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"How… in the… what in the…" I stared at the sight before me, "I thought we were having a wargame?" I asked dressed in armor as we stared out at the literal FLEET of ships before us. And by 'us' I mean, Me, Daelin, Basila, Dis, and Baine.
Against my better judgment and Basila's insistence, I sighed up for a wargame but apparently instead of the usual forest, wasteland, swamp… um… snowfield? Whatever the wizard teachers do to set up the battleground… today we were fighting on the ocean… I didn't think we were even that close to a beach.
Six LARGE ships, three on each side and about uh… half a league apart? That's a nautical term right? I don't know. Still the ships were massive, I think they were called dreadnaughts? Juggernaughts? I'm not really familiar with Azeroth ships or ships in general really I just know they have massive decks and we're supposed to fight on them… ship to ship combat.
"Because THAT's not dangerous…" I mumbled, "Some of us are wearing heavy armor what if we fall in the water?!" Dis, wearing Leather armor that did nothing to hide her large breasts and holding a rather elaborately designed Warhammer absently slapped my knees with it… any harder and she'd make a home run of my legs.
"it's all perfectly safe-" She blew a bubble of gum, letting it pop between her lips, and added "-don't whine. Besides…" she said, curling a finger at me as she led me through the crowd to the shore to find a collection of… nagas a think. Almost all of them female but there were a few males, big ones with powerful bodies and snakelike heads with impressive jawlines. Some were just lounging on the beach in the sun.
…Most of them were really good looking too, four arms, long snake tails, and attractive model-like faces… however they were all dressed the same in tight bright red T-shirts and tight bright red… I guess some sort of tight mini-skirt that covered a portion of their tails where the lower body of anyone with legs would be…
"Hey Rahja…" one of the naga girls suddenly sat up from sunbathing, she seemed to be wearing a flattering red-sports bra instead of a T-shirt, her yellow snake eyes leveled on Dis, and she darted around her fellow Naga and loomed over us both. Standing on her snake tail running her four arms over her body and dusting off sand.
"Hello Dis. Who's the humie?" she teased with a reverberating voice, glancing at me.
"This is Wildhammer one of the Overwatch High kids."
"Mmm…" she said, her forked tongue flicked out between her blue lips as if waving hello at me. "Well Wildhammer got a last name?"
"Jeremy." I said, gazing up at her, somewhat awed. Coach was a tall girl but Rahja on her tail was… very tall. "I mean. I'm Jeremy Wildhammer." I replied as she smiled down at me but I was knocked out of my trance as Dis's gum went, POP! and she elbowed me so hard I almost fell over.
"Rahja, explain to Wildhammer why the navy battles are perfectly safe." Dis declared as Rahja cleared her throat, which sounded like she was warming up to sing, before gesturing to the crowd of naga happily lounging on the shore.
"Well Jeremy." She cooed, her voice echoing in my ears. "We make sure nobody drowns on the off chance you fall off the boat." She said kindly, "We circle the ships and anyone that enters the water gets zipped away to shore. So quickly you'll hardly be wet." She replied as her tail slithered in the sand. "There are dozens of us here and the various islands out at sea…"
"See Wildhammer perfectly fine." I blinked at Dis as she seemed far to calm to me… but I guess as long as there are precautions? I mean what are the odds I end up in the water?... High. It's fairly High. But Rahja seemed nice enough. "Head on back I'll see you on the ship." She said, as POP went her gum as she turned her attention to Rahja. "So Rahja are we still on for later?"
"Mmnn!" cooed Rahja as I decided to leave them to their conversation. "Tacos!" she replied happily as I just… decided to ignore that. But I like tacos…
Once I got back to the group I only found Basila and Baine with Daelin missing, but he returned moments after me handing out slips of firm paper. Marked with colors and numbers. Meaning what side we were fighting on and what colors… the good news was we were all on the same side. Horde Red. The bad news was I was on Ship three and I was the only one of our little group that was.
