"Damn it! Demoness! Spare my kidneys!"
With a bang, the warm touch spread from the forehead all over the body, slowly turning red and swelling into a small bump.
The old courtyard's parasol leaves drooped, and the fine sunlight filtered through the trees, quietly sprinkling on the slightly swaying bamboo chair under the eaves, making a creaking sound.
Su Huai got up from the ground, reaching to cover his lower back, with a few drops of cold sweat still hanging on his forehead.
Familiar green tiles and white walls, familiar light fragrance of leaves.
The feeling of the ice pick piercing the kidney before rebirth is still echoing in his mind.
What does it mean to kill someone with two ice picks in front of them?! Where is the quality?! Where is the law?! Where is morality?! And where is the compensation?! Thinking of Su Huai, the sixth in the world, if he couldn't reload and be reborn, wouldn't his reputation be ruined in an instant?
Become the first immortal to die because of kidney removal?
"Ah, life is unpredictable. I've been hiding until the end this time, but I still drifted away. Drinking is a mistake, drinking is a mistake..."
Su Huai sighed, got up and sat back on the bamboo chair in the house again. He turned his head and found the maid who was sweeping the fallen leaves in the courtyard, staring at him foolishly with her mouth open.
Looking at the face that looks like a star in an island country's action movie, Su Huai's heart, which was redeemed by the kidney thief, finally recovered a bit of vitality.
The line of sight moved down slightly.
Hmm, it's been a long time, and this girl is still as good-looking as ever!
As the former head of the Su family, the designated heir of the family, it is necessary to supervise the maid to complete the cleaning work in the courtyard seriously.
... And then take care of her physical and mental health.
"Xiaohe, come here."
Hearing his call, the little maid tightly held the broom in her hand, trotted to stand five meters away, but she would never step forward again.
She stood under the tree, timidly.
The little face is red and lovely.
"What can I do for you, young master?"
"Ahem, Xiaohe, I just saw that your forehead is dark, sweating profusely, and your steps are unsteady. This is a real bad omen!"
"Ah... What did the young master say, big... big what..."
"Big bad omen!"
Su Huai nodded solemnly.
"Come on, I am well-versed in the strange gates and the Eight Trigrams of Yin and Yang, and I can give you a good check, and also solve this lingering bad omen for you!"
With a thud, the broom fell to the ground, and then the little maid quickly bent down to pick up the broom, blushing, and ran out of the courtyard without looking back.
Help me, help me, the young master is really a pervert!
I, Xiaohe, am just a maid hired to work, and I didn't sign a contract to sell my body. How can I solve..., uh-huh, I will never come to this courtyard again...
Watching the little maid run out of the courtyard like she had seen a ghost, Su Huai couldn't help sighing again.
In this day and age, it's hard to be a person, and it's even harder to be a helpful good person!
He just wanted to help her solve the bad omen on her body. What bad thoughts could a seventeen-year-old young master of the Su family have?
Su Huai reached out and found a teapot on the low table on the other side of the bamboo chair, pouring himself a cup of tea.
He lowered his head and saw a handsome, scholarly, and delicate face in the cup.
"Hmm!? There is such a handsome guy in the world!?"
"These facial features, this appearance, this skin!"
"Ah, it turns out to be myself, so it's okay."
He raised the teacup and drank it all at once.
He smacked his lips and suddenly felt tasteless.
For the matter of rebirth, Su Huai is indeed calm and used to it.
Don't ask, if asked, it is used to it.
Since he came from a 996 world, he has spent eight similar lives in this world where demons and immortals coexist and immortals and mortals live together.
Once... he was also a pure and kind-hearted young man who read the eight honors and eight shames, but time makes people old.
After dying many times, he has let go.
When he first arrived in this world, he was so excited and happy that he couldn't speak. Although he was judged by the elders of the family as a waste that could not be cultivated, he still had a spirit of immortality, arrogant in the world, first there was Su Huai and then there was the sky.
As an old bookworm who has been in the pen interest pavilion for ten years, no one knows the waste flow better than him!
Since he was born, he has been carefully trying everything around him that might be an opportunity.
Pendants, rings, jade pendants, even the bricks in the corner of the courtyard, he had to knock on them with a hammer...
When he was seventeen and learned that a certain family's legitimate daughter was coming to break off the engagement, he was so excited that he immediately shouted the famous sentence that has been passed down through the ages in the online literature world:
Thirty years of the east river, thirty years of the west river...
Don't bully the young and poor!
Unfortunately, after being rejected, he did not wait for the so-called fate encounter as in the novel.
He is still a waste.
Unable to cultivate, unable to refine pills, no talent awakening, and no against the sky and change the fate...
Don't bully the young and poor gradually become don't bully the young and poor!
Then it becomes don't bully the middle-aged poor!
Don't bully...
Until the end, the dead are respected.
