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"Oh come on Mike…" smiled Zatanna as she sat on his couch playing his gamestation. "We should do something for your birthday!"
"No." Declared Mike from the Kitchen, grabbing a pair of rootbeer bottles from the fridge and returning to the living room. "I don't need to be reminded that I'm getting older AND I don't have a girlfriend." He replied casually.
"Or Boyfriend."
"Not gay Izzy." He replied dismissively, opening the bottle for her as she frowned at him. "No matter how much you want a gay best friend."
Starring at him scrutinizingly as she wrapped her sexy lips around the rootbeer bottle, tilting it back and drinking. She had been friends with Mike for a long time (Mike I when the other Mike was around.). And ever since she 'upgraded' to her Zatanna form, Mike had been distinctly immune to her sexiness. Not that she was interested in him that way. Both rather have each other as friends and DnD group partners. Sure, Mike had one or two girlfriends over the years, but they never really worked out.
Turns out not a lot of them are interested in a man who owns and runs a comics and games shop and lives in the apartment above it, and regularly plays DnD in the basement. Living the geek dream with the geek lifestyle… no girlfriend.
Of course, the reason he didn't want to celebrate his birthday was because it was on February 14th. Valentine's day. Nothing quite like being alone on your birthday to remind you that you're ALONE on your birthday.
"…You know." Zatanna noted, handing him the controller as he took his turn fighting the demons in Etrigan Souls 2. "…It's getting pretty late." She said, "Hungry?"
"I guess." He replied as he defeated several monsters with surprising skill. "Pizza?"
"Nnnm… nah… it's your birthday we should celebrate."
"We can celebrate with Pizza." He replied indignantly. "I like pizza." he added comically simple.
She laughed while crossing her sexy legs. She had taken to wearing loose pants and full T-shirts, as requested… she was still sexy but less distracting. She seemed to think about it for a second and smiled playfully. "…How about I get you a present while I'm at it?"
"Izzy…" he grumbled pausing the game. "I don't want you to get me a… 'delivery girl'." He said, kind enough to use her terminology.
"Oh come on, you'd LIKE Vixen!" she said pouting. "She likes games too!"
"Uh-huh…" he mumbled with an exasperated sigh, going back to his game. "No Izzy."
"Seriously Mike!" she replied raising her hands, "I'm using the bathroom, you think about it."
"Still no Izzy." He replied lazily. As she got up and strutted around the couch, heading to his bathroom… shutting the door, and tiptoeing to his bedroom. And she began her 'search'. Sure guys had the internet now for porn, but Mike was a 'classic' guy… he must have SOMETHING she could work with. Anime, Anime, Action movie, comics, comics, Oh a grey ghost number 20? Sweet... Anime… ooh ho! Jackpot.
His favorite hiding spot, Top of his bookshelf behind several real books. She retrieved a small covert stack of DVDs… Five in fact. "Oh Mike… learn to… hide your… Porn…" she stared at a VERY familiar face on one of the covers, in fact, ALL of the covers. Then she smiled…
Time: 10:20 PM. Place: Gotham (Superbabes)
Ring-CLICK.
"Superbabes, we deliver. You shouldn't rummage through your friend's things..."
"Oh hush! One White Rabbit Risotto."
"…Alright. Fine, what do I care? Friends and family discount?"
"Yes, please. It's his birthday!"
"Fine, whatever. I'll probably be annoyed with you later. Address please.
Meanwhile
She tiptoed to the bathroom, slipped right in, and flushed as she walked out casually.
"Crap. Died." Mumbled Mike relaxing on the couch as he held up the remote for her. "You want to-why do you have that?" he sighed as she waved the DVD at him. Grinning prettily as Mike groaned in embarrassment. "You really shouldn't look through my things Izzy."
"You got porn!" she smiled and patted his chest with- The pretty next-door neighbor girl doesn't wear underwear and gets wet. Featuring JAV Starlet Joy Toy. "Japanese porn!... funny I always peg you as a big booty black girl kinda guy…"
Mike mumbled sheepishly, "I can like both. But seriously Izzy." He yanked the DVD out of her hand and walked back to his bedroom. "Not cool."
