Okay, John let's remember what the hell actually happened. You walk out of your home in the shitty apartment you bought as a 16-year-old, of course it ran you into debt but that doesn't matter anymore. You know why? Cause you're FUCKING DEAD! 

You didn't get ran over, you didn't get shanked, shot, a plane exploding, disease, NO!! You died to your neck getting snapped or broken, don't know, after you tripped and fell about 5 feet down on your neck.

Now you're in some white realm where usually you get Isekaied... except that there's no goddamn R.O.B to get reincarnated. "Stop calling me a R.O.B, also you been here for five minutes calm down." I hear from everywhere, aka my R.O.B has finally appeared! Thank itself me... "I already asked you stop calling me a R.O.B." The entity that is not a R.O.B said to me this time a bit more annoyed.

 "Well, your ungrateful disappointment of existence died by an accident, I intended to give you a much worse life but here we are. So, I decided out of kind of feeling bad for you I'm going to isekai you like those shitty animes you watched." The entity says to me "Hey those animes are good you just are not cultured." "Oh, really?" It says obviously sarcastic

 (A couple of minutes later) 

"You know what? I'm sick of you! Here you'll be some op protagonist in Naruto, your abilities are Ten shadows, blood manipulation, and being a fire envoy. I don't care what your opinion is now LEAVE!!!" I may have accidentally pissed off a newfound godly entity.

Before getting shoved into a portal, the entity says something to me "Look, your special all right? Also, your abilities are translated to the world don't question it accept it." I don't quite understand before I get pushed into the portal by another guy. I hear some words coming out of the original entity "Why so serious towards l- r-." that's all I could hear before I get sent into some baby's body.

I see a severely injured man limping towards me-wait when the hell am I born? Where the hell am I born? Oh, dear mysterious entity I kind of bonded with grant me luck, PLS! I shout inside my head hoping that mysterious entity helps me out, I begin to see that limping man walk towards me reaching out for me. "Son, you got to live... me and your mom love you very much... The man begins to tear up we need you to know we love you, Shilong...." The man then dies in front of me before he can hold me one more time, from what I just assumed my father quite literality just died... I'm A FUCKING ORPHAN!

I'm going to either suffer the cruel fate of being one of Danzo's little helpers or just fucking die, which one is better? Don't know me.

 (After a while of being stuck in a bed a couple ninjas get John or Shilong and bring him to the orphanage in Konoha, approximately 4 years have gone by and Shilong is still wondering what the hell is he going to do)

 Shilong Pov

I wake up seeing the sunlight on my face it being a constant reminder that this isn't a dream, and I live in ninja hell world and I'm completely defenseless besides my basic training and heritage to the Nara clan.

Though I look different than most Naras as I have light golden brown hair instead of the usually black hair for Naras.

For some reason I keep getting checked up on the clan head, Shikamaru's dad, which is pretty weird for just a 4-year-old child... Getting checked up by the clan head usually means you're either a disappointment or your important to the clan by some weird reason. 

I also can't be related by the guy, I learned about my parents, or well my singular parent, mom was quote on quote "Not a good person" though from what I learned from overhearing people my dad really loved mom, and they seemed to love each other a lot.

Don't know why she just upped and left us, and the sad part is that it was the night before the Kyubi attack that she left, the day before old man died....

Life must have sucked for him and why in the hell did he say that both of them love me? Hold on I look different from all of the other Naras my mom probably wasn't a Nara, but my dad was one and for some reason she was forced to leave... Huh, the one that wasn't a Nara was forced to leave, probably was either from a weird clan or a civilian one. Explains that my abilities are translated to this world now and the fact that-Get the hell out of bed me.

I finally get out of bed and put on some clothes while beginning to get ready to do my daily training, it's just where I run for a while and sometimes go into the forest which may or may be not the forest of death don't know and learn how to survive.

And by survive, I mean hunt animals, practice my skills like throwing kunai and shuriken giving to me by the clan head-he's actually pretty chill not gonna lie. 

