreading her legs apart, "get back to it…. mmn and make sure you look me in the EYES." She moaned as Yellow Lantern's head began to bob up and down slowly. "So you know what a good bitch you are… ahhh shit… you bitches are something else!"
"MMng… mng-mmn-mmn-mmn-mmn!"
"Other sluts in other cities its all about the cash. I respect that. But you girls… MGN… you love your work. Don't fucking stop…" she declared, sighing contentedly. Her hand resting in Yellow Lantern's short black hair as she gazed down at her black and yellow-suited body. Her cock twitched in Yellow Lantern's mouth. "Mmmn. MMMn."
"MMngmm-mmmn…" sliding up and down and keeping her yellow eyes on Chloe as instructed. Twisting her head up allowing her tongue to squirm around against her shaft as she felt Chloe's powerful fingers clench around her head before she let go.
"Working that tongue like you like the taste… do you like the taste of dick?"
"MMngh-MMnwaha…" she gasped as she was forcibly removed with a wet slurp. "Haah…" she shuddered briefly, panting on Chloe's twitching tip. "I like the taste of dick." she moaned as Chloe rubbed her cock against Yellow lantern's face. "Ahh…" running her tongue along it as it slid against her nose and over her eye.
"I could bust my nut in your mouth all night but I'm going to get in your tighter holes…" she whapped Yellow Lantern's face with her cock twice. "Get out of that suit." She ordered, letting her cock rest on Yellow Lantern's face as she unzipped her suit and pulled it apart.
It slid off her shoulders as she pushed it to her waist, then stood up. Chloe's dick sliding down her skin between her breasts and stomach as she pushed it down to her thighs then if fell to the carpet. "MMn… now that's a body-" she stroked herself, smearing Yellow Lantern's saliva firmly into her skin "-that needs a good fuck… you ready to get fucked?"
"I'm ready to get fucked." She felt Chloe's cock slid between her thighs as the big dick girl trucker grabbed her face and pulled her forward. Slowly worming her hips back and forth between Yellow Lantern's thighs and rubbing up against her moistening crotch as Chloe grabbed her hips.
"Say it like you fucking mean it. Your pussy does…" her tongue slid out and ran over Yellow Lantern's lips as her mouth opened in a low moan. "Mmgnh!" shoving her tongue in so fast she almost knocked a few teeth out Chloe quickly pulled away as Yellow Lantern moaned.
"I'm ready to get fucked…" her body shaking as Chloe planted her feet apart, bent down slightly and slipped her arms through Yellow Lantern's legs before lifting her up from the floor. "Ahh!" Chloe adjusted her footing as her cock slapped between Yellow Lantern's ass cheeks, her fingers interlocked around Yellow Lantern's back as the Superbabe's legs hung over her arms and lifted her up high enough to press her tip to her tight moist pussy. "OH! SHIT!" gasped Yellow Lantern.
Chloe yanked her down, slammed her hips against her and sent her back up again only to repeat "I'll use you hard!" she snarled, "I've been practicing!" she laughed, slamming into her again and again as her grip tightened around Yellow Lantern's waist. "Haah! Aah! Uugh! Goddess you're fucking TIGHT!" clenching her teeth as Yellow Lantern howled erotically, her insides clinging tightly to Chloe's cock.
"Aah! Shit! Ahh! You're fucking me so haaard!" she squealed as she came, shaking on Chloe's constant standing fuck, gravity and raw lust doing its best work as her hips smacked hard against the Superbabe. Yellow Lantern's arousal dripping down Chloe's rampaging cock and thighs as the loud wet smack of hips echoed around the motel room. Yellow Lantern's arms, trapped between her and Chloe's body squirmed wildly as her toes curled and she came again. "Haaarrgh!! NGH!!" shaking as Chloe's cock slammed awkwardly into her…
"AHagh! Aarh you fucking! BITCH! NNGH!! HAaah…" planting her cock into Yellow Lantern, her body tensing up like a statue. "Uuugh!!" pumping Yellow Lantern full of hot jizz before suddenly yanking her off her cock. "Haah…" cum oozed out of her tip and Yellow Lantern's quivering pussy as both panted for breath. "Ha-ha-ha… how was that?" she growled greedily as Yellow Lantern moaned.
"Fuck meee…" she whimpered breathlessly as Chloe's cock rose up and slapped lightly at her ass cheeks as she shuddered in surprise. "Fuck…" Chloe lifted her up again, and pushed back into her pussy groaning eagerly before duck walking forward and slamming her against the wall. "Ah! AHhgh! Aah SHIT!! UGH!! Aaah! Aaah!!"
Chloe rammed her hard against the wall like a battering ram, pinning her to the cheap wallpaper with her cock as she slid her arms up Yellow Lantern's back and grabbed the back of her short hair. "HAargh! AAGH!! GNNGH!!" yanking it back as she gazed at the ceiling, tightening around Chloe's pumping meat as the big dick trucker girl licked her sweaty sticky breasts up to her neck and sucked on it.