"Oh, I don't know…" she cooed, "You got good tastes you know, Joy Toy… I know things about her."
"Uh-huh…" he mumbled lazily entering his room. "Ah come on Izzy really? Just tearing up my room…"
"She's a friend of mine." She said playfully as Mike rolled his eyes as he returned to the couch.
"Uh-huh." He mumbled again, clearly not really listening. Izzy just grinned. "Still hungry by the way?"
"Yeah, I ordered takeout."
"Ugh…" he groaned, "Izzy seriously…"
Zatanna just smiled as Mike sighed, putting down the controller. "I'm not doing this." He said, getting up and heading to his room shutting his door.
"I'll let you know when she gets here!" she replied as she picked up the controller and kept playing.
A few minutes later, she heard a knock at his front door.
"Superbabes."
Time: 10:55 PM. Place: Gotham (Mike I's Apartment)
"Special Delivery Service." Declared White Rabbit as Zatanna popped open the door, the pretty former JAV pornstar smiled under her sexy bunny mask as she jiggled into the apartment. "Oh. This is cozy." She said politely as Zatanna smiled, "It's neater than I expected."
"Yep. Come on." She waved White Rabbit towards Mike's room. The door was shut. "He's shy because it's his birthday." She said.
"I'm NOT shy. I didn't want my best friend to order me a sex-date!" he replied loudly through the door.
"You should meet her…" teased Zatanna as White Rabbit just smiled prettily at the sheer absurdity of it.
"Not cool Izzy! And Izzy's work friend, I'm sorry but I have SOME dignity! Not a lot but some."
White Rabbit giggled, "That's fine." White Rabbit added as Zatanna giggled now. "You are such a troublemaker…" she added.
"Come on Mike she's on the clock…" Zatanna cooed.
"Good."
Zatanna smiled, then leaned closed to White Rabbit. Whispering softly. "He's a Joy Toy fan…" she said conspiratorially as White Rabbit's pretty eyes widened in the mask curiously.
"Really?" she noted with a smile. "Does he know?"
"Can I tell him?" Zatanna asked as the former 'Joy Toy' sighed softly for a second, then shrugged.
"…Why not. It's his birthday, right? Get him a doozy of a present."
"Ahem." Smiled Zatanna, knocking again.
"Izzy…" he groaned.
"Mike. My friend here. She's Joy Toy."
".....Bullshit." he said flatly as White Rabbit smiled prettily.
"My name is. Joy Toy!" she said in a strong, 'Japanese girl speaking English' accent. As they all went quiet…
The door opened and his eyes, WIDENED at the sight of the beautiful White Rabbit, she might not look like a big titty JAV starlet… but she certainly looked like a sexy bunny girl. He eyed her up and down as she smiled, winking at him behind the mask as his jaw dropped… he had recognized her body.
"…She's really Joy Toy." He said surprised as Zatanna smiled.
"And she's on the clock!" she pushed Mike, then White Rabbit into the room before shutting the door. "Have fun!"
Mike stumbled back onto the bed as White Rabbit jiggled inside but maintained her balance. Zatanna had shut the door behind them as he stared at White Rabbit. She smiled, before giving him an oddly sensual but very polite. "Happy Birthday."
"Uh… thank you." He stared at her in awe and seemed to collect himself. "Uh. Look you really don't…" but she leaned over, and put a finger on his lips. Smiling playfully at him as she rested her hand on her knees, and let her cotton-tailed backside wiggle left and right.
"…Your best friend, who loves you, just got your favorite ex-pornstar to come to your house and give you a birthday present." She said patiently as her tongue slid slowly across her soft red lips. "So… instead of worrying about it… why don't you think of every, naughty, FILTHY thing you wanted to do to me… and tell me? Because…" she breathed softly, pulling her finger away and resting her hands on his shoulders, her face inches from his. "I will do ALL of it… time permitting." She smiled prettily.
He stared into her playful eyes and gulped. "…Everything?