(As Shilong continues to run to the forest he encounters giant animals he makes sures to avoid, until he notices a boar running towards him... He has no choice but to attack) 

"Man, just leave me alone." I say to the boar dodging its attack by sidestepping it, thank God I did all that training, I then proceed to try to stab it, but its skin is either to hard or I'm too weak to pierce it with this kunai, it bounces off "Ugh, why is everything in this world on steroids." I say to myself and the boar, though the boar slams its head into my chest, I think it broke a few ribs. "ᴰᵃᵐⁿ ⁱᵗ." I faintly grunt, before I could strike the boar again a giant snake appears, it seems to be about 15 feet long. The boar looks at the snake and tries to attack it, but the snake begins to choke the life of it tightening around the boar, okay me this is your chance to run away...

I begin to run then look at the boar again... for some reason I actually kinda like that boar, this is the dumbest decision but who cares. I toss a kunai into the snake's eye, it lands, it lets go of the boar and the boar seems to have gained a liking to me, first ever pet me.

I pet the boar, it actually seems to like it, sadly the snake then preceded to start slithering towards us quickly, I know if I can't pierce the boar, I can't pierce the snake's skin so the eyes will do, I evade and the boar rams into the snake's side. It seems to have a slight effect, but the snake just shakes it off and begins to try to attack us again, it hits me in the head.... My head it throbs, and, in this moment, I finally awaken the shadows.

Bleeding from the head doesn't seem to injure me but unlock my true potential, I summon the divine doggos and shout at them to rush the snake, they can pierce it along with the boar ramming into it at a moment's notice I let them do the work. When I noticed one of the doggos might get hit I chip in blinding the other eye of the snake... After that we don't have to try that much, it's like beating up a crippled in fact it is! This stupid snake is pathetic! "WHAT DON"T YOU WANNA FIGHT BACK!?!?" I shout at the snake as I continue to beat on it, kicking, punching, it doesn't make any form of movement or response, in a couple of minutes it'll bleed to death.

I unsummon the doggos with the hand sign and almost collapse luckily my new pet boar saved me from falling face first, I decide to repay him with rubbing and petting him, he actually is really cute for a pretty big boar.

"Uh, what should I name you? After a couple of minutes, I get an idea I'm going to call you Hagusa Toyoyoshi! Yeah, that's a good name." I say to the boar and its reaction it actually seems to like the name.

Eventually I leave but not before giving my new pet Hagusa, some food, mainly fish and some edible berries I learned from a survival book I found in the orphanage.

It also begins to eat the snake, alive, this boar probably can hold a grudge. it's pretty chill though. Speaking of orphans Naruto is still the prankster guy that we all love and know... I actually sometimes hang out with him; he's a pretty good prankster and I learned a few things about stealth from him...

Why didn't nobody talk about his stealth? he hid from a ninja village and only a guy with a mystical crystal ball could find him and his ninja teacher. So, I would say I can hide from a chunin level ninja maybe even higher now that I unlocked the Ten Shadows... Well now all I have to do is find out how to unlock my fire envoy abilities... I pretty sure it's from the anime fog hill of the five elements right me?

(As Shilong begins to wonder what he will do next he eventually goes back to the orphanage to meet Naruto)

"Oh, hey Shi! How ya doing?" Naruto says to me his smile beaming out like the goddamn son "Good Naruto, how's your day going? And please don't tell me you pranked another person, if you want some stuff just ask me and I'll get it for you, okay?" "It's just the average day and I didn't prank anybody to your information." Naruto says and then proceeds to grin from ear to ear "You said you get me anything? If that's the case, I want some ramen!" Naruto shouts, even as a kid this guy's still goofy I mentally sigh to myself and grab some money from my wallet, given to me graciously by clan head, I walk with Naruto and get him some ramen from Ichiraku's ramen.

Now knowing I'm broke, I have to now go back to the orphanage... (When Shilong goes to the orphanage he notices the clan head Shikamaru's dad Shikaku, the Nara one not the tailed beast) "Uh, hello there clan head what ya doing here?" I ask Shikaku thinking in my head what could this guy's purpose be here "Simple Shilong, I'm adopting you. And also going to tell you about your heritage, mainly your father's side." "Huh." End of chapter