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"Haaa…" Vixen sighed suddenly before glancing over her shoulder and down at her big beautiful booty. "Starfire what are you doing?" (B) Vixen asked lazily, leaning over the pool table as Killer Frost made another spectacular shot. Starfire, at the moment, was wrapping the measuring tape around Vixen's equally spectacular big black ass she licked her lips
"I'm measuring your butt!" she declared, leaning forward and giving her right cheek a kiss, and her left cheek a light, playful swat.
"It's 49-inches." She declared frankly and proudly. "Why?"
"Comparison!" she declared simply, undoing the measuring tape as Red Lantern pulled on the black wing mask from the locker room, her big pale ass wobbling temptingly as she made her way to the floor only to be delayed by Starfire, her hands on her slender waist.
"What the hell?!" she yelped surprised as Starfire quickly got to her knees, an obviously well-practiced skill, and wrapped the measuring tape around her ass. "The hell are you doing?" she grumbled.
"Vixen! Her butt is barely an inch smaller than yours!" she declared happily, "I knew it!" she then buried her face into Red Lantern's big pale booty. "MMMn! It's so nice and soft! I want to sleep on it all night!"
"You did that once already, get OFF!" mumbled Red Lantern irately. Already getting flashbacks of Starfire's 'training'. Both a horrifying and yet sensational experience.
"Mwah!" Starfire left a red lipstick imprint on Red Lantern's left ass cheek and was yanked away by Giganta. "See you tonight!" she smiled.
"Nope. I'm letting Lucia take her." Orders noted lazily.
"Boo…" pouted Starfire as she was dropped back to the ground, Orders handed Red Lantern a wet wipe as she brushed the red lipstick print off.
"Geez girl." Mumbled Vixen, "I could've told you we were nearly the same size." As Giganta shoved Starfire towards the floor.
"Where's the fun in that? I wanted to check myself…" she noted walking through the doorway as Orders sighed.
"It's too early for this."
"It's almost eleven." Red Lantern mumbled flatly.
"Don't think about it too much and just get to work." Orders replied as Red Lantern complied, her big ass wobbling tantalizingly as it quickly earned some tips on the floor. She had hardly stepped onto the floor before Stargirl handed her a tray of food.
"Red Lantern, could you take this to table 3 for me s'il vous plait?" she asked, fidgeting slightly. A few singles sticking out of the waistband of her star-spangled pants. "I um…" she blushed, "I need to use the little girl's room."
Red Lantern smiled, "I got you." She said, giving her a go on gesture by jerking her bat-winged head towards the locker room. Stargirl, rubbing her stomach rushed past. Red Lantern then put her well-practiced and recently learned skills to use. Putting her 'sexy walk' to work as her majestic white ass wobbled up to the table.
"Look at the size of that thing…" grinned a patron as she leaned over the table, dishing out their food with a teasing smile on her face. "What's a guy do to do to get a feel of that?" he laughed. She smirked at him, rolling her eyes as if thinking about it.
"Twenty bucks." She said, pinching her suit over her big, beautiful pale ass cheek and lifting it slightly, enough for space, but not enough to give a free show. "…Slip it right in." she declared smugly as his table mates encouraged him jeering as he seemed to hesitate.
Just another day earning tips at Superbabes.
But whether or not he'd work up the nerve to feel that big soft ass for twenty bucks we'll probably never know because half a second later Orders picked up the phone.
Time: 11:04 PM. Place: Gotham (Superbabes)
Ring-Ring-CLICK
"Hello, Superbabes. We Deliver."
"…*LOUD FUCKING MUSIC*…"
"Turn it down, I can't hear you."
"...*LOUD FUCKING*-Sorry… damn remote must be low on batteries. One Red Lantern meal please."
"Thick and Spicy blood Sausage and a drink of your choosing, anything else?"
"Yeah delivered by Red Lantern. please"
"…We expect her back within 60 minutes or less or the police will be informed, you will be charged upon completion of delivery. Name address and choice of drink please."
Meanwhile on the floor.
"Red Lantern you got one."