"MMN-Hmmn…" she smiled, nodding her head. He reached up, grabbed her face, and pulled her to his lips. "MMgn?! MMmn…" she fell onto him and they dropped onto the bed. Her soft body on his as she slipped her tongue into his mouth and they wildly made out, "MMn-MMN!!" she moaned, his hands squeezing her ass cheeks as he fondled and groped her, feeling her breasts press onto his chest as she cooed. "MMn-MMMN!" she pulled away, her lips sensually kissing his lips as she smiled.
"I don't mind kissing…" she purred as he caught his breath, her tongue flicking out to lick his lips. "But guys usually want me to do other things with my mouth…" she giggled as he grabbed her hips. "Ooh!" and he rolled her onto her back, lying beside her as she bounced on his bed, laughing as she felt his hand rubbed down her smooth stomach and slip under her bottoms as she cooed, opening her legs as his fingers slipped right in, and he pulled down her top. Her big natural breasts wobbling free as he carefully took one and put her nipple into her mouth.
"Hooo-ooooooooh!!" she moaned suddenly, shaking in pleasure as his fingers furiously slipped in and out of her increasingly wet pussy, his tongue slurping and licking her nipple as she wrapped an arm around his head, pulling him firmly into her big breasts… easily a rival for Zatanna's in size. "Haaaaa-AAAH!!" she shuddered, writhing and shaking on the bed as his hand slipped around her shoulders, and cupped her other tit, squeezing and slurping on her breasts as she bit her bottom lip, her back arching in shuddering pleasure as her toes curled in her boots…
She realized that she was still fully dressed (for her costume) and she was already having her first orgasm. "Haa-AAHHGH!!" her lower body lifted up as she clenched. Her back arched high in the air as he continued to finger her pulsating inner walls, "Haa-AHAaa!!" she flopped back down to the bed, grabbing his thick arm and shaking. "Oooooh bad boy!" she purred in that Japanese-flavored English accent. "I'll make a mess!" she pulled his hand out and slipped away. Wobbling slightly as she quickly pushed down her slightly damp bottoms, her backside wiggling as she shimmied out of them…
Then off came her corset, her magnificent natural breasts trembling as she turned around, leaving the mask on as always as she tossed away her boots. Standing completely naked she crawled back onto the bed, tugging at Mike's shirt but he stopped her.
"Uh… we should just… keep this on." He mumbled… clearly embarrassed of his looks. But she didn't care, none of the Superbabes cared really… not just because was this a job but they've slept with all sorts of people. All colors of the rainbow, and a few not in the rainbow, fat, skinny, young, old, monster dicks, micro-penis… she kissed him again as he moaned and using this stunning distraction yanked off his shirt. Revealing his big boy gut, his hairy body, and his lack of physical definition…
He wasn't grotesque that was for certain. "MMmng…" she kissed him again, rubbing her naked body on his as he went back to squeezing her ass, she giggled into his mouth, sliding her hands down his stomach to slipping into his loose shorts to feel his hard cock. Nothing impressive but nothing to mock. "MMmn!" she cooed, sliding her fingers up and down his shaft before pulling their smacking lips apart as she slid down his body, her big breasts pressed against him as she pulled down his pants and tossed them aside…
She lied between his legs, staring at his cock as she fondled his sack with one hand and continued stroking with the other, she smiled up at him prettily. "…Want me to lick it? Suck it?" she cooed sweetly. His cock twitched and he coughed slightly.
"Uh… sixty-nine?" he asked sheepishly, she blinked giggled then crawled up beside him before swinging her leg over his face.
"Mmmn!" she pushed her lower body onto him, feeling his breathing on her wet pussy as she stroked his cock again and opened her mouth. "Mmmn…mmmn…mmmn…" she moaned softly, sliding her lips slowly up and down his shaft as she felt him spread her lower lips with his fingers, then his tongue. "MMMngh!" she moaned loudly, moving her head up and down faster as she wiggled on his face. His other hand sliding over her ass, holding her in place as he licked, and fingered.
"MMMN! MMn-Ahh…" she gasped, her tongue flicking off his cock as she cooed. "Oooh… Oishi…" she purred, his cock oozing pre-cum as she giggled, then licked his tip again. Her tongue circling around his tip before she wrapped her lips around it, slurped up his pre-cum, then let her tongue swirl again, her hand stroking him up and down as he buried his face into her pussy. "Haa!" she gasped suddenly, shaking at the surprise orgasm as she wiggled on top of him. "Ooooh… Sugoi…" she breathed erotically.