"You'll be fine." Baine replied as Daelin and a surprisingly annoyed Basila went off to Ship Two. Baine clapped a hand on my shoulder as Dis, who had arrived just in time to head off with Baine. "Just stay to the back and hide behind the bigger warriors. You are very small."
I stared at him as he cleared his throat, and decided to just walk away. Dis swatted my butt with her hand as she followed him. "Don't be a sissy Wildhammer, we'll get tacos later." I just watched her go before taking a breath and heading to board boat three…
…Oh no… Iron Horde.
Garrosh Hellscream's discount motorcycle gang… how many of them are on my ship? One-two-… They all have a pair of crossed axes stamped on their armor or weapons so… 10… there are ten of the 'Iron Horde' on my ship and I don't have anyone to watch my back… I'm… sure I'll be fine right? They wouldn't attack anyone on their own team?
I kept to the back as suggested as the horn of battle sounded and the ships began to move to the roars and the cheers of the students. Rattling weapons, chanting, banging shields like drums, stomping feet and hooves. I could even hear some sort of orcish battle song from Ship Two all the way over here. If I listened just right I could almost hear Basila's gravelly singing voice.
In fact I was so focused on the song… I didn't hear the iron horde grunts coming up behind me. One covered my mouth, the other grabbed my legs. The boom of the opposing juggernaut's cannons muffled my struggles, in hindsight I shouldn't have picked the far corner behind everyone else where no-one would see me get hurled over the railing, screaming into the waters head first. With my armor and my dad's hammer I sunk QUICKLY… I briefly struggled to right myself but I could barely move…
Then a pair of glowing yellow eyes shot over my face, "Aaaah!" bubbles shot from my mouth at the shock as Rahja gave me an almost pitying look, then gently took my hands with two of hers and shot off through the waters so quickly my eyes were stinging and I had to shut them..
"BWAAAH!" I suddenly gasped for breath as I was hurled out of the water and onto the sand. "COUGH! Cough… ugh I think swallowed a fish…"
"Mmmn… next time try to keep your mouth closed…" Rahja cooed kindly, she slithered around me and rested her elbows into the sand before placing her chin on her hands as I sat up, briefly watching the juggernauts clash together and the sound of battle reaching even this somewhat distant little island. One of her hands flicked a webbed finger under my chin as she smiled. "MMmn? So how did you get into the water before the fighting even started?"
"Iron horde jerks tossed me in."
Rahja rolled her eyes, "Ugh them… MMmmn…" her tail draped itself over my legs sliding up and down playfully as her tongue hissed from her lips. "No fun at all…" She leaned her pretty face right next to mine, running her tongue on my cheek suddenly as I flinched. "Mmmn. All salty… Hey… want a play a little bit before I have to go back to work?"
"What?!" I flinched but her hands, all four of them, were already removing my armor. Easily. Someone's had practice.
"MMMn… Dis says your fun. I like fun… and since you got knocked out of the game VERY early… I thought we could have some." Her tongue slithered from her lips, licked at my face, before prying my lips open and pushing my back to the sand. "Mmmn…"
When did I get naked? She's REALLY good…
Her hands were slimy against my skin but in a good way, more like lotion than secretions. She ran them down my body as she lied my on top of her tail like a pillow, sliding down my chest with her own before she let her slippering fingers wrap around my junk. "MMmn..." she hummed softly, sliding her hand up and down my length as I squirmed beneath her. Her other hands holding me FIRMLY down against her as she gazed at my dick like she'd never seen one before.
She smiled broadly, her eyes following her hand before she opened her mouth wide like she was going to swallow more than my dick, her tongue slithering out to wrap around me before letting go and giving me a-tongue job?
"Ahaa-haaah-mmmn!" she cooed loudly, tasting, squeezing and stroking me as she rubbed my body with her slippery hands. "Aah… SALTY." She giggled as her tongue uncoiled around me and slurped back into her mouth before she leaned over to plant her lips on the tip. "Mmn…mwah…" her tongue darted out again to shuffle up and down my length. "Ahh… aaha…" if her mouth wasn't so wet and her tongue wasn't so slippery she might have started a fire. "Haah-haah-haah…" her tongue twisted and coiled around me before she wrapped her lips fully around my tip and dove to the base, her tongue flopping around like a tentacle before slithering into her mouth to do GOOD THINGS inside it against my girth.