She smirked as she let the suit snap playfully back into place as she winked at the hesitant man. "Tough luck." She said sticking her tongue out teasingly before walking away from him with some sexy sway in her step. Strutting to the counter as Vixen went to take her place. One big ass for another, fair trade.
"Here." Orders handed her the receipt as the food slid out. She slipped it into the bag and swayed her sexy body out the back door. "She's getting better." Orders noted lazily as Red Lantern slid into the driver's seat of the company car and sped off.
She snorted to herself as she pulled up to the house in the suburbs. Once upon a time, she lived in a house like this when her mother was less drunk, and her father was home more often. She parked on the curb and got out of the car… streetlamps light not only the sidewalk but her wide, pale ass cheeks seemed to glow beneath them as well while she walked up the pathway towards the front door of the house. She took a glance through the front window… seeing a simple, clean old house. Your standard living room and kitchen… but it looked like nobody was home.
She shrugged, raised her fist, and rapped her knuckles on the front door. "Superbabes."
Time: 11:44 PM. Place: Gotham Suburbs (Oddly empty looking House.)
"Special Delivery Service." She waited for a minute, and when nobody came. She knocked again, hard. Frowning as she stepped away from the door, then checked the living room again. Nobody seemed to be inside… did she get the wrong address? She knocked on the door again… and frowned.
"What the hell?" she mumbled, turning around just as the door popped open.
"Sorry… I'm having difficulty with my stereo… fuck…" he gazed at her big ass as she turned back around and looked him over.
He was gangly with long stringy black hair, wearing a DC/AC shirt and loose shorts. He had a gaunt goth look to him, but he was somewhat good-looking. "Come in." he said as he stepped aside, staring at her ass as he hips swayed enticingly as she walked right in.
The inside of the house was oddly empty, she didn't hear or see a stereo for instance. "What stereo?" she asked as he laughed, shutting then locking the front door. He walked past her, waving her along as he went to a door that led to a staircase into the basement… "Yeah this isn't creepy." She grumbled, following him down the steps.
However, while upstairs looked more like a house on display, the basement was much livelier. It was like a large apartment. A bed in the far corner, a large TV screen mounted on a sturdy table hooked up to an even more impressive stereo system with speakers hanging from every corner of the basement and a comfy couch facing the TV and stereo system, and numerous rock and punk band posters on the wall… plus an AC, comfortably keeping the place cool.
"Ah…" he sighed, "What do you think?" he gestured to his mancave.
"I think you might give basement dwellers a good name." she said smugly, "What's the deal with upstairs?"
"Ah that's my roommates' half of the house…" he declared, "They're off on vacation for the next couple weeks…"
She smirked, dropping the food on the table with the TV as he eagerly watched her move. Every sexy step drawing his gaze to her sexy ass as she ran her hands over the stereo system. "So, with the parents away the children play?" she chuckled.
"Not my parents. My roommates." He said casually. "…And I pretty much pay for most of the house." he added matter-of-factly. He said it so confidently she almost believed him…
"Sure." She said lazily, leaning against the table, letting the edge bite gently into her soft pliable ass cheeks. "So… you want to have some fun or keep undressing me with your eyes?" she said sultrily. She's been trying to 'read' her deliveries lately, trying to tell the difference between the guys who need some help and the ones who know what they want.
Some guys knew exactly what they were going to do to her, and some needed some encouragement. A touch here a tease there. An above-average lapdance maybe… she was getting better.
He relaxed on the couch, manspreading as he gazed at her sensual body. "Take off your clothes." He said happily as she chuckled. Well, she didn't really peg him as a 'virgin', the guy was DTF… "AH…" he said, raising a finger as she reached for her suit's zipper, but paused. "But first how about some mood music?" he reached for a remote on a side table of the couch… and pressed play.
Some hard rock began playing over the speakers. She smirked, then began to slowly sway her hips side to side… unzipping her suit as she moved to the music. Certainly not MATCHING the music, but she could definitely dance to it… taking off her clothes was a rather straightforward addition.