"MMmgh!" he moaned into her pussy as his balls quivered in her hand and she quickly wrapped her lips around him.
"MMmn!...mmmn…" she hummed softly, slurping up his cum as he pumped it into her mouth, she swallowed it quickly, inhaling his musk as he just kept pumping up into her like a geyser, her pussy trembling on his tongue and fingers even as he roared his release into her. "Mmmmmn…" she popped off his cock, tongue flicking on his tip as she sighed.
"Hee-hee… oishi…" she purred again as he twitched. "…You like me don't you?" she cooed, leaning into the accent as he squeezed her ass cheeks. "You have some much seieki for me…" she licked him again playfully, long and firm on the side of his shaft as she giggled, "You're so tasty…" she cooed as his cock throbbed in her hand.
"Haa-haa…" he breathed heavily, then he pushed on her butt.
"Hmmn?" she blinked curiously before crawling forward. On her hands and knees she wiggled her rear behind her as he sat up, crawling behind her… then shift until he was beside her, she raised a curious eyebrow under her mask, and gasped softly as he rested a hand on her shoulder, and the other sliding between her legs to start fingering her again. "Haa…haaa…" she panted erotically, her lower body worming and gyrating as he fingered her… she had to admit, he was good with his hands…
Must be all the gaming and the hobby crafting.
"Haa-uuh! Uh-haa!" she gasped, shaking as he just kept going, like a vibrator his fingers were sliding in out, pumping and scraping her silky insides as her hands tightened on his sheets, staring at the wall. Mouth open, eyes rolling and crossing in pleasure as she began to buck, "Haa-haaa-HAAA!!" she gasped faster, and faster, her climax building quickly, "Haa! Ahh! Iku! IKU!! IKUUUU!!!" she screamed out, climaxing hard as she threw herself forward. Lying flat on the bed as she climaxed, curling up and pushing off his fingers as her tongue lolled and her eyes rolled.
He stared at her trembling, jiggling body as her hands spasmed down to her thighs, she squeezed them together to stop herself from touching anything sensitive as she came down. "Fuck…" she hissed softly in a more normal tone, "Y-you keep making me CUM!" she declared adorably irate.
"I like watching you cum." He declared as she laughed softly her face a little pink… because she was hot, and out of breath, of course.
"Ha-haa… well…" she sat up, putting a hand on his chest and pushing him onto his back again. "I'm here to make YOU cum…" she crawled over him, straddling his lap, feeling his rock hard erection against her wet and well-lubricated pussy. She sat upright, taking her arms and pushing her big natural breasts together with her forearms, her hands curled into fists as she twisted her upper body quickly left and right, making them bounce.
"Hee-hee… OPPAI…" she giggled, pulling her hands away, before slapping her breasts up and letting them drop. Before she took his cock inside her. "Haa!" she sighed, resting her hands on his chest as she began to roll her hips. "Oooh… SUGOI…" she smiled, feeling him throb inside her as she rose and fell on his cock. He liked when she spoke Japanese… at least the porn words.
"Ah-ha-uh…" she rolled her head back, pushing her tits out as she bounced up and down on his length, his hands on her hips. "Ha! UGH!!" she gasped, shaking as he pumped up into her. "NNGh!! MMN!! Sugoi!" she moaned, shaking as she ran her hands passionately through her hair. "Ha-Haaa…" gyrating her hips back and forth as she moaned erotically.
"Ha-uh! I'm… I'm going to cum! Stop…" he hissed, trying to lift her off.
"Stop… No…" she cooed teasingly, leaning forward, her hips worming rapidly up and down. "Nakadashi." She hissed enticingly through her grinning teeth. "You know you want to..."
"Ha? Ha?!"
"NGh! Ngh!! Nh-ah?!" she was suddenly rolled onto her back, "W-wait…" she gasped surprised as he rolled her legs up, and SLAMMED down. "OH!... F-F-F-uuuck!" she gasped as he began to WILDLY pound into her. "S-SHIT! NNGH!!"
