After more than two hours of playing "Pin the Donkey," there was not a single spot left on the piggy's butt left that hadn't been skewered by darts. The result? This left his body as one big mess. As for his life…
Well, it was safe to say that the Head Lord was dead—
"Mhmm!!!"
A muffled scream emerged from the dirt as the spiked pig sprang to life!
"The vitality of someone in the Middle Foundation Establishment Realm truly is a thing to behold…" Lucifer remarked as he threw the last of the few darts, listening to one last scream of agony before approaching the Head Lord.
When he reached the squirming, ostrich-looking figure, he pulled him out of the ground.
Or, at least, that was what was supposed to happen…
*Rip!*
"Hmm…? What was that-"