The suit loosened around her body and slowly fell away, displaying her modest breasts and pierced nipples as he rubbed himself with his free hand. She slid one arm out, then the other, her hips still sensually swaying as she placed her feet shoulder length apart. She ran her hands up her wasp waist, then to fondle her tits and pierced nipples, the suit sliding down to her wide hips as her hands slid back down to give it some help going down the rest of the way…
The garters attaching the suit to her thigh-high boots snapped away, dangling down from her boots as her suit hit the floor, she ran a hand over her pierced clit, rubbing herself as she smirked, running her tongue and metal bolt over her lips, it clinked against her lip piercings…
"Turn around… show me that ass…" he growled eagerly, gazing at her hips as she slowly swayed around in a circle, then put her hands on the table, pushing her ass out to him. Shaking her hips left and right. "Shake it." he groaned as she smirked, standing upright. "…Nice tats by the way…" he mumbled, staring at the spiderweb across her upper back, arms, and shoulders.
She put her hands gently on her big ass cheeks, lifting them up, then letting them drop. They wobbled erotically back into position as he groaned. "That what you want?" she purred, before bending forward. "Fine." And smacked her left cheek loudly. Keeping her legs straight, and using minimal movement but with maximum effect, she bounced on her heels. Her majestic ass jumped up, apart, then clapped softly together as she made it shake…
(B) Vixen would be proud, as would all the other ass-shaking Superbabes who took time out of their days to teach her to do it.
"Damn shake that ass…" he praised, "OOoh…" he growled like an animal as she smirked, resting her hands flat on the table as she kept shaking her ass cheeks. "Bring that body over here I want a closer view."
She scoffed playfully and stopped bouncing on her heels, her ass cheeks stopped wobbling soon after as she turned around. Leaning briefly against the table she pushed herself forward, strutting over to the couch as she ran her hands over her shapely curvy body.
"Keep moving don't stop." He said, rubbing his bulge as she swayed her hips, putting her hands on the back of her masked head as she rolled, writhed, and gyrated before slowly turning around again. "Ooh-hoo…" She bent forward slowly, grabbing her ankles, and shaking her ass some more, it moved in almost low motion. Gently up and down, opening and closing around her wet slit. He put his hands on her ass, spread them himself, before letting them go and watching them jiggle back into place as she wagged her behind. "Damn…" he sighed, leaning back. "…Have a seat…"
He pated his lap as her ass dropped like a comet, crashing onto his thighs as he groaned. His cock grinding against her writhing, gyrating as she rolled her hips on his lap. "MMMmn…" she moaned erotically, running her tongue across her lips, the clicking of her metal bolt in her tongue making him twitch between her ass cheeks. He was nice and meaty, but not monster dick huge like Starfire's teacher aides…
She fell back against him, wrapping an arm around his head as she wormed on his lap, her stomach flexing and her hips gyrating, her modest breasts heaving up and down as she breathed huskily. His hands slid up her tight body to caress her pierced nipples. "Mmmn…" she licked her lips again. "…Anyone can order a stripper…" she growled softly, "…Are we going to fuck or am I just going to dance?"
He squeezed her tits firmly as she moaned, erotically writhing as his hands slipped down to her pussy, her thick legs spread, and he fingered her soft mound. "Do you want to have sex?" he laughed teasingly as she wiggled her ass on his throbbing cock.
"If I wanted to dance, I'd be a stripper." She sat up. She sat on his lap and let her ass cheeks clench and flex, jiggling and wiggling against his cock before she stood up and wiggled away, stepping around. In small circles, stretching her legs and letting her shapely ass wobble.
He got to his feet, and took off his shirt, he wasn't as gangly as she thought. He grabbed his waistband and pushed it down, his throbbing 8-inch length. 'I want to fuck you like an animal, I want to feel you from the inside'. The words of the music playing on his stereo oddly fitting at the moment. He grabbed her hips and pulled her forward, rubbing her ass cheeks before he put his hand on her masked head.
