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One Week Ago
Tom Kirby. Boyfriend of 'Power Girl', aka Sierra. Also the temporary roommate of 'Batgirl', aka Jackie and (T) Vixen, aka Britney… climbed the stairs to the apartment and yawned broadly. He had to pull an all-nighter at Wanye Enterprises and he was just now getting back 'home'… as his apartment building sort of… exploded under a 'totally stolen' LexCorp Mech ridden by Joker (a somewhat longer story). He was as mentioned living with the three beautiful Superbabes which was both a gift, and a curse…
A gift because he WAS living three super sexy Superbabes who had a habit of not caring that a guy was living with them and acted like a highschool boy's idea of three sexy ladies living together. And it was a curse because he spent a lot of exhausted time having passionate, raw and unmitigated sex with his super hot and super sexy Superbabe Girlfriend… okay maybe that was a gift too, but it FELT like a curse. Especially after an all-nighter at Wanye Enterprises. He sighed just outside the door, retrieved his key and slipped it into the lock. He hoped that if his girlfriend was home… she'd just let him fall asleep, particularly on her big pillowy breasts… and if she wasn't home. Then he didn't get big pillowy breasts but he'd still get sleep
He sighed tiredly again, and opened the door.
"Hello, Tom."
"DAH!" he jumped awake as a pair of purple eyes GLOWED in the dark at him. "Wha-ha-how are you… what?" he blinked, his heart palpitating rapidly in shock as a woman slowly came into focus as his eyes adjusted to the light. "W-wait aren't you…"
"Orders. Yes." Orders noted, the boss of Superbabes glaring at him. "Good Morning…"
"How did you get in here?" he asked, shutting the door and locking it… then pausing. And unlocking it.
"I asked Jackie to give me her key and she gave it to me." She replied simply, getting up from the chair and staring at him unnervingly.
"W-what can I do for you?" he asked curiously. "Did you need something?"
"Wayne Enterprising is holding an inside office lottery this week." She said simply as he blinked. "Tomorrow you're going to get an entry ticket. The winner gets a half-dozen tickets for a five-day cruise on The Martha's Heart. Wayne's newly invested Cruise Ship."
Tom Kirby STARED at her… completely confused. And feeling like he was in a heist movie. "O…kay?" he whimpered.
"I want YOU to win it…" she said confidently.
"W-what? How?"
"I'm going to tell you the numbers and you're going to write them on your ticket they're going to give you."
"…Okay… why?" he whimpered, still very confused.
"Because I want tickets for the cruise…" Orders said simply approaching him and gazing into his very soul. "…And you want to make your sexy girlfriend happy. And you'll do that by making her BOSS happy…" she smiled at him with a mixture of charm… and danger.
Now-ish.
"Orders!" cheered Power Girl skipping into the lounge with Jackie. "Lookie Lookie!" she giggled happily at the six tickets with a large W slapped on them. "Tom got them!" she smiled confidently, "I told him to use my measurements! And his birthday."
Power Girl's measurements were NOT the winning numbers… coincidently The Mighty Endowed's were… "Good for you…" she noted as Power Girl grinned and slapped four other tickets on the counter.
"Alright. As agreed... I get a cruise with Tom and YOU get to send some pretty girls to catch some whales…" Jackie blinked uninterestedly as her shake slid out of the kitchen, catching it in her hand and slurping.
Orders smiled, glancing at the tickets with a gleam of greed in her eyes. "Alrighty girls!" she declared slapping a bucket on the counter. "Whoever wants to go on a cruise! Drop your name into this bucket! We're having a raffle!" the girls cheered happily, and many lined up…
One raffle later.
"Alright! Ticket one goes to… White Rabbit!" declared Orders holding off the little paper slip with Joy's name on it. Ticket two goes toooo…" Giganta handed her another ticket. "Red Lantern!"
"Who put me in?" Red Lantern asked curiously.
"I did." Noted Orders lazily. "Ticket three is… Hawkgirl!"
"Ha-ha!" Laughed the sexy latina Milf bouncing happily.
"And Ticket four is… Jackie…" Orders noted, frowning. "…Did not see that coming…"
"Wait… who put ME in?" Jackie mumbled.
"I did…" Sierra smiled. "It'll be funny." She added seductively.
Orders tossed the bucket aside "Alright ladies. I got a job for you…." She then slapped a stack of business cards/coupons. "While you're there pass these out to all the nice rich people donating to Wayne Enterprises… and if they're nice they'll donate to my Superbabes." The girls chuckled as Sierra smiled.
"…You're kinda devious boss."
"I see an opportunity and I took it." she smiled kindly at Sierra. "…And if you get to have a romantic vacation with your boyfriend as well, I guess it also works out…"
"Love you too boss." She giggled giddily, "Won't Tom be surprised!"
"Indeed." Orders noted, deviously touching her fingers like a supervillain. "Indeed... Oh..." she added rather lazily. "...Take your costumes too... you never know." she said warningly. And of course, the girls trusting completely in Orders... didn't ask why.
On the day of departure. Jackie, Sierra and Tom stood waiting as at least a couple hundred Gothamites began boarding, along with several international guests. Most if not all of the proceeds of the cruise will be given to various charities so it was good PR and a fine pampering cruise. Soon enough, Jae-Hwa, Joy, arrived by shuttle… and Rosa arrived… with her husband. Tipping the Taxi as both of them approached the growing group.
"Rosa, I don't think you can bring your husband." Sierra noted but Koji Otto pulled out an identical ticket and smiled at the girls, his hand on his sexy wife's latina booty as he waved the ticket. "How'd you get that?" she asked smiling.
"Well… I BOUGHT one…" he smiled plainly. "They're for sale." He added as Sierra seemed to think about that.
"…Orders is too cheap to pay for a ticket." Jae-Hwa noted, tugging up her red leather jacket. "Well… come on. We won't get sea-sick standing here…"
Jackie sighed, grabbing her rollaway case. "God this is going to be boring…"
"Oh don't say that chica!" purred Rosa skipping beside her… "…Think of all the SAILORS…" she said with a subtle purr. "All those weeks at sea… no one to help them drain their BAAAALLs…" she added as her husband smirked and Jackie seemed to quicken her pace.
"Hurry up!" she declared, tossing her empty shake expertly into a bin.
Tom sighed as Sierra kissed his cheek smiling. "…I still have a bad feeling…" he mumbled. "Your boss always freaks me out..."
"Don't be SILLY! We're going out onto the ocean… do you know how many crimes are out on the ocean? Like .01%..." she pulled him along. "Instead of your silly bad feeling… how about you think of you, me, and our nice quiet room together without Jackie… and me in a swimsuit… also, me not in a swimsuit…"
Tom had to admit… that DID help…
End
We are… we are… ON THE CRUISE!... well, I mean we GOT there