"It's outrageous how the Blackwood family's pharmaceuticals blatantly jeopardize consumer safety. As a member of Isengard, I feel it's my duty to stand up for these vulnerable groups, the Beast Masters who have been killed by Coca-Cola, and denounce the Blackwood family's pharmaceuticals!"
Sly said, his face contorted with anger as he continued in front of the gathering cameras and flashing lights. "I've had pharmaceutical experts analyze the ingredients in this Coca-Cola, and indeed, some of the products contain lethal toxins!"
Hearing this, the crowd around began to murmur.
"No wonder this Coca-Cola is so cheap; it's because it's poisonous!"
"I've drunk it too, what should I do? Is it still time to go to the hospital?"
"I was wondering why I've been finishing so quickly in bed with my wife these days. It must be this Coca-Cola!"