"Mmmn… mmnngh!" she buried her face into my crotch as my toes and fingers curled in the sand as my hips slowly pumped up into her face. Her hands rested on my hips and she pulled me up into her mouth. "Mmn… MMN-hmmmn…" twisting her large head side to side as she buried her nose into my sack, feeling it quiver against her nostrils as she noisily SLURPED. "Mmn!"
"Haah! Aah…" I shuddered, shaking wildly as she sucked out my soul, pulling her head off my twitching cock even as I kept shooting a hot load into her mouth. It shot over her tongue as she easily caught my ropes, scooping it into her mouth as she shut her lips, her tongue doing a little windmill around them as she slurped it back inside. "Mmmmn…" she inhaled deeply through her nose as a shudder of pleasure surged through her entire serpent body.
Making my head vibrate as she released a heavy sigh, letting her tongue loll from her mouth. She smiled prettily as her fin-like hair wobbled playfully. "Mmn… Salty…" she licked her hips again before dropping her body onto mine. "Feeling better?" she cooed as I cleared my throat.
…One can't say no to such a question after receiving a blowjob… so.
"Yeah…" I mumbled as she rubbed my body again. "I mean… I wasn't so unhappy that I didn't get to participate I'm not much of a fighter." There was a large explosion of magic over one of the dreadnaughts, #2 I think. "…Yeah I'm glad I'm not on those right now…" I replied sheepishly as she chuckled. "Don't you need to be out there?"
"Mmmmn? Want to get rid of me so quickly?" she teased as I sighed, then sighed again as she began fondling my sack and stroking me once again. "Mmmn… They don't really need me unless one of the ships sinks…" she purred gently.
"Does that… ahh… does that happen often?" I moaned, bucking up towards her face as her tongue playfully wiggled out of her mouth.
"MMnnm…" her fingers danced up and down my twitching member, "…Sometimes?" she cooed, "I better hurry up than just…" stroke. "In." Squeeze. "Case!" she teased me, her hands caressing my body, her fingers massaging my skin and my muscles as she opened her mouth again. "Haaah!" she breathed a misty fog onto my cock before wrapping her lips around me. "Mmphm. MMphm. Mmngh-pmn…mmngh!"
Inhaling my dick into her throat again and again, her tongue coiled around me as she seemed to use it to shove her face out of my crotch only to yank it back down. Her mouth was so tight as she plunged up and down. My hands went from the sand to her body, caressing her soft scales.
"MMmghn!" her tail tip coiled playfully against my face, gently sliding over my skin as her hands rubbed my chest, balls, and cheek… the final hand was holding herself up for balance. "Mmngh!"
"Haa-haah…" I panted faster, and faster, feeling my load ready to burst. "Rahja I'm… NGh!" I held on, my muscles tightening as her head dove up and down just a few more times before jumping back up to my tip. Holding her mouth open as her yellow eyes twinkled prettily at me.
"MMN! Aaah… aaah-haaa… cum in my mouth…" she purred, tongue lolling from her lips to hang invitingly against my shaft as if comparing length, "Ahh-haaa-AAAAAH!" feeling my seed bubbling in my balls, ready to shoot up and fire accurately into her mouth-
"Haaah!"
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Horde Ship Three and Alliance Ship One erupted in a massive green fireball and several bolts of lightning as a gaping hole pierced the vessel and began to sink. Rahja and I jumped in shock, my cock twitching and erupting thick ropes of cum across her face as she gasped, "AH-?!" she flinched as more sprayed on her smooth-skinned pretty face.
