'system open up the chat group'
CHAT GROUP OPEN
Tony Stark: hello how did this get onto my phone?
Levia-tan: I don't know it some how was on my phone this morning
Percy Jackson: Same
Kazuma: I was so happy when I found a phone in my new isekai life.
Rimeru: same I didn't think I would ever get to use technology again.
Tony Stark: isekai life??? Kids what ever during you've tried you should stop they're bad for you.
Rimeru: after dieing once death doesn't scare me.
Percy Jackson: mood
Kazuma: mood
{Admin is online}
Edward Reed: I take it that none of you believe the information packet you recieved from the chat?
Tony Stark: nope
Levia-tan: nope
Kazuma: I did
Percy Jackson: nope
Rimeru: I also did
Edward Reed: okay time to blow your feeble minds.
{Admin uploaded all MCU movies, highschool dxd novels and anime, Percy Jackson novels, heros of Olympus novels, Kane Chronicles, Magnus Chase and the chronicles of Asgard and the trials of Apollo, kunosaba manga and anime and I reincarnated as a slime manga and anime.}
30 min later
Edward Reed: do you understand now, the multiverse theory is true and whom ever created this chat has the ability to traverse it. Now let's start our introductions again. My name is Edward Reed I am the combat instructor at Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry. I specialize in combat magic and am a reincarnator.
Levia-tan: my name is Serafall Leviathan formally Serafall Sitri I am a devil and am the current Satan in charge of foreign affairs I specialize in earth magic.
Rimeru: my name is Rimeru Tempest. I am a reincarnator and a slime I currently have started a monster village and am trying to help them survive.
Kazuma: I'm Kazuma I am also a reincarnator. I am stuck working alongside a useless goddess who is unable to do anything aside from get drunk and get me into debt.
Percy Jackson: I am Percy Jackson demigod son of Posidon specializing in water manipulation and sword fighting. Currently swordsmanship instructor at camp half-blood
Tony Stark: I still don't fully believe this as I haven't had enough time to go through the information you've sent but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. My name is Tony Stark I'm a former weapons maker and am currently ironman.
Edward Reed: see was that so hard?
Tony Stark: yes. Yes it was. I am a man of science. The supernatural doesn't exist. And now your telling me that I'm in a group chat with 3 reincarnators, a wizard, a devil and a demigod and you expect me to take your word for it.
Edward Reed: look Tony just watch the MCU movies they're about your universe. From Captain America the first avenger up to avengers endgame they're all about your universe. If you're not interested in anything you can't control tell me anything big recently that happened to you and I'll tell you where to start watching from.
Tony Stark: well recently my pseudo-uncle had me kidnapped by a terrorist organization to make weapons for them to hide the fact that he was selling weapons under the table to terrorists and enemies of state and when I escaped he personally tried to kill me which ended up with me killing him.
Percy Jackson: ah sounds like my family the first interaction I had with Olympians was when Hades kidnapped my mother to try and blackmail me. Funnily enough he's the easiest member of my immortal family to deal with.
Tony Stark: kid WTF??
Edward Reed: Tony that seems like the events of ironman 1 have just unfolded start from the film after that one.
[Admin has sent Gale Force Glasses 128 x 4 + modified Gale Force Glasses 128]
Edward Reed: these will increase your reading and comprehension speed by 128 times, Percy yours also translates everything you read into Ancient Greek to get around your dislexia. Use them to go through the movies and books I've sent.
Time skip 2 hours
Levia-tan: Eddie-kun you are the best. You've saved me from my mortal enemy. Paperwork. Now I can devote more time to my favored past time So-tan watching.
Edward Reed: Dont mention it Levia-tan try tone the 'So-tan watching' down as from the books it seems like it pushes her away from you.
Tony Stark: Fuck. I have a kid with Pepper then die. I'm not better than my shitty father who was never there for me.
Edward Reed: Yeah Tony your death was avoidable. If only Quill hadn't tried to kill Thanos the first snap wouldn't have happened and you and a bunch of other would still be alive. So, now do you believe.
Tony Stark: With all of the information you've sent me I can make up excuses about it all I want however it no longer seems reasonable it do so.
Edward Reed: good now start working on creating Badassium to fix your arc reactor.
Percy Jackson: Fuck my life!! Can I get a break for once. I mean I just ended our civil war and now we're about to have another one. Fuck.
Edward Reed: Well Percy now you need to leave yourself a voice note of everything you need to know and save it in the chat so that you can reframe it later when Hera wipes your memory.
Percy Jackson: Ugh that's better than nothing thanks Edward.
Rimeru: Edward can you help me with protecting my city?
Edward Reed: depends on what protections you need. If you need enchanted items/weapons/armor no problem I can send them through the chat but if you want wards I have to be there in person to raise them.
Rimeru: do you think Ceil could raise the wards?
Edward Reed: good question let me send you some books on ancient runes and warding let me know if anything comes of it.
[Admin has sent ancient runes and what they mean + an introduction to warding, how to protect your property]
Kazuma: Edward can you help me as well?
Edward Reed: that depends Kazuma. You see you are currently the weakest person in the group chat by a mile. If I give you too much I can end up stunting your growth.
[Admin has sent the fruit of immortality]
Edward Reed: Kazuma this fruit will make you 1/4 God however I do not know how the gods in your world will react to a human with divinity. If you do decide to eat the fruit surround yourself with an element you want your partial divinity to be, ie. In the sea/river water divinity.
Kazuma: Thank you Edward. The gods in this world are not that bad and if the fruit works how you said I'm thinking about going and standing in a forest and trying to awaken nature divinity.
Tony Stark: by the way Percy, Levia-tan and Edward what is the date in your world.
Percy Jackson: August 2008
Levia-tan: it's currently August 2000
Edward Reed: September 1991
Tony Stark: Levia-tan and Percy invest in Apple, Microsoft, Google, NVIDIA and Amazon. By the time the 'plot' will start they will be some of the most expensive companies in the world. Also in 2009 hire some coders to 'mine' Bitcoin for you it's a virtual currency that becomes the most expensive currency is history. Edward is advise you to go to the Soviet Union during your Christmas break and borrow as much money from Soviet Banks in dollars or Sterling as you can as by new years the Soviet Union will have collapsed and their economy will collapse meaning that the Ruble will be worth penuts so it will be easy to pay them back and make a huge profit.
Percy Jackson: tanks Tony but I don't think I have enough money to invest in stocks.
Levia-tan: thanks Tony-kun but pure-blooded devils are incrediblely rich, I don't really need to make more money.
Edward Reed: I'll try Tony and Percy I'll send you some Jewelry with diamond/gemstones inlaid in them sell them and invest
Tony Stark: Levia-tan I think you are underestimating the size of these companies. Between Apple, Google and Microsoft they will control about 80% of the tech on the market by 2010. And a year after Bitcoin is created 1 Bitcoin is worth almost $60000.
Levia-tan: ohhh that's a lot of money I'll get onto the stocks now.
Edward Reed: Tony as you know I'm a combat instructor in a muggle school could I request some stuff from you and you find the type that would have been released before 1991.
Tony Stark: sure what do you need?