"I love the taste of a WELL!" WHAM. "FUCKED!" WHAM! "WHORE!" she buried her cock into Yellow Lantern, shaking against her tight body as she sucked in air through her teeth. "Fuck you tight bitch! Fuck give me more! More!"
Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!
"Aaagh! Aahh! Aaahhhngh!!" sliding up the wall, squirming helplessly as her brain shut down. "Gh! Ugh! Ugh! Uggh!! Aah-AAGH!! I'm! Gonna cum!!" she shrieked as Chloe roared angrily, ramming away rapidly.
"That's! So fucking! HOT!! You!! YOOOU!! NNGH!!!"
"Shut the fuck up in there!" banged the wall but the two pushed back against each other as Chloe planted her cock into Yellow Lantern and hissed, spraying her cum once again into her taut body as she sighed.
"Drain my balls you whore…" she hissed forcefully kissing Yellow Lantern as she shuddered and moaned against the big dick girl trucker as the wall she was being fucked against banged again. "Goddess you were MADE for fucking! I-" she suddenly growled and ripped her cock out of Yellow Lantern…
Ungracefully she fell to the floor again, "Stay right fucking there!" she snarled then walked over to the corner of the room and grabbed a motorcycle helmet… a familiar one, and naked she threw open the door… Yellow Lantern took the opportunity to catch her breath as he heard a loud banging next door.
"What bitch!? I- Argh! Aah! Ahh!" his cries of distress echoing out of the room.
"I'm trying! To get! LAID! HERE! FUCKER!" strained Chloe. "FUCK!" the strained grunts stopped as Chloe returned to the entrance to her motel room. "Quit fucking bitching I'm almost done!" she tossed the familiar helmet into the room. "Fucking asshole!" she grumbled as she approached Yellow Lantern. Her cock rising back up and rigidly pointing at Yellow Lantern's lips as she leaned forward and began slurping the tip. "MMngh!"
"Mmgn-mmn-mmn…" Chloe sliding her tip in and out of her mouth before pulling away.
"Mmn… come here." She grabbed Yellow Lantern's arm and pulled her from the floor, half-dragging her towards the bathroom. "This skank I hooked up with in Coast City did this thing she called 'Milking'." She grinned as she walked into the bathtub, making Yellow Lantern kneel down at one end before facing the wall and bending over. Her ass cheeks spread displaying ass and pussy, so that answered one of Yellow Lantern's unasked questions.
"Pick a hole and lick." She ordered, "And stroke me off while you do." Yellow Lantern didn't even hesitate, already pushing her face into Chloe's ass cheeks a licking pussy as the Big dick girl trucker gave out a slutty feminine moan. "Oooooh shit… mmgh! Lick that CUNT!"
She reached around with one hand pushing Yellow Lantern deeper as she bend her knees up and down grinding against Yellow Lantern's face as her tongue squirmed inside her moist pussy. "Mmng…mmn-mmmn…" her hands reached up to grip Chloe's cock and glided up and down her length as it wiggled eagerly in her fingers.
"Haah… aaah-nngh! Fuck…" she hissed, fondling the shower knob with her other hand before grabbing at Yellow Lantern's head and yanking her out. "Haah…"
"Haah-aah…" still stroking Chloe she was yanked forward, her lips on her ass as she instinctively rolled her tongue around Chloe's hole. "NNGH! That's MUCH! Better!" she groaned, her eyes rolled, "The skanky ones are the best ones… FUCK! NNGH! Eat that FUCKING ass! Ahaa!" her cock throbbed, "Haa-aaah!! NNGH!!"
SPURT! SPURT!
Still giving her a rimjob Chloe's jizz splattered into the dry tub, splashing onto Yellow Lantern's knees as she continued to 'MILK' Chloe. "Fuck-fuck-FUuuuck." Hissed the big dick girl trucker. "You nasty thing…" she laughed, standing up as she turned around, slapping Yellow Lantern's cheek with the turn. "Ha-ha… lick it." she smirked as Yellow Lantern licked her cock… slurping out the last drops from the tip of her girl dick. "Mmn… I'll let you wash up…" she growled, pulling her up as she turned on the water.
Pulling Yellow Lantern in front of her, facing the water. As she was wrapped from behind, hand covering her mouth. "Wash up bitch." Chloe Hissed in her ear before ramming her cock up into her ass and banging away…
Her cries of pleasure were muffled by a grunting Chloe's hand she could do nothing but blink the water from her eyes, screaming, and climax as the big dick girl trucker fucked her up to the wall and kept pounding, slapping wet hips to wet ass cheeks.
"Do nothing but cum. Think only about cumming!" Chloe furiously fingered her, slamming harder and harder. "And get! Me the! Fuck! OFF!!" Yellow Lantern clawed the wall as Chloe hissed happily in her ear, grunting, groaning… and filling.
Yellow Lantern's ass was suddenly gapping as Chloe yanked out of her and shot a rope down the back of her leg, then her back as Yellow Lantern lost the feeling in her legs and dropped to her knees, shaking against the shower wall…
"Hooo…" Chloe just sighed and admired her work before wobbling out of the shower. "Fucking finally!... maybe redheads are the problem. I should start doing Lanterns… Think I'll try a Green Lantern next time."