"You barely ever did the mating press!" he grunted eagerly, her legs hooking on his broad shoulders as his weight and cock pressed down on her just right. "I want to." he moaned softly as she trembled in pleasure, his cock ravaging her damp insides as it bulged warningly, it would be long now as their heavy breathing and panting mingled, her hands holding his arms as she clenched her teeth, her eyes rolling again.
"F-Fuck-FUCK! IKU!!" she squealed clamping around him as her mouth opened wide to release her orgasmic scream, "Haa-aAAHHGHH!!"
"I'm cumming!" he moaned, his own back arching as he pushed his hips deep, an explosion of semen rushing deep into her body as her toes curled.
"NNGH-AAHhhh… sugoi…" she rubbed his head as he rested on her body, his hips thrusting weekly on instinct as her pussy milked him, feeling his balls quiver against her as he let his hands wander to her tits. "Oooh… happy birthday…" she cooed, as he kissed her again. "MMn?!... mmmmn…"
His tongue wrestled hers as she swallowed his spit, his hands squeezing her breasts as she writhed beneath him, her body could do nothing but let him play with her… it was so arousing. "Mmmn-mmn-waaah." She cooed as he pulled away, she smiled up at him, her tongue wriggling in her mouth before her head jumped up and she kissed him again, giggling. He squeezed her breasts gently before licking one nipple and the other, making her coo softly as she wiggled beneath him, he began thrusting slowly as she moaned. Panting erotically as he reached for her mask.
"Ah-ah…" she smiled, pushing his hand away. "Mask stays on… she whispered. That's the rules… Ah! Ahh! Ahh!" as if angry at the fact that he couldn't take off her mask he began to pound hard and deep, "Uh! NNgh!! Oh bad boy!" she cooed, shaking in pleasure as he fucked her. Squeezing and sucking on her nipples as her legs flopped about on his shoulder. "Ha! Ahh!!" she shuddered, hands sliding onto his ass and pushing him on. "Haa-haaa yes! So deep! Sugoi!!" she cooed, feeling him throb. "AH!! AH!! UUGH!! Wait!!" she slapped him, hard enough that he stopped thrusting but she didn't stop cumming. "HAAGH!!" she summoned up enough adrenaline and pleasure to roll him off. and she turned away, worming on the bed as she climaxed.
"S-Sorry are you okay!" she slapped his shoulder feebly.
"NNNGH-MMMNGH!! FUCK…" she hissed, taking a breath before getting off the bed, wobbling naked to his door as he stared after her, still hard and a little forlorn.
Suddenly she pressed her big tits to the door and spread her legs, her pussy dripping arousal to the carpet as she spread her ass cheeks. "Right here… fuck me against the door."
"Uh… what?" he asked confused.
"Just RAIL into me… right here…" she licked her lips, glancing mischievously over her shoulder at him. Swaying her ass slowly, "Stick your yummy carrot back in my warm hole…" he slipped hesitantly off the bed and she pouted at him. "Hurry!" she begged as he did seem to speed up, pressing his bulging gut to her back. "Ooh yeah… MMMN!! Nice and warm inside me?" she cooed as he nodded, grunting in agreement as he pushed back into her. "Haaa!" she moaned loudly, "Now fuck me." He began to move. "Oh yeah, just like this! You know I like it like this…" she cooed as he reached around her waist, finding her clit and beginning to flick.
"Oooh-OOOH!!" the door rattled as he banged her against it. "Ugh! Uh! Uh! Yes! Yes!" she cried out loudly, tongue lolling out as he cupped her tit with his other hand. "Oooh you're so good!" she praised, whether she meant it or not he didn't know. But she did. "Haa! Ugh! And so… good with your hands!!" she gasped, "Haa-fuck!..." she hissed as her pussy clung tightly to his cock, clenching in orgasm again as he pushed her flat against the door. "NNngh!" Shaking against it as he continued to flick her clit and pump into her. "Oooh I want you to finger me all night! Ha! Ahh!" her eyes rolled, "Use me as much as you want! GAaah!!"
