Light Pierces thru a window, hitting the face of a woman? No, it was man!! A man that seems to have soft skin, long black hair, and blue? Yes blue eyes. The beautiful man stired awake from the light of the sun.
"Why did I put my bed right here?" the man thought, *ding* suddenly he felt the urge to monologue. "huh? Oh, hello! You must be wondering who I am. The name is Matthew Thorn and I work in the church from the town, Blue-warn. You must be wondering why that's important well- wait, why the fuck am I doing this.... AND WHO AM I TALKING TO!? I'm not going crazy, right?!"
*ding, ding DING!!* "ERROR!! intelligence abnormally high for a main character!! computing next valuable option...10%" A blue translucent screen pops out of no where with a robotic voice causing Matthew to jump back in response. "What the fuck!? Who is this? ARE YOU A DEMON!?", Matthew quickly grabs his holy staff getting ready for battle.*ding* The blue screen and the robotic voice pop up again, "Adapting to changes, updating based on new code....10%....40%.... 70%....100%..."
Matthew backed up, activating his holy power."Wait, why are you counting!? Who the fuck are you, High priest Matthew commands you!!" Matthew was met with silence, the light of the window and calling of morning birds is the only thing keeping him from hearing his own breath.
*ding, ding* "hello my silly little character!! sorry for the scare!!" The blue screen pops up with a different non-robotic voice behind Matthew scaring him *Yelp*, Matthew regains his battle stance yelling, "Who are you or better yet WHAT are you, a demon, unknown entity- wait.... don't tell me are you... you... GOD!?". At saying that last part Matthews eyes sparkled with excitement but, *ding!* poor Matthew was met with shock as the blue screen responded.
"eh... yes and no...", Matthew sparkles were gone when he heard that he even started to pout a little. "Huh? What do you mean by that?! Then what are you?!". Matthew was upset no, better yet frustrated or MONSTEROUSLY angry at this PARASITE of a thing, giving him the hope that he met his holyness. This blue heathen!!
*ding, ding* "well, since I helped code you in I guess I'm technically your god... but, I don't really count since I'm not N҉F҉B҉A҉S҉I҉L҉ herself" Matthew was dumb founded by that answer, never in his life would he have expected that answer. "ok ok one, what the fuck do you mean by code and two,.... BASED ON THAT LAST PART DO YOU KNOW NFBASIL!?".
The 'system?' was quiet for a couple good seconds then, *ding* "uh... well first I'm going explain two because one is gonna most likely break you, my silly little character. so, not really because....NFBASIL is special and barely talks to hers coworkers even tho she runs everything and for the first one....." some how the 'system?' Was being silly and waiting for while, making Matthew PISSED "so, you gonna say something?"
*ding!* A big red screen popped up in front of Matthew making him jump by the suddeness and sound "WAIT A SECOND, YOU MONKEY!!" Matthew covered his ears because how loud it was. Then, *ding* "anyways, I was trynna figure out how to explain so you'll believe it". Matthew was silent at that, thinking who this bitch is for calling him a 'monkey'.
*ding* "aight, so... you, my silly little character are... in a small pocket dimension made for a game y'know.... oh, like hero vs. demon king that kids always play outside, right?" Matthew laughed , giggled even at the shear audacity that this bitch is trying to pull by telling him that his reality is that of a children's game. "You think I'll believe such an absurd thing!? Just because you said you helped NFBASIL doesn't mean I'll believe every Goddamn thing out of your mouth!". Matthew took a breather from the yelling, "Now, I have to get ready for the summoning of the heros so DON'T bother me with such idiotic things"
*ding!*, "I AM TELLING THE TRUTH YOU MONKEY", the screen yelled out. Even tho it was loud as fuck Matthew manages to ignore it and finishes getting ready. *slam!*Matthew slam the door then breathed in trying to calm down and then walked down the hall to the main hall.
End chapter 1