"…Fuuuck…" Yellow Lantern softly moaned as she came again.
Five. Maybe Ten minutes later she eventually got out of the shower finding a still naked Chloe eating chips out of the familiar… and somewhat bloodstained helmet. She grabbed at her suit and began putting it on as she blinked at Chloe thoughtfully. "…Where did you get that Helmet?" she asked curiously as Chloe scoffed, getting off the bed to grab at a duffle bag hidden in the corner.
"Some fucking asshole who crashed into my buddy's rig had the fucking audacity to blame me for it…" Yellow Lantern flinched, "…We came to a mutual understanding." She said ominously, handing Yellow Lantern a stack of cash.
"…Oooh." She said softly, "…Suuure. Right." She took the money quickly and wobbled slightly out of the room. "Well, got to go."
"Fuck you later." Chloe said casually grabbing at her dirty clothes and pulling them on as Yellow Lantern made her escape quickly out the door.
Chloe clearly didn't recognize HER from that little accident earlier that day right? No. She was wearing her helmet she wouldn't recognize that Yellow Lantern cut her off and contributed to the crash. She secured the money in her bike and quickly got on, revved it and rolled towards the exit of the parking lot…
Chloe didn't recognize Yellow Lantern… but who the hell else in Gotham rides a Daisy Yellow highly customized sports bike with a figure like hers? She stepped outside her room probably to get a snack down at the disappointing vending machines to spy the daisy yellow bike speeding off and cursing furiously at the realization.
Time: 11: 22 PM. Place: Gotham (Superbabes)
"VERONICA is out of commission?" Tina asked surprised as she hurriedly stuffed her big Double D's into her Supergirl costume. "…Veronica?!"
"That's what I said." Orders sighed, "I'm sorry you and Divya had to come in."
"It's just…" mumbled Tina still looking confused. "…It's just hard to believe."
"I still have the same opinion about her last name." Jenny snarked walking out of the locker rooms and ready to head home in her snug V-neck and tight jeans. "I still don't believe it is her real name. Well, good luck with that Orders." She added dismissively as she strutted out the back just as Yellow Lantern returned, and she squeezed out the door as she entered. "Night Freya."
"Night." Freya replied reflexively while hanging up the helmet. "…So…. that girl had a dick?"
"Don't ask. Don't tell. Don't care…" Orders said quickly holding out her hand as Freya handed her the money. "It's complicated." She said dismissively and sorted the money.
"…So how is Veronica doing?" Yellow Lantern asked curiously as Orders shook her head.
"No idea." She tapped the table. "…I suppose it wouldn't hurt to check in." she said, picking out her personal phone. "I'm going to have to call Violet to fix the schedule for the whole week at least if Alice is right…" she dialed up the phone, and glancing at a still curious Freya, put it on speaker.
'"Hey Orders." Alice eventually answered.
"How is she?" Orders asked, already sounding exhausted as her purple-eyes flickered and she rubbed her forehead.
"Well I got her favorite brand of strawberry ice cream, I got cute talking puppy movies on, and after I finally pried her off my tits that she's been using as soggy pillows, I got her cuddling her favorite teddy bear."
"…I figured Veronica would have a favorite dildo or something…" she blinked at Orders' incredulous stare and she could actually feel the 'are you stupid' look from Alice even though she couldn't see her.
"…Why would Veronica Need, let alone own, a dildo?" replied Alice. In hindsight. For a woman who could seemingly be having sex at every moment of every day. The ownership of a dildo DID sound silly now that Freya thought about it. "Anyway Orders… we got to take this slow or we're going to have to get her actual puppies. Or kittens. Or something equally cuddly other than my tits: I'll need sleep."
"I'll send Elizabeth over later she can cuddle her for a while." Alice laughed lightly but judging for Orders' look she might have been serious. "Keep me updated."
"Sure." Alice replied, "Talk to you later." And hung up as Orders rubbed her eyes and picked up the phone the SECOND it rang.
"Chloe Tiresias Onasis. I will FIND you and beat you with a giant dildo if you even THINK about starting shit with my girls. Do you understand me!?" she paused for a second. "That's what I thought." She said coldly and slammed the phone back on the hook. Taking a deep breath at a rattled Freya.
"…Do you have a giant dildo?" Orders glared at her.
"After you said it, it was the first thing that came to my mind…" before adding firmly. "Take a break or get to work. I'm in no mood Freya."
"Yes, boss."
"Try not to get into, or cause, anymore crashes." She added irately before working on another crossword.
"…Yes Orders." She mumbled sheepishly before deciding to take a cold shower. Her legs were still kind of shaky.
End
Will Veronica recover in time for her chapter?! MAYBE! PROBABLY! WHO KNOWS?!
Fun fact: Tiresias is a greek myth about a man who transformed into a woman for seven years... because of course, there is a greek myth about that. Is Chloe a transformed man? No. See you next time