She dropped to her knees, as he pushed his cock into her face. She brushed her pierced lips on his cock, before her lips spread open, they brushed the tip of his cock as her pierced tongue slipped out, "Hhaaa…" he sighed softly as her metal bolt and talented tongue swirled gently around his tip. Before the tip of her tongue gently spread his urethra. "Oh shit…" he gazed down at her as she toyed with his glans.
She stroked him carefully, flicking her tongue and bolt around him before finally, she took him into her mouth. "MMmngh! MMmn…mmmn…"
"Fuck I love those piercings…" he groaned as she hummed a faint chuckle, her metal bolt sliding against the throbbing veins of his cock. "Did you get them to suck dick better?" he groaned, his cock pulsating between her pierced lips as she slurped loudly, diving to the base of his cock, then sliding up with a gasp. Stroking him as she glared up at him.
"I got them because they make me feel pretty." She said it sarcastically, but it was true. "…And because guys love feeling my lips on them…" she wrapped them back around his cock, "MMn-mmmnhg-mmmn" rapidly running her lips up and down his shaft as her mask's bat wings flapped playfully back and forth with her bobbing head.
"OOOh fuck…oh fuck…" he hissed, hand on her head. His cock vibrating in her mouth as he struggled to hold on, her hand wrapping around his sack as she pulled her slurping lips off his cock.
"Haa!" she then pressed her tongue firmly to the base of his cock, and slid it slowly and strongly up the shaft. "Laaaaa!"
"Uugh! Cumming!" he took her head in hand and wrapped her lips around his tip. "Ugh! Swallow it! Swallow!" he groaned with a his.
"MMmgh-mmrm!" she moaned, gazing up at him as her cheeks bulged, his salty load quickly filling her mouth as a trail of his cum leaked from her lips, dripping onto her thigh. "MMmgh-mmn…" she moaned. Before pulling off his limp dick, and tilting her head back to swallow.
"Fuck that was so good."
"Mmn-aahh…" she stuck her tongue out. Wiggling it left and right before licking her lips with it, her metal bolt clicking on her lip piercings. She puckered her lips, smirking smugly as she blew him a kiss, "Mwah…"
"Did that taste good?" he asked teasingly as she played the role.
"Yeah. It was tasty…" cum was hit or miss with her, she either hated it or it was tolerable… she wasn't Batgirl. "I want some more…"
'You do?" he grinned, whapping her cheek with his cock, "You're such a sexy slut, suck it out, clean my dickhole there might be some left." She stroked him, guiding his limp dick into her mouth. "Ahh yeah… oooh…" Her tongue spread his urethra again, tasting leftover salty cum as she slurped his rapidly hardening cock.
Her lips, hand and tongue had him hard again in minutes, she slipped off his cock with a pop. Firmly stroking his length from tip to base as she gazed up at him sensually, "You want me to keep sucking or do you want a new hole?" Her tongue licked her lips, "Fuck me like an animal?" she growled as his cock throbbed painfully.
"Uugh can't ignore an invitation like that…" he groaned, "…Come on…" he helped her to her feet, groping her ass as he turned her and guided her to the bed in the corner. "Fuck this ass…" he sighed, "God its fucking amazing…"
She smirked proudly, she had to admit she did enjoy the compliments that rained down on her body when she did deliveries. "Ha!" she fell forward onto the bed, her hands resting on the mattress as she stuck her ass out behind her, making it shake enticingly as he ran his hands over her bouncing ass cheeks. "Put it in me." She moaned softly, making her ass dance. Minimal effort, maximum effect…
He grabbed her waspy waist and jammed his cock right into her pussy with one great thrusts. "Ahg! Fuck!" she sneered, shaking in pleasure, "Ugh! SHIT!" as he began to pound HARD against her ass, bouncing off her jiggling flesh like a trampoline as she rocked back and forth, "HA! AH! Ugh! YEAH! That's how you FUCKING do it!" her eyes rolled as their smacking hips echoed over the music of the stereo. "Agh. Jojkka!" she shuddered.