In general, in the first life, he, Su, has been in this small city for most of his life, and the ring old man in the novel has not yet appeared, and there is no sudden "ding" in his mind to bind the system.
The so-called thirty years of the west river is like a joke.
He seemed to have accepted his fate and muddled along until he was in his thirties, but suddenly he realized when he was in middle age:
Do I have to muddle along in this small city for the rest of my life without a golden finger?
Wasted the opportunity given to me by God to cross?
In the original world, he did nothing, and at the end of his life, he was reborn into another world, but he was still a worthless stinky dregs?
He understood.
Only by fighting can you win!
What's the matter with wasting those years?! Aren't there many people in the novel who realize it in time and become great talents later!?
I was born with talent and must be useful, and I, Su Huai, should not die here! My road is far away!
So, Su Huai packed up his bag and resolutely stepped on the road to the strong that belongs to him!
Sure enough!
Crossers are all chosen sons of heaven!
Less than a hundred miles away from home, he met the first expected opportunity in the forest.
It was a cave full of sky-blue flowers.
The mountain spring flows outside the cave, and the cave is illuminated, which is so fairy-like, so secretive and charming...
Naturally, it reminds people of the legendary cave that contains the world's unique secrets and treasures, and Su Huai's vicissitudes of life rekindled the dream of being invincible.
He plunged into the cave.
[At the beginning, it was very narrow, just passing by people, and after walking dozens of steps, it suddenly opened up, and there was a big snake in it, 8.6 feet long...]
[The big snake was confused and asked: Hissing?]
[Su Huai was scared and said: I am an anchor, let me go.]
The dream was broken, and he only remembered that the sun was very strong that day, and there was not even a trace of warmth in the belly of the big snake.
...
But what he never expected was that God seemed to play a huge joke on him.
When he closed and opened his eyes, he appeared on the bamboo chair of his hometown again, which was the morning of the day he was rejected. The sun was shining, and the body of a seventeen-year-old was full of vitality.
"Damn it! I... Rewound!?"
Unfortunately, he didn't rewind to infancy, and he couldn't change the already formed bones.
In this life, he suppressed the excitement and joy of crossing and being reborn again, and started planning for the future early.
Drawing on the experience of the first life, after the divorce process was completed, Su Huai did not wait at home foolishly.
At the age of seventeen, he bid farewell to his grandfather who cared for him, bypassed the snake brother who was nearly thirty meters long and didn't like to brush his teeth, and went westward.
Then, he only
remembered that the wind was very strong that day, and the tigers in the western forest were all very big.
And they are not afraid of slipping.
Dreams are defeated by cold fangs again.
Su Huai, died again, lived to be seventeen.
...
The second rebirth -
Su Huai sat up in his dying dream, sat on the bamboo chair in a daze for a while, and then woke up from the nightmare of being torn apart by the body.
Fortunately, there was a glimmer of understanding, and he rewound again... This is not the golden finger of Laozi!?
Day! Who taught you to cheat like this? No one knife 999, shouting deep blue can't add points, just give a resurrection coin?
It's still not a saveable one. The life simulator can also have three talents, and you don't have anything...
After a long time, Su Huai was forced to accept this against the sky's golden finger with tears.
Then, it was the familiar thirty years of the east river...
Oh, he didn't shout that sentence this time.
After all, he didn't realize it in the previous two lives, and he suspected that this sentence was toxic, even more toxic than flags like "Wait for me to come back in triumph, and I will definitely marry you."
Moreover, he was embarrassed to shout it again...
After all, let alone thirty years, Su Huai has been through three lives, and the peach blossoms are about to bloom, but he hasn't waited for his west river.
In the third life, with the painful lessons of the previous two lives, he did not rashly go into the forest alone, but found a group of like-minded partners to go to poetry and the distance together.
The sea is vast for the fish to leap, and the sky is high for the birds to fly.
An old man in a solitary boat, fishing alone in the cold river snow.
This mountain was opened by me, this tree was planted by me!
Hmm? It seems that something strange has been mixed in?
Oh, it turned out to be a mountain bandit...
Thief...
A pure young man met a mountain bandit who killed without blinking and didn't even dry his eyes after killing.
He robbed all the money and left his life.
The young Su Huai once again died with dreams in the rainy season of the year when he was seventeen.
...
After being reborn again.
After several times, he has been very calm.
Even the first time he was reborn, just after recovering from the shadow of death, he was already thinking about the next step.
After learning from the lessons of the previous three times, he decided to hold a thick thigh.
Gritting his teeth, he spent a lot of money to mix into a large business team's car team and finally successfully left the small town in the deep mountains.
However, the outside world is complex and dangerous.
He is like a young bird just learning to fly, jumping out of the comfortable nest, tilting his stupid head and diving into the dangerous bushes.
Life is about constantly starting over...
After several rebirths, there are natural disasters and man-made disasters.
