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"Hmm."
"Ohhhhhh ♡ Oh myyyyy ♡♡"
"Mmmm."
"Aaahh ♡ Ahh ♡ Ooh ♡ Ohhh ♡♡!"
"Hmmmmmmm."
"Nnnnngggghhhhhhhhh ♡♡!"
—Squish! Squish! Squish! Squishy! Squeeze! Squelch! ♡♡
My left hand is at Maria's mouth.
My right finger is in her butt.
As I pondered this predicament, I used magic to clean her anus simultaneously.
To overcome the challenge of her butt being fully exposed by my loincloth, my beloved wife suggested using her hands to cover it. On the battlefield, even if only one hand is occupied, leaving your rear unprotected is simply not advisable. Still, when facing this kind of obstacle, it's crucial to consider every possible solution. Dismissing ideas as impossible or futile won't help us move forward.
"Oh, my b-butt! My buuuutt... Ahh! Nnnngh! Oh! Ohhh! Feels sooo good! Yes, yes! Aaah!"
"What should I do now...?"
Gniiiiiisshhhh...
"Oooh...! Hooooooo!"
Even increasing the number of fingers from one to two doesn't bring clarity on how to solve this issue.
As my fingers spread inside her, making squelching sounds, all it does is widen her anus further, drawing more attention to its presence instead.
"Ahhhhhiiiii! ♡♡ Inside! I-innsideee! ♡♡ F-fingered... Ohhff! Nnngh! More! M-more butt! Butttoooooo! Ahhhi! O-oh-OOOHHH!"
"I guess there's only so much you can hide with just one finger... Hmm. Perhaps it isn't necessary to be limited by fingers alone."
Shllluuuupppp! ♡
"Nnnnnnooooohhh... ♡♡"
Even after removing my finger from her well-worked asshole, the gaping hole remained open wide. The squishy, writhing sphincter was simply too bold and massive for slender digits to conceal—above all else, they were far too short.
So, I stripped them off. Shedding all my clothes, I replaced my finger with something thicker and longer: my own dick.
"Urrgh."
"Unnnngggghhh'oooooooh! ♡♡ Oh co-cock... Oooohhh... ♡♡ Aaaaah! Oh! G-gonnaaahhh!" ♡♡ "Ffffuuuuckkkk!" ♡♡
Squish. Squish-squish-squish. Slurrrrp! ♡♡
Her ass swallowed my dick whole, gulp by gulp. Maria's well-trained anus didn't even require me to thrust forward once I'd inserted it; her anal muscles undulated around my shaft like a throat swallowing its prey. Despite being designed for excretion, this filthy slut's body could handle reverse flow with ease.
"Just as expected, now your anus is completely hidden."
"Yes, mmmmy looovvveee... ♡♡ It feels soooo gooood!"
"All we have left to do now is verify whether you can fight while maintaining this position. Come on, Maria. Do your best and stand up."
"Aaaaahh! ♡ Yes, hnnngh! Ohhh! ♡♡ Nnnngggh! Yes, yesss! Fuhhhh! Fuuuuuhhh!" ♡♡
With my cock still buried inside her asshole, Maria began shakily rising to her feet. To support my struggling wife, I braced her body with my shaft.
"This is it, champ. You can do this, Maria!"
"Fughhh! Fugoooooh!"
It's far too awkward to call it standing.
Still, she manages to support herself on her two legs. Even considering that my cock is helping prop her up, I can definitely say she's doing most of the work herself.
"Next, let's move forward. All right, put your right foot ahead."
"Haaah... Haaaah... Haaaaaah... Mmmnnnghh!"
Shllluuuupppp~!
"Ahhhhhiii... Ahh! A! A! My butt... It's bending back soooo much!" she moaned ecstatically.
"I see..."
Maria moved forward, but I stayed where I was.
Naturally, as soon as we separated like this, my cock began slipping out of her with squishy sounds. If we continued at this rate, all our efforts to conceal her anus would be undone. So what should we do?
"This seems like the only option."
Fmpfff!