"Ugh! nNGh!!" he railed into her, pushing her forward onto the bed as she pushed herself back against him, "Ah yeah… your pussy is as good as your lips!" he reached under, fiddling with her pierced clit as she tightened around him, moaning her enjoyment as he groaned. "F-fuck you're so tight…" he sneered, railing against her ass as he smacked her right cheek.
"Nngh! Ttong!" her knees quivered as she hissed her orgasm, "Ha-ah-ahh-ahh-UCK!!" she groaned, "Jojkka jojkka jojkka!!" she shuddered wildly as her mouth opened and she orgasmed HARD. "HAaaaag-aah!!" her knees lost strength and she buckled but he lifted her up.
"So close almost! There!" he slammed against her, actually lifting her off the floor. "Gonna! CUM!!!" They dropped onto the bed roaring passionately over the music as he clambered on her like a baby monkey and wildly bucked his hips, her legs squeezing tightly together as her thighs rubbed his cock as it slid in and out of her slippery hole, his cock pulsated painfully before he pushed deep into her shaking body and sprayed her insides with a thick load. "UUGh!!!"
She clawed the sheets and bit down on them, "NNngh!!" moaned as she shuddered under his thrusts as they slowed to a stop, his cock balls deep into her oozing, leaking pussy as he fell onto her back and relaxed… they lied there for a moment as he laughed breathlessly.
"…I haven't fucked like that since I was on tour…" she rubbed her soft sexy body, making her shiver in post-climax pleasure. He lifted her head as she moaned, licking her tattooed tarantula. "Were you ever a groupie?"
"I don't fuck bass players." She replied with a soft chuckle as he laughed out loud.
"Wow fucking cold…" he groaned, slowly grinding on her as she moaned. "I played drums." He swatted her ass cheeks playfully like it was tapping bongos, "…We're going to fuck some more…" he declared with an eager graon, "This body is WAY better then I thought…"
"You're fucking welcome…" she said smugly, and very seductively as he rapidly hardened inside her sensitive pussy. "Haa…" she sighed softly as he grinded on top of her, his cock churning in her tight silky pussy as he rubbed her back.
"MMMn…" he slowly pulled his hips back, his cock slipped free of her dripping snatch, and she felt him slid it up high.
"NNngh…" she groaned as she felt him prod her ass hole, his tip spreading her well stretched back door.
"I got to get in this ASS." He hissed teasingly in her ear as she panted, feeling his tip just slip right inside.
"Haa… I'd be surprised if you didn't…" she trembled, but her ass cheeks flexed and clenched around him, bouncing faintly around his length. "Come on don't be such a bitch…" she clenched her teeth. "NNNNGH!!-AHH!!" she gasped as he slid right up her ass, his balls pressing against her pale ass cheeks as he buried his length into her. "FUCK yeah…" she panted, shaking as he shared the sentiment.
"Fuck YEAH!!!" he growled, "Oh this ass…" he slowly began to grind on her, her toes curled as she clawed the sheets. "NNgh… mmmn! This ass is tight! MMMn… you like having dicks up your ass?"
"Yeah…" she moaned sensually, shaking her ass as he slid in and out of her, "MMMn… big fucking dicks in my ass…"
"Nngh-nngh-nnnmp!" he grunted, pushing back and forth in her ass as she panted, shaking and trembling, "Ooh fuck I bet you do!"
"I fucking love having a dick up my ass! Haa-aah!!" she panted, "Nngh!!" her head rolling back as she shuddered, clenching around his length as he pounded into her body. "MMN! MMgh!! UGHh-ttong…" she hissed as he buried his length into her.
"Ahh fuck yeah, oooh… come here." He grabbed her waist, and rolled.
"Ah…" she gasped as she found herself on top of him, she spread her legs, planting them on the bed as she lifted herself up and down on him. "Ah-ah-ahh-fuck-aahh!!" he held her waist firmly, rocking her back and forth, his hips jumping up into her ass as it rippled on his lap. "Ha-Ah-ahhgh fucker… ahh… UGH!!"
"Ah-ahh-I-I'm going to cum!" he groaned, his cock shaking in her ass as he buried his cock up her ass. She gyrated her hips slowly on him, feeling him tremble, ready to fire.
