Chapter 42
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'Wouldn't it be such a waste to let all these pigs kill each other? Just thinking about all the loot that would be lost in the wind is enough to bring a tear to my eyes…!'
A small, fake tear welled up in the corner of Lucifer's right eye as he genuinely lamented the thought of watching all the loot slipping away, taken away by mere randos…
It was because of this abomination to justice that he took it upon himself to sweep up any loot bags that needed a little extra helping hand to push them over the edge.
As for why he did this for both sides, you ask?
Well, Lucifer didn't want to make it seem like he held a prejudice for the quality of loot from either the Fire Nation or Water Nation. So, naturally, he had to once again exhibit his impeccable sense of equality and justice!
He was like a superhero!
'Ahh… yes, a superhero. I quite like the sound of that…'