Looking for a job, he was deceived by a black-hearted business to mine, picking medicine was captured by evil cultivation as a refining material, sleeping was killed by the aftermath of a battle between great powers, and even taking a walk was taken away by a passing monster to fill his stomach...
In several lives, his cultivation was high and low, but in every life, he was limited by his physique and didn't even reach the third level.
Until the eighth life, the experience of the previous seven lives became his most precious treasure, and he had been mining in the mountains for decades, and his heart was as cold as a hoe.
Finally.
With a life philosophy that was extremely cautious, Su Huai successfully seized the opportunity, got rid of the waste physique, and steadily broke through the immortal respect, and ascended to the sky in one step!
However, with the strength of cultivation, the interests involved also increased more and more. One night when he was drunk, he was assassinated by a mysterious force.
After several rounds of fighting, he was unconsciously led to a lush bamboo forest.
The assassin was very strong in his movements, and he disappeared into the dense bamboo sea in a few jumps.
Because he had accumulated too much anger and depression in his heart, coupled with the fact that the fairy wine he drank not long ago was indeed not mixed with water.
When the wine hit his head, Su Huai raised his hand and made a wave of flames, setting the bamboo forest on fire.
Then, the real owner of the bamboo forest, the woman who was secluded here and had a cultivation up to the immortal emperor, slowly walked out of the sea of fire.
He doesn't remember what he said or did later.
He only remembers that the female emperor had no sadness or joy on her face, wrapped in a white bath towel, and with two sharp ice swords, she cut him off in a few times...
Death under the skirt of the female emperor, even if it's a ghost... Bah!
"Pain! It's too painful!"
"Revenge! Must be revenged!"
The memories suddenly stopped, and Su Huai couldn't help but cover his kidneys and let out two long sighs.
...
At this time, the little maid Xiaohe, with a red face, came back and appeared nervously at the entrance of the courtyard.
Su Huai looked at her, took back her flying thoughts, and grinned.
"Hmm? Xiaohe, why are you back?"
"Did you think it through? After all, you don't want your unclean courtyard to be..."
"Young master, the head of the family wants you to go to the meeting hall."
The little maid was afraid that he would say something shocking again, and she spoke up first.
Su Huai was stunned for a moment, then raised her head, squinted at the scorching sun hanging in the sky, indeed, it was close to noon.
"It's time for the popular divorce segment..."
"Divorce?"
The little maid, holding the broom, was stunned, and she wanted to finish her task quickly and leave, but the young master was still lying in the bamboo chair with no intention of getting up.
"Yes, you know SITU Zhiruo, the one who was engaged to me since childhood."
"I'm too handsome, and this bad woman feels that she can't match me, so she took the initiative to break the engagement."
"Young master, please don't make this kind of joke..."
"Hmm!?"
Su Huai felt that his young master's dignity was challenged, his face became serious, and his eyes were melancholic and deep.
"Xiaohe, in fact, I was a super power in my last life, and my strength was ranked sixth in the world!"
Clap clap clap!
"Young master is really great!"
The little maid clapped her hands to give face, but her pretty face was full of perfunctory words.
"I rely on, you don't believe it?"
Su Huai pointed to the pillar next to him.
"A stone pillar like this, I will slap it, and it will crack on the spot!"
"Hmm, it's really great!"
"His... Are you perfunctory to me?"
"No, young master..."
"Let's make a bet, if I break the pillar, you will come to warm the bed for the young master tonight."
"What do you think?"
Xiaohe shook her head frantically: "No... It's not okay!"
"Don't refuse in a hurry."
Su Huai raised her eyebrows and continued to say:
"If I don't break it, the monthly money I pay you from next month will be ten times more!"
Xiaohe's body trembled: "Ten times..."
"How about it, dare to bet?"
"Well... I'll bet."
That's ten times the monthly money... Anyway, the young master can't succeed. The whole Su family knows that the eldest young master is weak and can't even carry a basket of water.
Let alone breaking a stone pillar thicker than the waist with his bare hands.
The little maid's abacus was clattering in her heart, and on the other side, Su Huai had already raised his palm.
He just wanted to tease this little girl, a maid responsible for cleaning the courtyard, and ten times the monthly money was just three days of his pocket money.
The palm patted the pillar lightly.
An unexpected thing happened...
I only heard a muffled sound.
The airwaves flew tens of meters, and his house, along with the bamboo chair that had accompanied him for nine lives, was torn into pieces in an instant.
Xiaohe instantly turned pale and froze on the spot.
"It's over... I'm not clean..."
And Su Huai widened his eyes, feeling the surging blood and immortal power in his body, and for the first time experienced the dream start that the male protagonist of those fantasy novels should have.
"Damn it!!!"
"Cultivation! At this point, I should still be a waste who eats and waits for death! Where did the cultivation come from!?"