"Yeah? Cum in my ass…" she moaned as he lifted her legs. "Ah!" he folded them up and rapidly pumped up into her as her head rolled back, "Haa-aahaa-aaah!!" her voice undulating by the constant upward thrusts of his hips as she jiggled and flopped about, holding her legs up as he railed into her tight ass.
"Gurrraaaahh!!" he pushed up into her ass as she shrieked in pleasure, feeling his seed rush into her as he reached over, and wildly rubbed her pussy.
"NNgh!? MMNGh!! Ugh-aah-ahha-aaaahhhh-TTONG!!" she shot off him as he grunted, a rope of cum spurting up into the air and on his stomach as she rolled onto her sighed and curled up into a ball.
"Fuuuuuaack!" she roared, shaking and thrashing out as her massive orgasm sent wild spasms though her, "Hgh!! Ugh-hugh!!" she rolled onto her belly ass up in the air and legs spread like a frog about to hop. Her ass jiggling and shaking as it bucked, as if she was fucking some dumb slut into the bed…
"Fuck that's HOT…" he groaned, reaching for her ass and getting a touch only to have her smack it away.
"No! No…nnngh…" she sighed, shaking as she finally took another breath, "Not yet… fuck I think I almost passed out for a second there…" she took a breath as he sighed, lying on his back and moaning contentedly. "Ugh…" she rolled slowly over, lying on her back now. "…Fuck…"
"…You good?"
"…Yeah…" she replied, spreading her legs. "…Got another in you?" she asked as his cock twitched.
"…For that body yeah…" he said, getting off the bed as she smirked smugly.
"Lucky me…" she said as he pulled her to her feet, lightly clapping his hand on her ass as he led her to the table with the TV. He pulled her to him, rubbing his cock against her thigh before he grabbed her ass and lifted her onto the edge of the table, spreading her legs.
"I think I want to be looking at you when I pump you full of my cum…" he grinned, hands on her ass as she leaned back. Curling a finger at he seductively as he guided his cock inside her once more.
"Ahh… ahh… mmmn…" she moaned erotically, giving him the full benefit of viewing her sexy faces. "Haa… ahh yes… you're getting so deep." She breathed huskily as he slid in and out of her. "Fuck me. Fuck me harder…" she moaned, rolling her hips to meet his thrusts.
His fingers sunk deep into her ass cheeks, pulling her rolling body forward onto his pumping hips as he grunted his pleasure. "NNgh… Ugh. Ugh. Ugh…"
"Haa…aahh… fuck…" she sighed, writhing erotically, her body worming before him as she rolled her hips onto his thrusts, "Haa-aah…" her head rolling back, "Ahh-aah!!" her body trembled and shuddered, her breasts and their pierced nipples bouncing enticingly as he grabbed her hips, and pounded at her wildly. "Aha-aha-aah Shit!! AHHHG!!" she fell on her back and writhed, squeezing her tits as she bit her bottom lip and moaned loudly.
"UGhhhgh!!" he buried his cock into her pussy, his head thrown back and his hips thrust forward as deep as they were going to get as his cock bulged inside her. "Uugh milk my dick!" he sighed happily, "Ooh shit… mmmn…" he ground his hips, his cock spraying inside her like a fire house until he finally tapped out… slapping her leg faintly as she trembled, her toes curling in the air as her legs dangled over the edge of the table.
"Haa-....haaaaaaa…" she sighed as he walked away, he returned with his phone however, and lifting her leg onto his shoulder, he knelt down next to her stuffed, gooey and dripping pussy and took a selfie. "Ooh fuck you…" she sighed, pushing his face weekly with her foot as he laughed.
"Oh don't worry this is just for me… MMn that's good pussy…" he praised, his cock dripping a small drop of cum as it dangled between his legs. "…I'm definitely ordering again."
"Ask your parents for an advance on your allowance…" she joked.
"Seriously I don't live with my parents." He said seriously, with a straight face. Maybe he didn't and he really did just like sleeping in a tripped out basement man-cave.