He railed into her body, lifting her on the door with his deep pounding thrusts, his hand banging away as it continued to finger her, "NNgh! Ahh! Ahh!! AHH GOD!!"
"I'm gonna cum! I'm cumming!" he warned, "Haagh! T-Tell me you want it!"
"I want it! I want you cum!! Give it to me-OH SHIT!!" she climaxed again and felt his thick gooey warmth spray in her inside, "Oooh Shit… nnngh!!" she trembled, her legs wobbling tantalizingly. "MMMn!" he pulled her from the door, holding her tightly as his cock softened inside her. Sucking on her neck as she cooed, rubbing his cheek as she licked her lips.
"MMmn-mmmn…" she sighed softly, "…Got a shower?" she asked almost wistfully.
"Yeah…" he sighed, slipping out of her. "Out the door on your left…" he said as she took his hand. Smiling prettily.
"Show me."
He opened the door and she guided him into the shower giggling, turning on the water and pulling him in with her, "MMmn…" she kissed him again, sloppily and whorishly, opening her mouth wide as she sucked out his soul and saliva. "Haaa-mMNn!"
White Rabbit glanced over Mike's shoulder to see a grinning Zatanna, both thumbs up at the bathroom as White Rabbit winked, and she vanished. White Rabbit pulled away smiling sensually at him, pressing her sexy natural body to his.
"I'm not leaving until you cum all over my tits…"
"Wha?" he asked surprised as she dropped to her knees, "Oooh!" he gasped as she slipped him into her mouth, wildly sucking on him as he hardened.
"MMMn-mmmn-Ahh!! Ooh…" she pulled away, winking up at him as she cupped her breasts and wrapped them around his length. "Hard already…" she praised with a wink, "Now… feel the power of my world-famous Paizuri!" she cooed, squeezing them around his shaft and slowly sliding them up and down, "Haa-Ahhh… mmmn…" she smiled, keeping eye contact as her natural tits formed a tight seal around his trembling length, alternating the left and right one up and down as she kissed his protruding tip, and continued.
"Take your time. Enjoy how they feel around you." She whispered sensually up at him, sticking out her tongue to lick her lips again as she squeezed them tighter. Feeling him bulge as he moaned, "Yes… I want it… all over my tits… MMMN!" she gave them a tight, titty hug… and like a balloon popping.
"Uugh!" she pulled his cock from her tits, holding them up with one arm before draining his load onto them, two quick bursts before a slow oozing stream pooled into her cleavage. She slowly stroked him, smiling prettily up at him as he just let it all out onto her tits… She let his cock go as soon as she was sure every drop was drained… it dangled between his legs as she got to her feet.
"There… hows that for a birthday present-MMNgp?!" she was pinned to the wall as he kissed her again, "MMgn?! Mmn!-mmmmn…" she sighed as he began to finger her, her legs instinctively spread as her pussy trembled excitedly at the return of his fingers. "MMmng! mmMngh!!" she slobbered into his mouth, sucking on his tongue, slurping up his saliva as he kissed and flicked and- "MMMGPHAAAA-FUCK!!" she slid to the floor of the shower, shaking in pleasure as she squirted… then she sighed. "Haa-Ahhh…" she glanced down as she lost control and just… let it all out. "…I'm glad I was in the shower for that one…" she mumbled.
It would've been really embarrassing if he had to clean his sheets so late at night.
He let her catch her breath, and pulled her to her feet gingerly, before embracing her from behind and fondling her, she laughed playfully but pushed him off gently. "No-No… it might be your birthday, but I can't keep being your present. Times up, and I've already given you a special extension…" she cooed grabbing the soap. "…But you can still wash me." She said, as he happily obliged.
White Rabbit and Mike got out of the shower as White Rabbit's legs gingerly stepped back into his bedroom after drying off, getting her clothes back on. By then her legs were working right. Mike managed to get his pants on as White Rabbit walked out… both of them finding a grinning Izzy on the couch, watching them both.
"See? It wasn't that bad…" she smiled as Mike sighed.
