"Meh!" A three eyes deer said.
"Meh all you want but I still have no idea what you are talking about, I don't exactly speak deer." Alucard said.
"Meh meh meh!" Without hesitation the deer let off words.
"Meh meh meh this asshole." He stuck up his middle finger since it was now getting annoying.
Clearly the deer had intelligence otherwise it wouldn't be trying to speak. But why can it not speak normal words and have to use weird sounds?
Is the deer just really retarded maybe?
"Yep, sounds about right." Alucard thus ignored the autistic deer and finished absorbing the gods core.
It instantly boosted him to the peak that this world can handle right now ranking him in the top ranks.
GRRRRRRRRR!
Alucard looked up above him and saw a very deadly lightning strike wanting to descend.
A golden colored dragon with nine heads. This should be the strongest heavenly DAo lightning that no one but fate blessed can survive against.
Unfortunately for them I can just do this!
"Clap" Alucard clapped his hands and it dissipated as if it was never there.
"Perks of being the creator bitches."
Suddenly his body started filling up with supreme power, making him feel as if he could suddenly destroy everything and become the heavenly one.
Of course it was but an exaggerated thing as he just felt really strong due to being the peak.
'Time to go back home and sort things out then. Although I haven't gotten any clansmen besides this deer but it's okay. All in due time.'
Alucard took the deer and flew back to the dragon mountains where Kira was waiting for him.
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An hour later Alucard successfully returned to dragon mountain.
The first thing he noticed however was a brand new palace on the very top of the mountain, it was a very majestic palace suited for somebody like me.
Then it seems the little pond area near the edge of the top with some trees is now filled with different types of fish.
Makes it very beautiful.
I open the two doors leading into the castle and it's very amazing inside, good detail.
I ignore that part though and go straight to the throne room.
To get into the throne room there are 2 guards it seems which are actually dragons?
It seems Kira has been busy, I can tell they are quite strong too at being void returning.
They greeted me with massive amounts of respect due to me being a very superior bloodline compared to them.
They opened the two big doors and walked in it's all an empty hall with at the end a grand throne with 2 dragons on the armrests and above it another huge dragon head with 3 eyes.
It's a very spacey room.
I walk up to the throne and take a seat.
It feels like home, fits my perfect ass right down.
Now I truly feel like a king.
Next I just need to fill this castle up with beautiful maids and it will be complete.. Oh! And my harem of course since I'm a dragon king kukuku.
"Alright enough play time." I mumbled and got up from my seat and walked out.
"Ay the sun is quite bright huh?." I mumbled and put my hand up in front of my face to block the blazing sun from my eyes.
"How was the castle my lord?" Said a cute voice from behind Alucard.
He turned around to see Kira walking with the deer he brought back.. it seems they made good friends? Odd.
"It was amazing, just as I hoped for. Good job Kira." Alucard praised her.
"Of course! I also found many dragons wandering aimlessly and told them how I found a king and a home for us all and they readily agreed to follow me. They were amazed by the dragon mountain." Kira thus blabbered about her amazingness.
As expected from someone I found~
"Very good, keep trying to find the clansmen so this mountain can become a sacred ground for us all. That way even when I'm gone you guys can still stand strong." Alucard said some very odd words which made Kira confused.
"When your gone? My lord what do you mea-" before Kira could finish her sentence Alucard disappeared into the wind.
"Just what did lord mean by that?" She muttered.
"Meh"
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Somewhere in the sky:
"Hoo~ it seems Alucard has reached divine ascention already huh? How can I fall behind him as the mighty jade emperor?!" Said a mighty snake beast that Covered the whole sky.
"Crunch!" It finished swallowing the gods and finally reached divine ascention also.
"Hahahahah I can't wait for the fun to happen!" Jade emperor screamed to the sky feeling the power inside his long snake body.
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In the demon realm:
In a place where not even a speck of light can be seen and two red moons hanging in the sky sat a palace.
Inside the palace were many different types of beings, some gorgeous with big bubbles butts and perky tits, some who had the head of a bull but the body of a human.
There were even some who had lizard bodies.
A very diverse group of creatures to speak.
And on the throne infront of where they were kneeling was a figure who was clad in a black suit.
Long black hair tied with a ribbon, a black suit spotless without any dust. Red eerily eyes that will make gods whimper. And a robust body.
That is Lucifer who has been the creator/king of the demon realm for many eons.
Over the time he's been ruler he has made countless different demons, trying different types of combinations and seeing how they would work.
And all while doing that he managed to become stronger but haven't reached divine ascention quite yet..
"And so what is this offering you guys speak of?" Lucifer asks his subordinates kneeling infront of him.
The only reason why he was interested in what they offered is because supposedly it's an item that can elevate his cultivation to divine ascention.
"We present you the heart of a [Demonic Three headed Chaos dragon] the last of its kind that was injured and we managed to kill it and take its heart." One of the more braver ones said.
"Hooh~ a Demonic three headed chaos dragon? Indeed, that would help my cultivation." Lucifer said suprised they have such a thing.
That type of dragon was one that he did not create, it suddenly appeared in the demon realm years ago and wreaked havoc killing and destroying many demons. He himself had to personally take action to kill it.
'It's odd, usually things only come into being here if I create them. So how did it suddenly appear? Perhaps Gaia did something?' Lucifer thought.
"Thank you for the offering, you will be rewarded handsomely soon." He said extending his hand and taking the big black heart oozing with power.
"Time for dinner~" lucifer chomped on the heart and greedily swallowed it.
Soon enough he felt his whole being swell up with immense power.
"Ahhhhhh~" lucifer let out a content moan and released his slumbering demonic aura.
His aura instantly knocked out those nearby and was felt from even the human world by many.
"It's almost time~" he laughed.
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Somewhere in the human world on a secluded island:
"Heave ho~ Heavo ho~" a man was singing while making himself a garden.
This was minge the commoner who recently gained power capable of creating things and became a farmer race!
All this time while others were busy fighting or fucking he instead was dedicated to his craft, being a farmer!
He planted many types of divine and heavenly herbs, he has immortal spring water and many other rare and divine things all around him on this island.
Hell, he even managed to tame a great ferocious beast that stays deep in the ocean.
It was a massive whale which could swallow even a whole dragon. It was a divine ascension creature.
One of the few native ones.
"Phew~ All in a days works eh?" He wiped his sweat and continued what he was doing.
"Only one more spot and I should be done." He started to rake and suddenly felt his body start getting stronger and stronger.
"Huh? What's this?" He was confused.
"Meh, oh well back to farming!"
And that's how Minge became a divine ascension expert.. by farming.
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A/N: Next chapter is the final showdown ladies and gents. The godly era will soon come to an end but many more eras shall follow!
I plan for them to still do things in this world for a couple more chapters before finally completing the mission and returning back home where he will build his empire.
Hope you enjoy it!
Ps: I recently acquired a contract! Send some golden tickets and power stones!
It would be much appreciated.