"Mother-in-law, I swear I will never gamble again," Li Feng raised three fingers, making a solemn oath to the heavens, his expression earnest.
"Aiyo, what are you doing? I was just talking to you," Madam Xie became anxious, slapping his hand down, "Li Feng, quickly spit, ptui, ptui, ptui! Say what you just said doesn't count, that it was all in jest."
"My wife!" Li Feng turned his head to look at Mo Yaner, waiting for his better half to speak!
"Mom, it's fine, let him swear. He doesn't even realize how many oaths he's made—if they were that effective, he would have been struck dead by lightning long ago." Mo Yaner scoffed dismissively, her husband was someone she understood too well—a man for whom swearing was like farting, did it and then it was done.
"Ha?" Madam Xie was astonished, not expecting Li Feng to have such a checkered past.
"My wife, this time I truly mean it. Our whole family nearly starved to death. If I don't change, am I even human?" Li Feng vowed earnestly.
