This is how I started my story dear readers *how* you may think well the most cliche way any stuck at home weeb/otaku has seen to many fu*kn times "sighh anyway it goes like this...."
"wtf where am I"said our fabulous mc he was in the dark void you hear in novels(A:N yk the cliche shit lol) and when he realized where he was he saw among the darkness a shiny ball of light was coming towards him
but funny thing is it was coming sooo close mc thought 'well if this thing is what I think it is I hope its a women cuz it's coming pretty close I feel its bout to kiss me witch idm long as its a women hehe'(A:N tsk shameless little shit)
"hmm heh alrighty then dear beautiful light make me OP" said mc and as soon as he said that the beautiful light tried a make him blind before we even start lol
"WTF this thing tryna turn me into gojo Jr but actually blind I shall slap you for being so daring?! "mc yelled like some corny ass young master but we'll afta he said that mc cringed so hard he hoped noone heard it (A:N to bad we did ahaha)
Anyway wee going off script "ahem"afta the blinding light fu*Ked off it reveled a big ass motherfu*kn DIC– I mean a big tit beauty (A:N now im fukn cringe 😂)
when our mc seen the said beauty tho you would think he'll go jaw dropped seeing her cuz well as it goes her beauty was probably unrivaled but well our mc was a bit different maybe because he was to happy to see it was a women and that said women almost came close to kissing him he was in his on world(A:N hope that made sense lol)
But as for thee new guest who showed up she was confused as she should the mortal
Was ignoring her witch kinda pissed her off but she calmed down quick she is a goddess afta all "ahem mortal listen up my name is Freya the goddess of love and lust as you may have figured out already but if not then ill tell you you have died"
As she said those words our mc snapped back and looked at freya the new beautiful guest when he heard that he died He really tried to hold in his laugh why you may think cuz as you heard of the cliche way
Hes life was shit no more need to be said,
mc"umm okay I don't really care about my death glad it happened tbh sooo what now Im off to heaven diff not going up there bahaha, maybeee hell then he'll probably want me there ugly 2 horned lizard but is there a reincarnation option dear freyaa ~"
As freya was listening she was surprised to hear his words I mean duhh who wouldn't your dead and you don't care and reason why she's surprised is well she didn't read his memories and shit as weelll thats boring~ but as she was in her surprise she heard him say heaven hell and reincarnation so she came back from it
freya"umm yeah you would not being going to the 2 first ones but the last reincarnation with 3 wish's to take with you "as those words left her sweet red wine lips his grin couldn't help but raise cuz he was already thinking of ways to make him OP
mc thought' well that just ain't cliche at all ahahaha fu*k im bout a have one blessful life and well it's welcome with my arms wide open thats soon to be filled with so many beautiful women that'll make both genders envy'he grined his feet are getting itchy as hell from his adrenaline
(A:N pretty boring and same old but well I hope I can create something else new and not same I doubt it but ms luck better shine on me for a bit so it happens 😂)