Hi blog, It's me again I don't know when this all happened but I do know that I'm trapped in a 30 year old woman's body and I know she has a boring life so until I get back to where I'm supposed be I'll be keeping this blog documenting my experiences in the 30 year old woman's body.
Entry 1: I'm rich now
So I ended up homeless because I quit my job and now I can't pay rent soo I decided to sleep in a bench in the park after a hard day of begging .
I was awoken in the middle of the night by a weird looking man with a very long beard. He asked me,why are the walls sinking? And as you would say to a crazy person I replied you have a nice night I can already that your really going through it and gave him a coin then he ripped off the beard and reveals a handsome face then he ripped of a bodysuit that made him look so much older to reveal a suit and tie as anyone would I asked what's going on?
To which a group of camera men came out of the bushes and the man said you are on a television show called " Will You Help Me A Rich Man Faking Poor To Win A Million Dollars?" And I made a million dollars. Now that I'm rich I decided to buy a big boat thing I think it's called a Yach IDK and I am throwing a party on it and I'm inviting anyone who wants to come!!!
CONCLUSION
I'm rich and you're probably not;>