Chapter 248: Divine Realm Drama
Faced with Xiao Wu's resentful gaze, Tang San uncharacteristically blushed. "What's wrong with three minutes? Three minutes is already quite long!" Tang San argued with a flushed face and thick neck, then added that a day in the Divine Realm equates to a year on earth, so three minutes could count as several days.
"Ah, right, right, right..." Xiao Wu turned away, unimpressed.
Fuming, Tang San grabbed the chain around Xiao Wu's neck and pulled her back. Under the surge of divine power, the 'Sea God's Trident' once again demonstrated its divine might.
"Ah~" Xiao Wu let out a cry that was somewhere between pleasure and pain, and turned around with a seductive look at Tang San. "Go on, Brother San ~"
Her words seemed to inject Tang San with vigor as he panted heavily but instantly recovered his energy. He continued to unleash the thirteen techniques of the Sea God on Xiao Wu, leaving her cooing continuously.
Three minutes later... A satisfied Tang San lay on the bed, falling into a deep sleep, while Xiao Wu, clutching the blanket, looked even more resentful. "So useless..." she muttered under her breath.
Unnoticed by Xiao Wu, a wisp of dark purple divine consciousness quietly disappeared without causing a ripple.
In the Destruction God's Temple, the expression under the hood of the God of Destruction was complex, showing a bizarre smile mixed with mockery, ridicule, disdain, and bemusement. "Just three minutes for that little rascal?" The God of Destruction covered his face, ashamed, yet his covered face was full of laughter.
Originally, he had let his divine consciousness linger around Tang San to monitor him continuously, preventing any interference with the lower realm. However, Xiao Wu's words made Tang San unbearably ashamed, causing strong emotional fluctuations that disturbed the barrier he was maintaining.
Sensing this disturbance, the God of Destruction, out of curiosity, focused his divine consciousness closer. Instead of seeing Tang San meddling with the lower realm, he discovered this unknown side of the little rascal...
"Interesting, I didn't hear anything, so this matter has nothing to do with me," the God of Destruction grinned, hands clasped behind his back. "But whether the God of Desire heard anything, I'm not sure. After all, she governs the realm of desire, so it's normal for her to notice something."
Exactly, that's it! I am the supreme God of Destruction of the Divine Realm. How could I possibly engage in spreading rumors?
"Hehehe..."
Not long after, as Tang San patrolled the Divine Realm, he always felt the gods looking at him strangely. The male deities viewed him with contempt mixed with pride, while the female deities looked at him as if he were a mere fish.
These glances made Tang San very uncomfortable. As the only god in the Divine Realm with dual god positions for over twenty years, when had he ever been looked at like this?
But since they said nothing, Tang San had no reason to react. He quietly released a wisp of divine consciousness to eavesdrop on what those deities were discussing.
As for the divine rule that forbids using divine consciousness to probe others' privacy?
They wouldn't find out anyway, so what does it matter if I do it?
Tang San, without any psychological pressure, released his divine consciousness and stealthily approached the chatting deities.
Then, he overheard the conversations that made his blood pressure skyrocket. "Alas, the Sea God looks so handsome, but to think he can only last three minutes in that matter. My pet dog has more stamina than him!" a voluptuous female deity lamented.
"Yes, it's tough for Xiao Wu. She's a good sister of mine, and to think she has to endure such torture," another female deity said gleefully, her reference to 'good sister' undoubtedly plastic.
"Ha, and here I thought my own man lasting less than half an hour was bad enough. Turns out there are even worse," another added.
"You should apologize to your husband then; half an hour is already quite good!"
"Giggle giggle giggle..."
On the other side, the male deities were also discussing the topic. "Brothers, even though we're not as powerful as the Sea God, we definitely outdo him!" a second-tier deity boasted, with his robust 'dragon' below proudly expressing his confidence.
"Indeed, what's the use of being powerful if you can't satisfy your wife?" another deity fantasized, reminiscing about Xiao Wu's tempting figure. "Pity the Sea God's wife. Stuck with such an impotent man. If it were me, I could play with her long legs for a year and not get bored."
"Such insight!" Another deity came over with a roguish grin, winking, "I'm just simple; I prefer them a bit moister!"
"Hahahaha..."
Life in the Divine Realm is extremely boring. Except for the excitement when first ascending and admiring the realm's scenery, seeing the same views daily becomes dull.
And since there's almost no chance to advance their divine positions, there's absolutely no need for cultivation. They might as well find some fun instead of wasting time training.
That's always how it's been in the Divine Realm, calm and uneventful.
But lately, not only the conflict between the God of Destruction and the Sea God has provided plenty of gossip, but now rumors about the Sea God's impotence, inability to last more than three minutes, and failing to satisfy Xiao Wu have spread.
And there's credible evidence behind these rumors.
So, those idle gossipers are thrilled. After all, it's the Sea God! One of the five great God Kings of the Divine Committee, a dual-positioned law enforcer of the Divine Realm!
Gossip about such a high-profile figure is absolutely exhilarating. They definitely wouldn't dare say much in his presence, but privately, who cares if you're a law enforcement god?
Gossiping is most important!
Moreover, the male deities are even more gossipy than the females, discussing even more vigorously. Why? Because they find confidence in Tang San's shortcomings!
Yes, you are a law enforcement god, you hold dual god positions, your power tops the Divine Realm, your authority is immense.
But what use is it? You're inadequate, you're impotent! While I, go from gut to glory, seven rounds a night!
After Tang San sensed these rumors, his face turned green, overwhelmed by intense shame and the sensation of social death, nearly fainting from anger.
The problem was he couldn't refute them because it was indeed true!
"Who... Who is it!!!" In the Sea God's Temple, Tang San punched the wall of the temple, piercing a huge hole through the solid divine mural wall.
He was truly undone! (End of Chapter)