There she was Emillie stood in front of hin in a cute dress with ribbons."I picked this outfit just for you Yoshi" she put her hand on his chin getting closer.
their lips were apart by mere milimeters.
"I want to do it with you Yoshi" she said as he begun to crease his hair.
"Are you sure Em?" he replied. "I've never been more sure in my life". She sat on his bed "Are we going to begin?"
They begunt to make out their hands exploring eachother.
"Yoshi i have a question?"she begun to blush.
"what is it Em?".
"Do you have protection, I don't want to risk it"
His jaw dropped he had thouht that he was transported to fantasy world with swords and magic but it turns out to be like modern day Japan.
He looked out a castle window and notieced sky scrapers.
"Holy Shi-".
"Whats wrong dear? You don't have them".
While that is true his bag was the only thing that wasn't teleported with him. But the reason for his scream was simply that he was shocked.
"No thets not it ... I mean yeah I don't have any on me, I'll go get some"
He ran out of the room.
"Wait we can do it without them" as he run further her screams were geting more silent.
after runing for like 10 minutes he notieced a store. Thanks to his tittle he doesn't need to pay for anything in capital.
He walks up to casier. "Helo our hero what do you need" a young woman asked."can I have one big pack of ... condoms? no acually please give me like five". Casier blushed deep red, she was to shy to reply so she just nodded and after puting his requested items into a grocery bag she handed it to him.
As he left the store he had a feeling of dejavu, after a few seconds of thinking he remembered it was like last time when he try to do it with his childhood friend but it never happened.
He heard a loud honk "Oh no not again" a white flash before him.
and again the only thing that was left behing him was his bag of condoms.
In big white room soft and kind voice echoed."You are ment to be forever pure and I saved you again ... "
He was laying on the ground but no longer in the white room but on a cold pavement.
"Drear hero, purest of the purest" woman said standing in front of him.
"Not again! fu-" He screamed. Leaving everyone shocked in the room.