Rahja pouted briefly as I continued to pant exhaustedly, relaxing on her body as her tongue slipped out of her mouth and swirled around her face, slurping up my cum. "Mwah…" she puckered her lips and briefly watched the sinking ship before quickly pulling her body away from me and crawling into the water. "Mmmn. I need to go help with that… you should redress." She winked before shooting off into the water.
Her tail was the last thing I saw of her as it flicked and splashed, I hardly registered her movements and my body was the same. My head flopped into the sand where it had been using her thick tail as a pillow.
"Ow!" I grunted, before glancing around for my clothes. My armor neatly pilled in a small corner, I grabbed at my pants most importantly before yanking them on. Then my shirt as I watched Horde ship three sink beneath the waves taking Alliance Ship One with it…
I sighed, sat on the beach, and continued watching from a distance as lights like fireworks burst and pop, fires, lightning, if I squinted I could see bodies flying off the ships… But the minutes passed… then lights started to fade until finally, a horn declared an end to the wargame as I sighed. Got up, and waited…
And waited… and waited some more. I frowned, staring out onto the ocean as the ships that still floated began sailing to shore. A collection of wizards, warlocks and sorceresses magicked the sunken ships from the water, beaching them for repairs… however.
"HEY I'M STILL HERE!" I shouted, staring indignantly out across the waters… "HEY!!" I stared blankly from the waterline before jumping and waving. "Hey! HEY!!!" I finally stopped jumping and stared. "…They forgot about me didn't they?" I asked nobody, and nobody answered…
I briefly wondered how I was going to get back to shore. Somebody should eventually notice I'm not there right?... I took a breath again. Keep calm… think it through… Oh!
I got up, cleared my throat, and took a deep breath then. "FREYA!!"
It took her a minute before my Valkyre landed into the sand with an explosive entrance, her massive wings spreading out. "Master Jeremy! Are you in danger?!"
"No but I am trapped on an Island." I replied sadly, "…Can you take me home? Or at least the shoreline?"
"Yes!" she declared proudly as I grabbed my armor and she picked me up. "Hold on tight master Jeremy." She quickly carried me to shore, landing on the sand as she put me down. I sighed tiredly as she fluttered her wings. "Master how did you end up stranded on that island?"
"Oh that's where um…" I thought about it, "The lifeguard left me. I guess she forgot I was there."
Freya brandished her spear threateningly, "Shall I destroy her?"
"No. Freya don't destroy her, I-"
"Oh…" Dis strutted across the beach and beside her was Rahja, "You're already here…" dressed in a one-piece swimsuit Dis and Rahja approached me. "…I thought you said you left him on the island?"
"MMmmn… I did… but he's a clever one…" Cooed Rahja, her tongue flicking across her lips. "I guess he didn't want to wait… mmmn. Shame…" she writhed exotically in the sand.
"…Well…" Dis mumbled, tossing her braided pigtails over her shoulder and exposing her GENEROUS cleavage even in the one-piece suit. "Since he spoiled our Funtime want to get tacos?" she asked lazily, popping her gum again as I blinked at her.
"Spoiled your funtime?" I asked suspiciously as Rahja giggled, Dis maintained her rather cool expression before replying, frankly.
"If you have to think about it Wildhammer then I sense trouble for you in the future…" she noted warningly. "Come on. I guess we should go tell Basila not to kill those Iron Horde dickwads since you're safe and shit…" she added lazily. "Then we'll get tacos."
Rahja and I watched her go as she turned to me, her yellow eyes twinkling seductively as she whispered in a sensual hiss. "You should've waited Jeremy… it's been so LONG since Dis and I have played with the same boy…" she began following the shortstack dwarf girl adding teasingly, "We would've destroyed that Island…" she said lecherously as I stared at her, her tail flicking out of sight as I turned to Freya.
"…Want some tacos?" I asked.
"I am good Master Jeremy."
"So am I, I guess." I replied just as the two Iron Horde toadies who tossed me over the railing at the beginning of the battle ran screaming towards the water as a furiously angry Basila waved her ax over her head in a berserk battle cry, Baine and Daelin chased after her, trying to restrain her.
End