"Ohhhnoooh?! ♡♡"
If the problem was Maria taking a step alone, then all I had to do was follow suit. Simple enough. Apart from the fact that my momentum carried me even farther inside her than before, everything went according to plan.
"We need to synchronize our movements here. Don't worry, we'll be fine."
"Wait—ahh...ohhhnnnnoooooo...mmf...mmmff...ooonnnn!"
Bluuuurp.
We've known each other for years, but this new activity is tricky.
I thought Maria was ready to take another step forward, so I moved ahead as well, but apparently her timing wasn't quite right yet. As a result, my cock pushed her out even farther. This isn't easy...
"Ahhhiiiii! It's turning inside out! Ohhh, it's turning inside out again!"
This time, thinking she would retreat, I took a step back—but she stayed perfectly still. Consequently, my cock started pulling her intestines out with it.
"Nghhhhh!"
Realizing that wouldn't do, I immediately returned to my original position. Now my cock was fully reinserted once more.
Shlurp! Shlurp! Shlurp! Shluuuuurp! ♡
From her lower body, a gush of vaginal fluid sprays forth; from her upper half, milk squirts from her swollen erect nipples. The sweet scent of female arousal mixes with the raw odor of flesh to create an incredibly stimulating atmosphere.
"Ahhh...♡ Ohh!♡ Ohhh...♡ Feels soooo...gooood...♡♡ My butt! My buuutt! I loooove it! Butt! Cock! I llllove themmm...♡♡"
I can see signs of fatigue on Maria's face now, too. Time for one last bit of fun—no, wait. It's time to begin our examination. Sumo is an intense sport, after all, so we need to test how vigorously she can handle movement before reaching her limit.
And so...
Doomp! Doomp! Dooooomp! Doom-doomp! Dooommp! ♡
"Hogoooooooh! ♡♡ Fuuuuh! Butt! Butttt! Cumming! Cumming! CUMMING, I'M CUMMING! ♡ Ohhh, cumming through my butt! ♡ Getting fucked deep and hard, reaching climax!" ♡
I vigorously excavate her asshole with wide strokes. Gripping Maria's ample rear tightly, I thrust relentlessly with all my might.
This level of intensity is still within expectations.
"Mariaaa! Noko, noko!"
"What's 'noko'?! ♡ Nokkkk! ♡ Noooo! What does that mean?! Aiieeee! Aiiiieee! Oooooohh!"
"It's just sumo shouts, come on!"
"Noooooo! ♡ Noko! ♡ Nokoooooohhh!" ♡
DUBBBBBBRRRUSHHHH! ♡ Dripppsh! ♡ Blubblubdoooo! ♡ Pshyurrrrsh! ♡ Bbbbuuurrruuh! ♡
"Nnncooooooooohhh...ooohhhh...ohhhhhhhhh!" Maria's moans erupted at such volume that if they hadn't been in a well-soundproofed room, it surely would've drawn complaints from their children.
In the end...
"I really didn't need to be the one to test this out, did I?"
"What? No, not at all."
"..."
"Well, never mind that—let's cheer on our kids!"
The first-ever Sumo Festival in town proceeded without incident. As planned, the men wore only loincloths, while the women donned short sleeves and shorts.
"Ain..."
"Hmm..."
My wife glared at me with such adorable exasperation that—
"Mmmf! ♡♡"
Without thinking, I silenced her quivering lips with my own.
"Mmmf... ♡♡ Pfft... ♡♡"
"Maria, did you enjoy that...?"
"...Yesss... ♡♡"
I wanted to push her down right there, but we were still in public.
"Dadddddddy! Mommmmmyyy! Quit being all lovey-dovey and cheer for meeeeee!"
In response to our son's anguished cry as he seemed on the verge of defeat, Maria and I decided to seriously root him on. Well, my hands continued groping her butt the whole time, at least.
As an aside, it turned out the loincloth costume was indeed quite precarious, leading to a rather unfortunate sight I never want to see again when something flopped out. Nevertheless, thanks to some fervent lobbying from certain women, the festival will continue with the same attire next year and beyond.