She just smirked and slipped off the table, "Ooh shit… I'm going to leak everywhere… bathroom?" she asked as he gestured to a door under the stairs.
"Shower, toilet…" he said as she waddled over to it, her ass jiggling pleasantly as his cock twitched. "Mmmn… want some help?"
"You don't have the time…" she said confidently as he groaned.
"I'd certainly try for that ass." He mumbled.
She slipped into the cramped but effective bathroom, slipping into the shower after tossing her mask onto the sink. "Haa…" she said, spreading her legs and letting the water pour on her body. "MMMn…" her eyes rolled slightly as the streams splashed rapidly on her sensitive pussy.
…Green Lantern and Starfire were right… she would get used to it getting pounded, and she DID start to like it… progress she guessed. She washed her red and purple hair, she made sure her stainless steel piercings were well polished and rinsed dried cum, sticky fluids, and sweat away… She dried off and pulled the mask back on, and walked naked back into the basement man-cave as he stretched on the couch checking his phone, before tossing it on the cushions as she grabbed her clothes.
She just finished buckling on her boots before he approached her with a neat stack of bills, she took it as he walked her to the stairs, a health dose of ass grabbing in a fond farewell as she ascended the stairwell. He was still fondling her ass as she got to the front door and knocked his hand away.
"Enough of that. Keep squeezing me ass like that and I'm going to have permanent handprints." He just smiled.
"See you around." He said as she waved him off over her shoulder.
"Get that forward allowance from your parents then probably" she said playfully.
Even though he CLEARLY didn't live with his parents judging by the pictures on the walls of the main floor. But he still managed out one last exasperated. "I don't live with my parents…"
"Me neither." She mumbled to herself getting to and slipping into the driver's seat of the car. "Thank fucking god for that." She'd rather go back to living in a condemned crack house then whatever terrible homelife that could await with her parents…
"Maybe I should live in someone's basement." She noted with a smile, driving back to Superbabes.
Time: 12: 09 AM. Place: Gotham (Superbabes)
Jae-Hwa walked into Superbabes and put the money on the table, taking off her mask and ruffling her red and black hair, it was still a little wet. "…You're not really going to send me to Lucy's tonight, are you?"
"Yes." Orders replied, "…But mostly because she'll be busy having drinks with old college friends and she… won't be home tonight." She noted, which was mostly code for Lucy was going to get fucked, and probably wake up in some motel room "Get some rest, Jae-Hwa…"
Jae sighed contentedly, she currently had a spare key to Lucy's apartment, so that works out. "It'll be nice to fall asleep in a bed without someone spooning me after."
"Hmmn." Orders noted, "By the way you should probably try looking for your own place." She handed her a newspaper with a few circled locations. "…Start with Zoey and Maria's apartment building a few streets over." She said, jerking her thumb over her shoulder. "They might have a few openings, plus it's just a quick walk to work."
"Huh… alright. I'll check it out." She mumbled, eyeing the circled addresses. She then paused. "You're being awful nice…"
Orders shrugged, "…I think I've hazed you enough, and the girls tell me you're doing great in your lessons so that'll probably stop soon too…" she smiled at Jae, "…And if Tasha and her ass is anything to go by… you're going to be REALLY popular. I'm going to need you well rested."
Jae took a deep breath and checked the newspaper. "…Looking forward to it." she mumbled dismissively sarcastic…
But she had to admit to herself that she wasn't exactly fooling anybody when she said that.
End
…So would it surprise you guys to know that this chapter's working title was 'I got Red Lantern in my basement?' if you know your Batman TAS knowledge: that is arguably the worse episode of the series (some say the Terrible Trio is the worst)… that's right, I took a terrible episode concept, added a phat ass white girl with piercings and made it better. Everything is better with phat ass white girls… or phat ass black girls… actually she's half korean so phat ass asian girl? Anyway, generally everything is better with Phat asses… Phat asses for everyone!
Sorry about that rant there at the end. I believe I recently had surgery and was on pain meds at the time... I kept it in, I thought it was funny.
Side note: Jae-Hwa is a phat ass punk asian girl.