"…Okay… MAYBE… getting to spend time with my favorite adult starlet…" he mumbled as White Rabbit smiled prettily and winked appreciatively at him. "Wasn't terrible. But Pity sex isn't exactly my idea of a good birthday present Izzy." He said crossly. "So? Pay up. you're going to pay her right?"
"Right… Tell Orders I'll bring it when I come in tomorrow…"
"Oooh…" White Rabbit replied hesitantly. "She's not going to like that."
"It's fine! She knows I'm good for it…" White Rabbit rolled her eyes, turned Mike's head to hers and gave him a deep sensual kiss as Izzy smiled at her. "See you later." She waved coyly at him, turning and heading towards the door, and stepping outside. Mike sighed, rubbing his forehead, a little unconvinced that his best friend ordered his favorite adult star to have sex with him for an hour.
"What did she mean by 'see you later'?" he asked, dropping onto the couch next to her as Izzy respawned in the game.
"Well she probably thinks you're going to order her from now on…" she smirked playfully as he sighed forlornly.
"…Even if I wanted to, I can't afford her regularly." He replied, watching as Izzy curb-stomped the boss that had not too long ago put her in the ground. "…Did you eat the food you ordered?" he asked curiously.
"Yeah. Don't worry I ordered Pizza…" she then eyed him and smiled fondly. "…Happy Birthday you idiot."
He smiled sadly back at her, "…Thanks Icky Izzy…" he said with a half-smile. "Watch out for the get-up attack."
"Wha-SHIT!" she grumbled passing him the controller as YOU DIED appeared on the screen.
Time: 4:02 AM. Place: Gotham (Mikes Apartment.)
Izzy snored loudly on the couch with a blanket over her, she was curled beneath it as Mike, having gotten up to go to the bathroom, glared at her, eventually rolling his eyes. She had been too tired to head back to her own place, so as always she just crashed on his couch, and she always snored after gaming and pizza. But he covered her head delicately with a pillow to try and muffle the sound… it didn't help that much.
Tap Tap Tap. He blinked, rubbing his eyes again. "Who the hell could it be at four whatever in the morning…" he mumbled to himself, walking across his floor to the door, checking out the peephole… and freezing. Then promptly opening the door like a popgun.
Joy 'Joy Toy' Toyoda was standing outside his 'front porch' (it was really just a small landing) dressed in a warm jacket and pants. She smiled prettily at him, her straight white teeth gleaming in the early morning. "Ohaiyo." She whispered seductively, hearing Izzy's snores as he stared at her blankly. "Can I come in?" she cooed.
"Uh… sure…" Mike said in awe as she strutted in. He shut the door and locked it again, "Uh… how can I… help you?"
"Hmmn?" she smiled playfully at him, and after taking off her shoes and leaving them by the door, she slowly made his way to his bedroom in her socks. "…Well I said I'd see you later. I thought that'd be obvious…" she purred silkily. "…I gave you your birthday present… now I'm here to be your late valentine…" she slowly stripped off her jacket, showing off her smooth shoulders and light top, before she curled an inviting finger at him, turning the corner into the hallway heading to his room.
"…No way." He breathed, quickly turning his head around the corner as her shirt came flying out to cover his head. "…Uh…?" he moaned as she smiled, sitting topless on his bed, rubbing her legs slowly together… she was so hot he thought she might set herself on fire like a match.
"Don't you want me to be your valentine?" she cooed. "I know I'm late… but I'll make it up to you…" and she curled a finger at him again as he entered his room, and shut the door.
......…."Nngh?" Izzy's eyes flickered open at the soft thumping.
"Haa…AHhh! Oh yes! Oh! YES! Sugoi!! IKU!! MOTTO-MOTTO!" muffled grunting and groaning coming from down Mike's hallway. Izzy stared at the door, the sounds increasing… she smiled faintly. Lied back down, and covered her ears with the pillow, successfully drowning out her best friend getting some… before mumbling to herself rather reluctantly before she went back to sleep.
"…This might have been a mistake…"
…We will see…
End
One of the reasons I had to post the shorts first (in my head anyway) is because Izzy's best buddy Mike is introduced in them. He's going to show up a lot more often.